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The Kook Family Backwards ISBI!

Chapter 2.3

Last chapter Kenneth completed two Midlife Crisis wishes and was abducted by aliens… again. However, the abduction failed to produce a pregnancy. Now let’s get this chapter started!

14 - midlife crisis wish 3Really Kenneth? Did I do THAT bad of a job on your wardrobe?

Kenneth: You’re kidding right? You didn’t even change anything about my adult wardrobe!

True… time for a makeover!! Drum roll please…

Screenshot-22TA-DA! Cut and dyed! A complete new look for Kenneth!

Kenneth: It will do.

Another Midlife Crisis wish completed!

Screenshot-23Dude, you butt is ringing.

Kenneth: I know.

Are you going to answer it?

Kenneth: Nope.

And I wonder why he has no love interests, he doesn’t talk to anyone!

Screenshot-24Ben: Listen Cindy, you have to back off. If you truly love me you will give me the space I need.

Cindy: But my love, I just wanted a hug. 😦

I know she’s mean to the alien children Ben but give the poor woman a break. Either act like her husband or get a wish to divorce her!

Ben: I enjoy her company, just not the touchy-feely! That’s for the young-uns!

Screenshot-25Frankie: I’m going to be moving out soon Mckenna, but just remember you can always come live with me if your grandmother makes your life miserable.

Mckenna: Gramma bad!

Frankie: Yes, grandma is bad!

Stop reinforcing the negative! How will Sims and Aliens ever exist in peace with attitudes like this?

Kenneth: Maybe if they stopped abducting us every other night we would be nicer to them and they wouldn’t think we are nothing but play things!

He has a point…

Screenshot-26Birthday time!

Screenshot-2715 - lee toddler bdayScreenshot-28AWE!!! Little Lee as a toddler is so cute! The aliens did pick a family with good genes, I’ll give them that.

16 - midlife crisis wish 4Another Midlife Crisis wish? Actually, this one isn’t so bad…

17 - job changeKenneth: Can I? Can I? Can I?

Sure! Why not! The athletic skill is still needed for this job. 🙂

Kenneth: Yay! 😀

Screenshot-29Um, what are you doing?

Ben: Who, me?

No! Your son!

Kenneth: Well, the computer broke when I was using it so now I’m fixing it. What does it look like I’m doing?

It looks like a potential death hazard!

Kenneth: You know, even if I do die at this stage, you technically have Frankie as a spare since he’s not an Adult yet and hasn’t moved out.

That’s not the point! Stop endangering yourself!

Frankie: Where you talking to me bro?

Screenshot-31It seems like Frankie is the only one who looks after the children. He even plays with them! No one is teaching skills though… and Kenneth is focused on his LTW… more bad parenting styles brought to you by the Kooks!

Screenshot-32Frankie: Finally! I can age up and get out of this stinking dump!

Hey now! You’re the one who’s always breaking the sink!

Screenshot-3418 - frankie adult bdayScreenshot-35Frankie: Awe yeah, clothes still rock! Time to blow this joint!

Screenshot-36And so, Frankie drives off into the night without so much as a goodbye to even the children.

Screenshot-38And no sooner did he leave, the aliens attacked! They got Ben this time.

19 - frankie relationship 20 - midlife crisis over 21 - frankie relationshipAnd in the span of time that Ben was abducted for, all this happened! Frankie sure moves fast! And the girl is actually pretty cute.

Kenneth: And I feel great about my lot in life!

That’s good, because it’s all going to change soon…. muahahahaha.

Kenneth: What?

Screenshot-40Ben: Why do you keep doing this to me?! Why?!

I need a break from aliens. *Has a brilliant idea* I know just the thing!! 😀

Screenshot-41KENNETH! WAKE UP!

Kenneth: Wha-what?! What’s wrong? Is it Dusty?!

No! You’re going on a trip!

Kenneth: In the middle of the night?

Yup! Get up!

