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Generation Two Torch Holder Vote

It’s that time again! Welcome the the second generation Torch Holder vote! Once an eligible heir reaches the Young Adult stage the votes will be counted and the next torch holder will be announced! Who will you vote for?

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Chapter 2.15

What’s this? Another chapter for the Kooks? Right you are! So let’s get started!

ScreenshotHi Bonehilda! Haven’t seen you around in a while. And what’s this? You’re actually cleaning!

Screenshot-3Chris: Oops. Maybe no one will know it was me. I’m just going to go get a snack now. Yup, snack time. Perfect alibi.

Would you all just quit breaking things!?

Screenshot-4Welcome to the first ever (and only) meeting of the Kook Book Club!

Chris: Really guys? You’re so lame.

Mckenna and Kim: Shhh!

Screenshot-5Bonehilda: Oh my, he really is quite muscular. :3

Can you say ‘creepy’?

Screenshot-6The kids wanted to get out of the house for a bit and away from their creepy house-cleaner so off the family went to a nearby park. Kim immediately ran for the slide. Why she needs to wear a snowsuit in summer? I don’t even know. She must get that from Ben.

Screenshot-7Ryan ran over to the jungle gym.

Ryan: Hey! I can see our house from here!

Yup, he’s having fun.

Screenshot-8Chris was content to sit on the pavement and sing to his IF doll. Jungle gyms, slides, and swing sets galore! And what does he do? Plays with that stupid doll.

Screenshot-9Kenneth decides to read on a nearby bench and keep a watchful eye over his family. D’awe. 🙂

Screenshot-10Sun Young: Chris, I need your honest opinion. Does my makeup look okay in this light?

Chris: Um, sure? What’s makeup?

Screenshot-11Overall the family had a fun time at the park until it started to rain. And even then it was a tough time getting them all home. 🙂

Screenshot-12Sun Young stayed at the park so long that she ended up having her adult birthday there.

Screenshot-13 Screenshot-14 16 - Sun Young adult bday 17 - Sun Young midlife crisisOh great. Another midlife crisis. I doubt she’ll get many wishes fulfilled.

Screenshot-15Chris: What the – ?

Screenshot-16Chris: THERE’S A MONSTER UNDER MY BED! I’ll just run away and it wont get me.

Great! Well he’s not sleeping tonight. :/

Screenshot-17Sun Young rolled a midlife crisis wish to get a makeover. So I decided to use her free action and indulge it.

Screenshot-19Stylist: Oh darling, let’s do something with your hair. And that shirt? So last year.

Screenshot-20Stylist: Fabulous! (Now to take my money and run!)

Um, what?

Screenshot-21Sun Young: I feel so hip and flirty! Te-he!

What a waste of a free action. No more indulgences!

Screenshot-22Hello IF dolls. Prepare to meet your end. Muahahahahaha!

Screenshot-23 Screenshot-25I realized I never showed the prom pictures for Mckenna and Lee. I wish the background for the prom pictures would rotate every so often.

18 - anakin the all time creeperThe hell?! I was considering taking the extended family with us for the move but you’ve just sealed your fate Anakin! You all time creeper!

Screenshot-26Sun Young: *scoffs* What? Go on a date with you and leave my position of legacy spouse? No thank you!

You tell him Sun Young!

Screenshot-27Ryan: Finally, a quiet place to do homework.

Really? Your parents bedroom? Okay then.

Screenshot-28Ben: Ah, nothing better than the fresh morning air!

Dusty: What a perfect spot to relieve myself. 🙂

Gross…

Screenshot-29Ben: Woof! Woof! *pants*

Dusty: What the hell are you doing? Just stop before you hurt yourself.

My thoughts exactly. -.-‘

Screenshot-30Screenshot-31Look who got to level 8 in martial arts! Those are some awesome moves! 😀

Screenshot-32See the cane? Completely for show.

Kenneth: What are you talking about? I’ll have you know I’m a frail old man now.

Ppsshh, sure you are. And I’m The Doctor.

Screenshot-34I can’t believe my eyes! It’s a study session! And they did it all on their own!

Mckenna: Hey, who wants to put on some tunes?

Kim: How are we supposed to concentrate with that noise you call music?

Salem: I’m going to stink up my box and make you all run for the hills. XD

Screenshot-39Guess what time it is?!

Screenshot-40 19 - kim teen bday Screenshot-42Kim is finally a teen! And that means it’s time to vote for the next heir! But first, lets change her outfit and hair.

