Insanity Family

The Kook Family Backwards ISBI!

Chapter 1.3

Screenshot-2Wow, time is really flying by! Where did this term go Ben?

Ben: Hush, it’s hard to concentrate with you muttering in my ear all day. No wonder I’m not doing well in class.

Oh, quit your whining and hurry up. You have exams today!

Ben: Thanks tips!

😡

Screenshot-3Yay! You finally passed an exam!

Ben: Yah, finally. I would have passed this one last term if it wasn’t for you.

Awe, Ben, why are you so mean to me? I just want to be your friend! 😦

Ben: Disembodied voices don’t make good friends!

Screenshot-5Why didn’t you just go home to nap? You live RIGHT beside the building…. oh, and PS your next exam is, like, NOW!

Ben: Go away, I do my best studying when I’m sleeping on my textbook!

And you wonder why you’re failing…

Screenshot-7Ben: I failed again! Why does my professor hate me so?

Maybe you just don’t take tests well. You are really tired, so how about you head home and take a nap before YOU PASS OUT! Go!

Screenshot-11Is that your report card?

Ben: I guess I did better than I thought….

What did you get?!

Screenshot-13Ben: I finished with a B!

Hooray for small miracles! 🙂

Screenshot-15Well, our adventures at University have come to an end. Time to head back to Sunlit Tides!

Ben: Do you have to narrate EVERYTHING?

It’s what I do. 😀

Ben: Death can’t come soon enough with you in my ear all the time now.

:O Ben! Don’t say such things!

Screenshot-18 Screenshot-19Finally back in Sunlit Tides!

Screenshot-24Awe, Dusty missed you!

Ben: Were you a good boy Dusty? Of course you were! Papa missed you!

Hey Ben, why don’t you give Cindy a call? 😉

Ben: That’s a great idea!

I do have those occasionally…

Screenshot-25Ben: *on phone* Hi Cindy! It’s Ben, your boyfriend! *pause* Yah, the old guy from school… *pause* You’re coming over? That’s great! *pause* You don’t have a place to live? *pause* Well of course you can live with me! I’ll see you soon darling!

Why doesn’t she have a place to live?

Ben: She said something about a fight with roommates, something about she had to leave. But she’s coming to live with me!

That’s great! Now we can get on with this challenge!

Screenshot-28 Screenshot-29Ben spent the rest of the day playing with Dusty. 🙂

Ben: I really have to pee…

WHAT?! Then why are you still playing with the dog?!

Screenshot-30Run to the outhouse Ben! Run!

Ben: Okay, okay!

Whew, he made it…

Screenshot-32Okay, so lets work on your gardening skills! Oh, do you own a fishing pole? You’ll need to work on your fishing skills too.

Ben: You’re lucky I like to garden AND fish!

Why do you think I chose you for this challenge? Now go garden!

Screenshot-33Poor Ben, I always seem to work him to the point of exhaustion. Good thing he has a sleeping bag! Wait, I’m hearing noises again… but it’s not a full moon…

Screenshot-35A Burglar! What does Ben have that is possibly worth stealing?!

Ben: I do have those exercise machines…

True.

Burglar: Whoa! Good doggy… goooood doggy…..

Dusty: *deep growling* grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr……..

Screenshot-37Dusty:  Bark, Bark! GRRRR! BARK!

Burglar: Ahhhh! Good doggy! I’m outta here!

Screenshot-38Good boy, Dusty! Who needs a burglar alarm with a trusty dog around!

Dusty: *satisfied woof* Oh yah, who’s a good dog? I’m a good dog! I’m so good!

Screenshot-44Ben: Cindy! I’m so happy you’re here!

Cindy: It’s great to see you Ben! Um, where’s your house?

Watch it lady! Ben is working on it.

Ben: Um, I’m going to build one! But I didn’t know what you liked so I haven’t built it yet!

Cindy: Oh, um, how, uh, how sweet! *nervous laugh*

Screenshot-46Ben, we’ve talked about this. Why are you wearing your snow suit in the summer? AND WHY ARE YOU ON FIRE?!

Ben: Fire? FIRE! AHHHH!!!

Screenshot-47Get to the shower, get to the shower, GET TO THE SHOWER!!!

Ben: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Screenshot-48No more wearing snow suits in the summer! Got that!

Ben: I really don’t see what the issue is…

Seriously? You just lost me another -5 points… NO MORE SNOW SUITS!

Screenshot-50Alright, lets all go down to the summer festival and have some fun! Pst! Ben! Maybe tonight would be a good night to, you know…

Ben: … …

Not that! I meant propose!

Ben: Oh!

Screenshot-51Dusty: *growls* Balloons! My arch nemesis! You shall be destroyed!

Apparently Dusty has a vendetta against balloons…

Screenshot-53Yum! That snow cone looks good!

Ben: Genius! Crushed flavoured ice! It’s amazing! What will they think of next?

Um… sliced bread? *rolls eyes* You’ve never had a snow cone before?

Ben: Sliced… bread? Fabulous! I shall invent that at once! *begins muttering to self*

Hate to break it to ya but it’s already a thing…

Ben: Way to crush a man’s dreams!