Screenshot-43Kenneth: *on phone* Hi, I’d like to book a trip…

Screenshot-44And so Kenneth heads out at the crack of dawn off on an epic adventure!

Kenneth: This trip better be worth it.

Oh it will. 😉

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SCORECARD

-10 Dog sitter

-15 Fire

-10 Self urination

-10 Passing out

+30 Birth

+30 Skill Challenge

+15 Honour Roll

+20 Max Skill

+40 Completed LTW

__________

+90 Total Points

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Chapter 2.2

What? Another chapter so soon? Considering it is Easter weekend I’m taking a day off from studying… to bring you more Kook antics! Let’s get started!

5 - midlife crisis wish 1I see you have your first Midlife Crisis Wish Kenneth. “Get a Makeover”… you do realize there is no salon in Lucky Palms?

Kenneth: Hey, I can’t control how I feel. I just really, really, really need a new outfit.

*sigh* Poof! There is now a salon in Lucky Palms!

Screenshot-97Kenneth: Hello gorgeous!

Stylist Girl: Is there something I can help you with or….?

Screenshot-98Kenneth: Can you make me look like a rock star? No! A movie star? Just make me look cool and hip!

Stylist Girl: Um… I’ll see what I can do…

Poor Kenneth… maybe I should have spent more time on his wardrobe when he became an Adult.

Screenshot-99Meanwhile, back at the house, Ben is having his (hopefully last) baby!

Ben: This hurts more than I remember…

Well it’s your own fault for going with those aliens in the first place!

6 - alien birth*I click ‘Raise’ of course…* 😀

Screenshot-100 Screenshot-101IT’S A BOY! (+5 points!)

7 - lee 8 - lee birth traitsPoor little Lee, Easily Impressed and Absent-Minded aren’t the best traits but he might be entertaining as he grows up. Welcome to the family, little guy! Since he is Kenneth’s brother he will be moved out when he reaches Adult like the rest of the Gen One babies. 🙂

Screenshot-102Ben: He’s… he’s not green!

O.O whaaaaaaat? I think Axane has faulty alien genes or something…

Screenshot-103WAIT! Now he’s green?! Okay…

Ben: The most peculiar thing just happened.

Thanks Tips! And so continues the Curse of the Colour Changing Babies…

Screenshot-104There Kenneth, did you get the look you were going for? What happened to the Stylist Girl? Who’s this long haired DUDE?

Kenneth: Thanks man, this is way more rockin’ than what that chick tried to dress me in.

Stylist Dude: It was my pleasure… dude.

Anyway… one midlife crisis wish down!

Screenshot-105Lee is another cutie just like his… um… I guess they would technically be nieces! Since Kenneth is Lee’s brother, and Mckenna is Kenneth’s daughter, that would make Lee Mckenna’s Uncle! It looks like the Kook family tree is as Kooky as the family itself. Success! 😉

9 - hannah kissingThis was an interesting pop-up! Hannah is getting her smooch on! However, I don’t approve of her taste in men. Shortly after this notification, Sahan Diwan popped up again in a relationship with another girl.  I hope Hannah finds love that isn’t some old geezer someday.

10 - midlife crisis wish 2Seriously Kenneth? Now you want an expensive car?!

Kenneth: I need a slick ride to pick up the ladies! Come on!

You don’t even have $10,000 for an expensive car!

Kenneth: My old man makes tons of money off his garden still.

*Grumble, grumble, grumble* I hate this midlife crisis wish. 😡

ScreenshotIt’s birthday time for Mckenna!

Screenshot-2I was really curious to see if she would have a different hair colour too…

11 - mckenne toddler bdayScreenshot-4Nope! Still green! It’s pretty cute with her skin tone too. 🙂

Screenshot-6 Screenshot-8I cry a little each time this happens. This trick is getting really old aliens!! Gah!

Screenshot-10Kenneth: Bad touch! BAD TOUCH!

