Cindy: So Ben, I was thinking we should get some bells put around the yard, for, you know, intruders and stuff.
Ben: Okay dear. Mmm… these pancakes are superb!
It looks like someone is praying to the porcelain goddess! Could it mean…?
Ben: What is that smell? I think those pancakes we ate went bad dear, they look green…
Cindy: *Blarfff* I don’t feel so good……
Was it pancakes? Or something else?!
Why do you insist on waiting so long! Run Ben, run!
Good boy Dusty, digging holes in the garden for Ben! I like this dog!
Cindy: Now how did this happen?
Jeez, I wonder…
Since nothing really interesting happened during Cindy’s pregnancy here’s a shot of out first ever gnome for this family! It looks like he’s taken some notes from Dusty and is digging, too! 😀
Cindy: *moans* uuuuhhhhgggg….. what’s happening…..?
Umm… you’re having you’re baby… where’s Ben for this? She can’t hear me… I need Ben!
Umm… Ben… You’re wife is outside having YOUR CHILD!
Ben: *Bang, bang, BANG* What? What child? This toilet needs a fixin’ since Cindy went and blew it up.
And like all men he is oblivious…. (no offense guys) 😉
Cindy: Aaaaaahhhhh!!!! The pain!
You can do it Cindy! I know you can’t hear me but I’m here!
Cindy: Sparkles? Wha- um… maybe I should try spinning?
Yes! That’s it! Spin!
Yay! Cindy had a boy! Say hello to Anakin (Skywalker? Hehe! No…) Baby no. 1 down, now just one to go!
Ben: I have a son! Come to papa…
This brings a tear to my eye… he looks so happy! 🙂
Ben: So, baby, since the first one turned out so good let’s say we try again, eh?
Cindy: Wha-?
Cindy: Ew! No! Get off me you dirty old man!
Ben: But-
Cindy: NO!
FAIL Ben! Better luck next time!
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SCORECARD
-10 Dog sitter (2)
-5 Fire (2)
+5 Birth (1)
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-10 Total Points