Screenshot-54Nothing says romance like a water balloon fight! (apparently the water balloons are invisible?)

Screenshot-59After a lovely day at the festival…

Ben: Before we go home, there’s something I want to ask you.

Cindy: What is it Ben?

Screenshot-60Ben: From the moment I met you I knew you were special to me…

Screenshot-61Ben: I wont be around forever, maybe not very long at all, but will you make this old man happy…

Screenshot-64Ben: And marry me!

Wow! Look at that ROCK!

Screenshot-67Cindy: ( O.O her face…) Oh my plumbob! YES! YES!

Screenshot-77And after a private ceremony right there at the festival…

Screenshot-78I present to you Mr. and Mrs. Benjamin and Cindy Kook! 😀

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SCORECARD

-10 Dog sitter (2)
-5 Fire (1)
__________
-15 Total Points

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Chapter 1.2

Screenshot-148Hello Ben…. Beeeennnn…… wake up…… BEN!

Screenshot-149Ben: Huh, wha-?

Wakey-wakey Ben! I told you to go to bed earlier, but nooooo, you wanted to flirt with girls.

Ben: At least girls are more interesting than this class…

Hush, it’s mandatory you go if you want to stay in university.

Screenshot-156More salad…

Ben: Salad is amazing!

Ben! I just heard the doorbell! Go see who it is!

Screenshot-157Cindy: Hi Ben, I just wanted to stop by and see how you were doing. I’m sorry I ran off yesterday.

Ben: It’s great to see you again Cindy! You’re hair looks lovely.

Cindy: Awe, thanks. We should hang out sometime. Anyway, I have class. Bye!

Yay! Cindy came back! Maybe you didn’t scare her off after all!

Screenshot-165Ben! What’s wrong?! This is the fourth time you’ve woken up and freaked out!

Ben: AAAAHHHHHH!!!! I’m so tired! But I’m scared! There’s a full moon!

There’s nothing to be scared of Ben! *hears moaning sound* Wait…. what was that?

Screenshot-168Ben: What is it?!

Oh, a zombie girl with back pain. No wonder she’s moaning.

Ben: A ZOMBIE?!

Relax! Your doors are locked, she can’t get you. Just stay inside and go back to bed!

Screenshot-171I see you are wearing your snow suit again. Did you have a good nap before class?

Ben: Shhhhh, I’m concentrating.

I’m sure that mime is more distracting than me…..

Ben: ….

Fine, I’ll leave you alone. But after class you’re going to find a girl.

Screenshot-177You take a lot of naps…

Ben:  Well it’s hard to sleep with a zombie outside your window.

Point taken. Are you ready for that juice kegger party tonight?

Ben: Yup, I’m even in my fancy clothes!

I think the invite said casual…

Screenshot-186Where did you get that bike?

Ben: It appeared in front of me!

Whatever you say, just hurry up and get to the party!

Screenshot-189Ben: Help me do a keg stand Cindy!

Cindy: Okay!

Show’em how it’s done, Ben!

Screenshot-192Ben: Pst! Look at his hat! I haven’t worn a hat like that since I was a young adult!

Cindy: *giggles* I can see why it went out of fashion!

Guy in the Hat: Real mature guys…

Screenshot-202Ben: I had a wonderful time tonight Cindy. Let’s go on a date soon.

Cindy: Oh Ben! You’re so romantic!

Don’t be fooled, he’s had those flowers in his pocket for AGES! He could have given them to any girl.

Screenshot-205She accepted the kiss!

Screenshot-210Did you have a good time Ben?

Ben: I’ve found my soul mate!

Um, is that Cindy streaking in the background?

Ben: Yah…. isn’t she something? *dreamy look*

She’s something all right….

Screenshot-2Run Ben! You’ll be late for your exams!

Ben: I’m going, I’m going!

Screenshot-3While Ben is in his exams I just want to point out how pretty the campus is in the fall season *sigh*.

Screenshot-5How did you fail BOTH of your exams?!

Ben: Well maybe if SOMEONE let me focus on school more than girls I may have scraped by!

We have a job to do here, but you’re right. Next term you will focus more on studies. Now lets go find Cindy!

Screenshot-8That doesn’t look like Cindy…

Ben: *echoes* She was busy, so I’m looking for treasure!

How many times do I have to tell you garbage is not treasure!

Ben: *echoes* Oh! A rubber ducky!

Screenshot-9Angry Homeowner: What are you doing rummaging in my garbage you handsome old man! You have flies in your beard and smell like trash but I’m oddly attracted to you….

Ben: You’re pretty even when you’re yelling at me!

Wow, just wow.

Screenshot-11Finally! She must be a busy girl! It took you a whole day to get her to go out somewhere. Or maybe she’s just not interested?

Cindy: Hey Ben! This is some great weather we’re having.

Ben:  You are so beautiful in the rain.

Screenshot-15Ben: So Cindy, I have a question…

You can do it Ben! Fingers crossed!

Ben: would you do me the honour of being my girlfriend?