Screenshot-43SHE’S SO PRETTY!!!!! I don’t care where that blonde hair came from, I think it suits her and her golden eyes. I know I shouldn’t pick favourites, but can I? Just this once? 😀

20 - frankie son bornFINALLY! The ENTIRE reason for this chapter was to just kill time until Frankie’s second child was born. Now that we know what the gender is I can move the main family to their new town! Buuuuuut… you’ll have to wait until next chapter because I’m evil like that. XD

For now go vote for the next heir over here! 😀

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SCORECARD

-10 Dog sitter
-20 Fire
-65 Self urination
-110 Passing out
+35 Birth
+10 Twin Birth
+30 Skill Challenge
+15 Honour Roll
+20 Max Skill
+40 Completed LTW
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-55 Total Points

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Chapter 2.14

Welcome to another chapter of the Kooks! Last Chapter Cindy visited the family from beyond the grave, the kids got up to mischief at strangers houses, and Lee aged up to a Teen! What will they get up to this time?

Screenshot-116Um, this isn’t exactly the best start to the chapter. Thanks Chris (-5 points). -.-

Screenshot-118Kenneth: How about a bedtime story son? Would that help you sleep?

Chris: Awe gee! Thanks dad! *runs off to find an empty bed*

Screenshot-119 Screenshot-120Bedtime stories for everyone! Almost everyone, Ryan managed to go to bed without a story tonight.

Screenshot-121Wow, she hasn’t worked on painting in ages. She actually managed to finish it too.

Screenshot-122Kenneth is hard at work trying to complete his LTW before time runs out. He’s almost at level 8 for martial arts, but he’s only halfway through level 6 for athletic.

Kenneth: Well maybe if you didn’t have me running around cleaning up after messy children and reading bedtime stories constantly I might achieve my lifelong dreams!

Hey, someone has to do it. It’s not my fault your family are slobs.

Screenshot-123Sun Young goes around doing this way too often. And in her nighty no less. Maybe not the best thing to wear around your brother-in-law.

Screenshot-125Really Ryan? (-5 points) Did you not get a good enough sleep last night or something?

Kim: Way to go Ryan. That’s what you get for skipping bedtime stories.

Lee: Why don’t you just go to bed Ryan?

My thoughts exactly!

Sun Young: Chris, be a dear and take out the trash? Just be careful to not trip over your brother over there.

Screenshot-127Dusty: Why don’t we get screen time anymore? I might be ancient but I’m not dead yet!

Salem: At least you’ve been around from the start. I’m still pretty new to the family and they’re already bored of me. All in favour of mutiny raise your paw and say “aye”!

Dusty: AYE! 😀

Yup, the pets are still around and kickin’. Moving on.

3 - Anakin son Cruz bornFamily Update: Anakin and Lina had their second child! A little boy named Cruz of all things. Wouldn’t be my first choice for a name…

Screenshot-128Things were getting a little boring so the adults decided to check out some local venues. Um, where’s Ben?

Kenneth: He’s in the trunk. We had to kidnap him to get him out of the house.

Ben: *muffled* HELP! I’ve been violated!

You’re such nice sims, stuffing poor, helpless, old men into trunks of cars. :/

Screenshot-129And here we are! The Lucky Palms Casino! 😀 Don’t blow all the money, k’ guys?

Screenshot-130Sun Young heads straight for a slot machine.

Screenshot-131And promptly loses.

Sun Young: Hmm, I’m going to try again. This pull will be a winner!

Screenshot-133Ben also tried out the slot machines but didn’t have any luck. I really hope it wasn’t a bad idea to come here…

Screenshot-136Kenneth tried his luck playing Blackjack. It doesn’t look like he’s loosing too badly.

Screenshot-137Ben soon lost interest in the slot machine after winning $80.

Ben: This foxy lady caught my eye!

Elderly Lady: You sir are a creep. Leave me be or I’ll call security.

Ben: Harsh.

Seriously, he said two words to this lady and creeped her out. I think you’re losing your charm Ben.

Ben: I am not! I’m just out of practice is all.

Screenshot-138Sun Young actually scored pretty big on her slot machine! She cashed out $900 when all was said and done. Kenneth eventually lost at Blackjack, costing $100, but the Kooks left the casino a total of $880 richer than when they walked in. We could have made a living out of this. Haha! XD

Screenshot-139When the adults got home Mckenna got in trouble for… something. I forget what. But, as punishment, she was sent to stand in the corner, and this is the corner she chose. It’s also raining FYI.