Honestly, I stopped writing down the names of all the random aliens that abduct this family. But I don’t think that was Axane.

Screenshot-11Why are you trying to live even longer?

Ben: I am the Immortal Ben!

No, you are not. Your wife may be older than you now but you are not immortal.

Ben: But I want to be!

What happened to hating your existence and trying to kill yourself before the next generation could take over?

Ben: That was when I had to deal with you all the time. Now I’m free to do my own thing! Life is grand!

I’m not talking to you anymore… 😡

Screenshot-13Isn’t Mckenna cute?! She is so unique it’s hard to not take pictures of her. 🙂

12 - anakin breakupFINALLY! Maybe now Anakin can find a younger woman and have some more kids. Maybe.13 - kenneth skill challengeHooray for completing a Skill Challenge Kenneth! (+5 points!) Since Ben has lost all interest in gardening Kenneth has been looking after it. But I think once all these plants die we wont garden anymore. It’s so time consuming!

Screenshot-14Second Midlife Crisis Wish completed! Does this car have a sufficient coolness factor for picking up the ladies?

Kenneth: You are AWESOME!

At least someone in this family likes me.

Ben: You can not buy your way into my heart! Although, that is a pretty sweet ride. Why didn’t I get a sweet ride?!

You never asked for one.

Ben: This is how you ruined my life!

Moving on…

Screenshot-15Random Cute Toddler Picture! Just because. Notice the creepy IF doll in the corner? It shall mysteriously disappear soon.

Screenshot-16 Screenshot-18AHHHHHHHH!!! What is your problem?! Why do you have such a smug look on your face? Hmm?!

Screenshot-19I blame you Frankie! You probably call your alien buddies and summon them to abduct this family! 😡

Frankie: Whoa! Really negative vibes around here. Okay Axane, you got him? Excellent. >:D

GAH!!!

Screenshot-20Kenneth: Why meeeeeeee?

I don’t know sweetie. I really don’t know.

Screenshot-21Kenneth: I don’t want a green glowing stomach again! *cries silently for a moment*

It looks like Cindy’s talk with Axane the other day didn’t deter the aliens from abducting the Kook men. Will Kenneth be pregnant again?

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SCORECARD

-10 Dog sitter

-15 Fire

-10 Self urination

-10 Passing out

+30 Birth

+30 Skill Challenge

+15 Honour Roll

+20 Max Skill

+40 Completed LTW

__________

+90 Total Points

 

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Chapter 2.1

I’M BAAAAAAACK! Welcome to the first official chapter of GENERATION TWO! I can’t believe I made it! I –

Screenshot-60Kenneth: Where have you been?!

Um… excuse me?

Kenneth: I know you’re there! I can hear you! Now where have you been?!

This is a first… Ben usually hated talking to me…

Screenshot-61Kenneth: Well I’m not him! And I have been waiting, and waiting, and waiting! This is MY generation now!

Whoa! Settle down! School got really hectic with tons of assignments and I have exams next week…

Screenshot-63Kenneth: Ugh… I’m such an ass. Sorry Voice, I’m just really excited for my story to be told…

And it shall be told! First, I do have to say your daughter Mckenna is not eligible to be heir.

Screenshot-64Kenneth: Why do you hate me? You mean I have to have MORE kids?

Well, technically YOU don’t have to have them… but you need to find a wife and she can have your kids. 🙂

Kenneth: I have to get married?

That’s the general idea… yes.

Kenneth: *sigh*

1 - kenneth midlife crisisOf course! Kenneth is suffering from a Midlife Crisis! No wonder he’s so touchy…

Kenneth: I heard that!

Screenshot-65Ben: What the – ? When did this happen?!

Um… last chapter…

Ben: I don’t recall…

It’s okay Ben, don’t think too hard… you might hurt yourself…

Ben: Why can I still hear you?!