Screenshot-16I guess we’ll take that as a yes! Now that Ben has a girl it’s time to finish up at university and get things moving on the home front. 😉

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SCORECARD

-10 Dog Sitter (2)
__________
-10 Total Points

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Chapter 1.1

Screenshot-49And here we are at Sims University! Wait, Ben where are your clothes?

Ben: I lost them.

Yes, I can see that! Where did you lose them?

Ben: I lost the game.

What game?

Ben: The game!

Do I even want to know?

Ben: No.

*Sigh*

Screenshot-52So why did you want an exercise machine?

Ben: I’m athletic! I can jog for hours!

Yah right, you’re going to fall. Just don’t let the machine kill you, you’re not allowed to die yet.

Ben: I won’t fall!

Screenshot-59I told you so.

Ban:  Damn you, confounded voice! You jinxed me!

Yah, like I can MAKE you fall.

Screenshot-62Um, Ben? What are you doing?

Ben: Delightful, absolutely delightful!

Screenshot-67BEN! Get out of there!

Ben: *echoes* I found treasure!

You found garbage! Put it back, you have a Meet & Greet to go to!

Screenshot-71Ben:  Oooo! Free stuff!

Don’t eat the candy bar, it’s going to be gross.

Ben: …….

Again, I told you so.

Ben: I hate you.

D:

Screenshot-72Okay, I know you’re in a Fine Arts degree, but really? You’re in everyone’s way!

Ben: Silence! This is a master of the sketch pad at work!

Screenshot-74I see you’ve changed your clothes again. Going for a real jog this time?

Ben: I want to take a fishing class.

Okay! 😀

Screenshot-79How was your fishing class? 😀

Ben: Fish smell.

Yes, yes they do.

Screenshot-85Ben: Yay! Autumn salad! I’m going to enjoy this!

Wow, you really like your salad…

Ben: Don’t dis the salad! *Evil glare*

Okay! I won’t dis the salad!

Screenshot-91Day one down at university! He didn’t meet any girls yet…. and he’s hopelessly lonely at the moment… let’s see if we can fix that! 😀

Screenshot-95BEN! It’s the middle of summer! Aren’t you hot?

Ben: Nothing like a morning jog in a snow suit to get the old heart pumping!

Yah, it’s going to pump you into the grave!

Ben: Why are classes in the summer?

Um, you enrolled for the early semester? Don’t ask me useless questions!

Ben: Oh, okay.

That was easy.

Screenshot-97Hey! How was class?

Ben: Need. Food. NOW!

Quick! Get to the cafe! You are NOT dying of starvation!

Screenshot-99*Sigh* Ben, where did your clothes go, again?

Ben: It’s summer! I’m hot!

Wearing a snow suit in 30 degree weather will do that to you!

Screenshot-100How’s your bagel hot stuff? 

Ben: Exquisite, thank you for asking.

Book Dude: Um, you talking to me old man?

You know, if you talk back to me when other Sims are around they’ll just think you’re even more insane…

Ben: I demand you be quite! Let me enjoy my bagel in peace!

Book Dude: Seriously dude? Chill out.

Screenshot-104Oh! A girl! A cute girl! What’shernamewhat’shernamewhat’shername!

Ben: I must say, you are an exquisite creature, might I have the pleasure of knowing your name?

Oh my plumbob, is that the word of the day? We have to work on your ppl skillz!

Cindy: *giggles* It’s Cindy! I like old, half naked men.

Wonderful! Try and get THAT image out of my head, thank you!

Screenshot-108Ben: I’m pretty spry for an old guy. I lift weights like all the time, yo!

Yo? What are you hip and cool now because some hot chick is talking to you? He doesn’t lift weights! He lies!

Screenshot-109Cindy: You must jog too, you have such lean muscle tone!

Ben: Oh yah, all the time! I’m a great jogger!

He lies! He falls on the treadmill like 9 times out of 10!!

Screenshot-116Ben: I have to stay fit so when the world is taken over by these tentacle things I can out run it and stay alive!

Cindy: Oh! Wow! Right, so is that the time? I have to, um, wash my hair! Bye!

Great, you scared her away with your crazy talk.

Screenshot-124Ben: *Sigh* I’d sure like to catch her like a tasty fish!

Book Dude: Ha! Loser! Looooossseeerrrrrr!

If I could, I would punch you Book Dude. Ben! Stop daydreaming! It’s late and you need sleep!

Screenshot-126Another girl! And she likes you too! 

Ben: Why do you sound so surprised?

Gabby: Um, I guess I’m surprised at how good you still look? Is that rude of me to say that to an old guy?

Ben: What? Oh, no, never-mind.  Uh, I work out! 😀

Good save. 😀

Screenshot-138Gabby: I love to garden, some say I have a green thumb!

Ben: Me too! Me too! We’re meant to be!

Whoa! Hold on, I thought you liked Cindy?

Ben: Cindy didn’t talk about gardening.

Gabby: Who’s Cindy?

Ben: Um, no one. Let’s talk about plants!

Gabby: Okay!

*rolls eyes* Yay…. plants…..

Screenshot-143Well, that’s it for chapter 1.1! You sleep well Ben, you worked hard. No points, but hey! He met some girls! 😀

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SCORECARD

-10 Dog Sitter (2)
__________
-10 Total Points

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