The Kooks are back with another chapter! Last time we lost a bunch of points because almost everyone forgot how to use a toilet, more chaos ensued, and the twins aged up to toddlers! What will we get up to this time?
Here’s a great start to the chapter… Cindy gets abducted! Don’t worry about bringing her back. Our house is too full as it is.
Meanwhile, Christopher is hard at work learning the potty skill! And looking majorly cute too!
Ben: I pray to thee, Watcher in the heavens above, guide this child towards the light as she slumbers…
Stop being creepy Ben! And thanks Mckenna for losing another -5 points! This chapter isn’t off to the best start.
Oh no, not you too!! Sun Young loses yet another -5 points. I wouldn’t be surprised if we hit zero points soon.
At least Ryan is learning the potty skill! Toddlers make such cute faces.
No, Salem didn’t get fluffy. For some reason, stray cats like to wander into the house and play with the pet toys.
Here’s Salem! I think one cat and one dog is enough for this family right now. Bye stray cat!
Family Updates! Anakin, being the mucho creep he is, can’t seem to leave Gennie alone.
Hannah and Donnovan weren’t meant to last anyway. That guy already have a couple kids with other women. You’re better off without him Hannah.
Yay! Babies! I will try to get a picture of Kristen once she grows up a bit! 😀
And more babies! (As well as an non-rendering Frankie. Oh well.)
Good for you Frankie. He actually marries the woman he knocked up, unlike his half-brother, Anakin, who is STILL stalking his ex!
As I said, he is STILL stalking her! Anyway… we interrupt our extended family update for important news!
It’s birthday time! Derp face and all!
An over-emotional, insane genius is just what we needed. 😉 I’m interested to see what Kim gets up to with these traits.
Oh gosh, honey, that look is WAY to futuristic for me.
There! Isn’t she cute? Seriously though, where did the blonde hair come from? It goes well with her eyes though. 🙂
Ryan is happily playing with the xylophone. Oh the joys of being a carefree toddler.
And Christopher is enjoying the block table. They are just the cutest!
Lee doesn’t always go around breaking things. He does clean sometimes when no one else seems to do it.
It’s Kim’s first day of school! And she’s wearing her snowsuit in the middle of spring. She’s a Kook, that’s for sure.
Mckenna: So grams, since the blonde passed out how about you read ME that bed time story?
These kids drive me nuts. Oh, I’m desperately tired and could pass out any second. Time for a story! Fail Kim! Fail! (-5 points) 😦
Mckenna: Yes! My plan worked! I’ll just put sleeping pills in her dinner every night and she’ll pass out all the time! Soon enough I will be the heir to the kingdom! Mwahahaha! Right after I take a nap though.
Cindy: No bed time stories tonight dear, I’m pretty tired from doing nothing all day.
I hate to break it to ya Mckenna, but you aren’t eligible for heir anyway so quit trying!
So she wanders into the kitchen of all places and passes out. YOU WERE JUST IN YOUR BEDROOM! GAH! (-5 points)
Ben: Watcher! I demand to know the meaning of this! These young’uns are ruining all my hard work!
I know Ben, I’m just as frustrated as you.
WHAT IS THIS?! ‘Let’s take a dirt nap day’? Thanks Lee for losing us yet another -5 points!
Kim: Gramma I’m sleepy. When are you going to read me a story?
JUST GO TO BED KIM!
Cindy: I doubt any of these kids will graduate at this rate.
At least Chris and Ryan are young enough to not cause trouble. They just have to focus on learning skills. 🙂
Awe, Mckenna is helping around the house. I was starting to worry the flies would overrun the place with how many dirty dishes this family leaves behind. And Kim is doing homework! Yay!
Baby Pablo was born! I’m sure Frankie would be happy if he ever rendered properly.
One skill down, two to go!
Even Ryan is well on his way to learning his skills!
Two skills down, just one more for Chris! 😀
Spooky day is here and Frankie decided to throw a costum party! (Wasn’t I just commenting on how it was spring? Yah, just goes to show nothing SUPER exciting happens to the Kooks, like ever.)
Kenneth was the only one who wanted to go, so the Rocket Man showed up looking for an awesome party.
Kenneth: Rockin’ party, bro.
Frankie: Who talks like that anymore?
Frankie, Pansy, and Kenneth were the only ones there. And I would have got a picture of Pablo, but he wasn’t even on the lot. I guess Frankie and Pansy don’t live together yet.
Richard invites Kenneth to go to his party, and since nothing is happening at Frankie he decides to give it a shot.
Kenneth gets to Richard’s house, and guess what? No one is there. Except for this magician who couldn’t do half his tricks properly.
Magician: Now you see them… now you don’t! Ta-da! *cards shoot everywhere*
Kenneth: I don’t think you know what you’re doing. Just sayin’. Can I go home now? I’m tired.
Suddenly the camera goes nuts and we are taken to this grisly scene. Who killed Cindy Kook? I suspect Ben, in the bathroom, with the pipe. Can anyone disprove me?
AH-HA! It was Ben in the bathroom! 😀
Ben: *wails hysterically* How can you say such things?!
Gosh, I’m joking. Calm down.
Ben: My wife just DIED and you’re telling me to calm down?!
Even though Ben and Cindy’s relationship was pretty much non-existent, he still cries like a baby during her passing.
Grimm: Greetings Watcher. I believe I am here to collect the soul of one Ben Kook?
Nope, check your list again. Ben is very much alive and kicking… Cindy on the other hand…
Grimm: I see. You’ve slipped through my grip again old friend.
Grimm: Hello Cindy. It is time for you to go to the Netherworld.
Cindy: *gasp* Really? Did I win a trip somewhere? Cool!
Grimm: Um, no, actually you died of old age.
Cindy: NO! Please Grimm, old buddy, spare my life like you did for Ben all those years ago! I don’t want to leave!
Grimm: Yah… about that…
Hey! You gave Ben his life back in trade for a rare Death Flower! That was a fair trade!
Grimm: I understand the terms of the deal we made that day. No other Kook shall fool me again. Come now Cindy, I’m a busy Reaper and have several other stops to make.
And so the family witnesses the first real death of the Kook Legacy. You will be missed Cindy Kook,
most of the time a loving wife, mother, and grandmother. Sad days are a head for the Kooks.
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SCORECARD
-10 Dog sitter
-15 Fire
-35 Self urination
-45 Passing out
+35 Birth
+10 Twin Birth
+30 Skill Challenge
+15 Honour Roll
+20 Max Skill
+40 Completed LTW
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+45 Total Points