Screenshot-140Ben’s rocking out to some tunes! Whoo! Go Ben, go Ben!

Ben: Just, just no. Stop.

Fine, be a loner and dance by yourself then.

Screenshot-141NO! BAD CHRIS! There are three toilets in this house, now use them! Gah! (-5 points)

Screenshot-142Chris: Hey Dad, can I have a bedtime st- never mind *passes out* (-5 points, I’m going to cry soon)

Kenneth: Alright then…

Hot Dog Kid: I’m just going to leave. My mom said to never take candy from crazies.

You’re the crazy here Hot Dog! It’s spring! Stop this trick-or-treating nonsense!

Screenshot-143 Screenshot-144It’s prom time! And both of our teens are in their formal wear since neither of them are insane and like to wear snow suits to fancy functions. 😀

4 - Lee prom5 - Mckenna promMore like she blackmailed them! She is evil after all. 😉6 - mckenna prom 7 - lee prom 8- mckenna promAwe! Her first crush! Too bad the family will be moving soon.9 - lee promWhat is with the Kook kids and fighting at prom?10 - mckenna prom 11 - lee prom 12 - lee promApparently Lee is now a girl. I never would have guessed. Thanks EA.13 - mckenna promHa, haha. No. Your ancestors only abduct sims, not other aliens (as far as I know anyway.)

Screenshot-145I’m actually a little shocked to see Ben in the garden. It’s been wilting for ages and Kenneth only looks after it when told. I knew deep down you loved gardening Ben!

Ben: Don’t read too deep into this. I’m simply bored.

Whatever you say! 😀

Screenshot-146Mckenna: RAWR!

Ben: AHH! MONSTER!!

Mckenna: Haha! It never gets old!

Yes it does! Stop trying to give your grandfather a heart attack!

Screenshot-148In true Ben fashion, he decides to have some fun with the sprinkler system to settle his nerves, snow suit and all.

Screenshot-149Lee: Awe man! That dog barf stinks!

Well then quit standing around complaining about it and clean it up!

Screenshot-150Mckenna: Well that booby trap failed… I’ll just back away slowly now…

And Bonehilda just fixed that the other day. *Sigh*

14 - anakin and lina fightingFamily Update: Is there trouble in paradise? They just had their second child together too.

Screenshot-151Kenneth: Got to get my workout in while I can!

Um, actually, your bedtime story services are needed…

Kenneth: No! I’m almost at level 8!

Sorry…

Screenshot-152Kenneth: So, pulled your old man away from fulfilling his dreams for a silly story eh?

Ryan: Well if you’re going to be mean about it maybe I’ll just keep passing out all the time. *grumpy face*

Screenshot-153 Screenshot-155I honestly can’t wait for the kids to age up. This is getting ridiculous.

Screenshot-156Ah, a floating chair. Cindy must have stopped by for a visit.

Screenshot-157Kim is such a good girl, cleaning up after her family, not passing out from the fumes. 🙂

Screenshot-159Cindy: Come on kids! Working out is part of leading a full and healthy life! And work it! 1 and 2, and 1 and 2…

Lee: Hey grams, how did you die? I heard something about you being bashed over the head with a shovel.

Mckenna: Actually, she tripped over the cat. That cat. Right there. Be careful or it’ll get you next.

Lee: EEP!

Salem: Honestly, I don’t know why I even bother. The only time I get screen time is to be accused of murder. Why can’t I just have a loving family like other cats! *cries silently to self*

Screenshot-160Kenneth: Kim I want you to do your homework before you play anymore games tonight.

Kim: Insolent fool! Queens do not DO homework!

Screenshot-161Kenneth: Yes they do! Or they are banned from the TV for a week!

Kim: *grumbles to self*

Screenshot-162Really Mckenna? Quit breaking things!

Sun Young: *gasp* What did you do?! Now I can’t watch my shows!

Mckenna: Thing was a piece of junk anyway.

Cindy: I never did like that TV…

Mckenna: Confession right there! Grams did it!

Screenshot-166Kenneth: School is very important young man. You need to do your homework every night in order to get good grades! When I was your age there was none of this “I have a D in school and I’m okay with it” nonsense. You hear me boy?

Chris: Y-yes father. I’ll get to it right away sir.

Screenshot-167How goes the training Ben?

Ben: Take that you pole-thingy! *girly slap attack!*

I’ll just leave you to it…

Screenshot-168Chris: Dad, I’m done two pages. Can I go play now?

Kenneth: Nope, you’re staying there until it’s finished.