I call it “Curse of the TH”. You get to hear me FOREVER!!! *echos into the distance*

Ben: Confounded Voice! Why must your torment me so?!

Screenshot-66Meanwhile…

Frankie: Yeush! Me 1, sink 0!

What are you doing?!

Screenshot-67Awe, thanks Kenneth. 🙂

Kenneth: I’m only doing this so my old man doesn’t slip and fall and crack his head open.

It’s still sweet of you. 😉

Screenshot-68Frankie: Sorry bro… I was experimenting and the sink it –

Kenneth: Just keep your experiments small from now on, ‘kay?

D’awe… brotherly moments! ❤

2 - hannah teenSpeaking of moments… Hannah aged up to a teen!

Screenshot-5I sneaked her into CAS to edit her outfit… BUT ISN’T SHE PRETTY?! I actually can’t wait to start her story… just a little bit longer…

3 - anakin relationship 4 - anakin relationshipOh… and Anakin is still with the cougar. I am disappointed in you Anakin! Anyway… back to the current TH…

Screenshot-70Are you sure you can lift all that?

Kenneth: *panting heavily* I can… I will!

Please don’t hurt yourself…

Screenshot-72Is it just me… or do you look constipated? 😛

Kenneth: Shut… up!

You know… if you keep doing that your face will get stuck that way! Hehe!

Kenneth: Now I know why my old man hates you…

D:

Screenshot-73Ben: You would still be dumb even if you read a whole stack of books!

Ummm… burn?

Cindy: I wonder what song that’s from?

Screenshot-74Cindy: My love… you have such a sweet voice, and such lovely eyes… *smooch*

Screenshot-75Ben: Stay back, foul beast!

Cindy: Whaaa?! O.O

I guess the relationship wasn’t built to last…

Screenshot-76Ben: Look, Cindy, I was thinking you could take the couch… You know, just with my bad back and all… I need the bed to myself.

Screenshot-77Cindy: Of course dear! Anything to make you happy!

Then this happened:

Screenshot-78 Screenshot-79I honestly don’t understand their relationship… moving on!

Screenshot-84Axane was hanging around the house so we invited her inside… I don’t know why… it just happened…

Frankie: This place is great! I’m learning how to cook now and there are all these yummy foods!

Axane: I do no understand how one of my kind can be so boring. *Yawn* I much prefer exotic males…

Screenshot-85Frankie: I was just talking about food… what did I do wrong?

Dusty: Don’t sweat it bud… I’m pretty much ignored these days too…

Dusty! No! We wuvs you!

Screenshot-88And while Axane and Ben heart fart each other in the kitchen…

Axane: Hello darling, how is the offspring progressing? *wink*

Ben: My green beauty! You have come back for me!

Cindy: Maybe if I seal her in a metal canister and throw her over a bridge…

Dusty: Master, please, can I has food?

Screenshot-89Frankie: So, uh, how do you like my place? Pretty sweet pad, eh?

Screenshot-90Axane: Why do you bore me so?

Frankie: *cries*

Screenshot-91 Screenshot-92 Screenshot-93DA FUQ?! But… Axane is INSIDE the house!

Ben: I don’t think my heart can take this anymore!

You’re telling me!

Screenshot-95Ben: What was the meaning of that?

Alien-I-forget-the-name-of: Axane asked me to check on the offspring while she assessed the family for future child-baring potential.

GO AWAY ALIENS!!!

Screenshot-96Cindy: And then he yelled at me and called me dumber than books! You do not want this man to raise your children!

Axane: I see, female. I will take this into consideration for next time…

While Cindy tries to put an end to the alien abductions, I will end the chapter here! How many more alien abductions with the Kook men have to suffer?

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SCORECARD

-10 Dog sitter

-15 Fire

-10 Self urination

-10 Passing out

+25 Birth

+25 Skill Challenge

+15 Honour Roll

+20 Max Skill

+40 Completed LTW

__________

+80 Total Points

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