Screenshot-169Sun Young: Ugh! Ryan! That was my cereal! I can’t get to it!

Ryan: My cereal now mom. Just go watch your show. Oh right, you can’t cause Mckenna went ape on the TV and broke it.

Mckenna: I am not an ape! I’m an alien! Gosh, get it right!

Kenneth: Haha, good one son. Person person plus. 🙂

Chris: Guys, come on, trying to study here.

Screenshot-170Lee: Awe, come on! That was my ice cream!

Sun Young: Oh I’m sorry, was this yours? Mine now! *Nomnomnom*

Screenshot-171Kenneth: Your Highness, it is imperative that a good king studies hard and succeeds in school. High grades ensure a smart king to rule over a fair and just kingdom.

Ryan: Your concern for my schooling is admirable, loyal citizen. I’ll shall heed your words.

Screenshot-172And heed them he did. Maybe now none of the kids will fail school. We were getting pretty close there. Luckily Kenneth can use the “Do Homework” interaction. 😀

Screenshot-174Sun Young attempted some mother son bonding time.

Sun Young: Hey! Bet you can’t hit me with that water balloon! Na-na!

Chris: Yah no. My butt’s ringing, I gotta take this call.

Maybe next time Sun Young.

15 - frankie and pansy second childLet’s end the chapter with this little pop-up! Now that Frankie and Pansy are having their second child I don’t want to move the family until I find out if it’s a boy or a girl. 🙂

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SCORECARD

-10 Dog sitter
-20 Fire
-65 Self urination
-110 Passing out
+35 Birth
+10 Twin Birth
+30 Skill Challenge
+15 Honour Roll
+20 Max Skill
+40 Completed LTW
__________
-55 Total Points

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Calling all SimSelves! :D

Hey everyone!

I got thinking (I know, dangerous thing to do) that since the Kooks are moving to a new town it would be fun to add SimSelves to the town and see what kind of trouble they get up to. Anakin and Frankie (with their respective families) opted to stay in Lucky Palms (read that as I left them behind). Therefore, we need new and interesting sims to snoop on!

Let me know where I can find your SimSelf and I’ll add it to my game! My laptop isn’t overly powerful so no CC would be preferable but if it’s something minor I might be able to make it work. I do have every expansion and stuff pack though! 😀

Happy Simming!

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Chapter 2.13

Hello and welcome to another chapter of the Kooks! While we wait for the votes to come in for a new town lets see what this crazy family gets up to this time.

Screenshot-100You seem to be taking quite well to being an elder. 😀

Kenneth: I guess it’s not so bad. I do have this awesome cane I can hit ankles with. 😉

Oh the perks of old age.

Screenshot-85Chris: Man, I’m so hungry I could eat a pound of waffles!

Maybe if you didn’t wait until you were starving to eat… just saying.

Kenneth: Why does he get waffles? Why am I stuck with cereal?

I’m sorry! I didn’t know there were waffles!

Screenshot-87Oh hai Cindy! Our first visit from beyond the grave! Eee! XD

Cindy: Boo! My grandson is such a loser!! Booooooo!

I see she’s just as mean as she ever was.

Screenshot-88Chris: So grandma, since you’re back from the dead and all, how about a bed time story?

Cindy: I guess old Grimm wouldn’t mind if I told you a story from the Netherworld…

Umm… lets NOT give the children nightmares. K’ thanks.

Screenshot-89Ryan: Ewww… ectoplasm… gross

Cindy: How rude! I am not secreting ectoplasm you fool.

Harsh Cindy, just harsh.

Screenshot-90Luckily Cindy read him a nice bedtime story and he drifted off to sleep almost instantly. That’s one less kid for Kenneth to worry about!

Screenshot-91Poor Ben, he still doesn’t sleep in his own bed. At least he finds somewhere to take a proper nap and doesn’t pass out.

Screenshot-99So I had thought Mckenna glitched like Kenneth did. However, I later realized Mr. Freezer Bunny Gnome had popped up in front of the door and was preventing her from leaving. I’m tempted to sell the Gnomes when they do stuff like that.

Screenshot-100Ben also has his old trusty sleeping bag so he often sleeps in random places with it. I don’t really worry about him anymore. In the end Ben will be Ben. 😉

Screenshot-101Kenneth is still trying to complete his LTW in time. I swear, he gets hardly any time to himself.

Kenneth: Maybe if someone didn’t have me cleaning the house and reading kids to sleep all the time I’d actually accomplish something!

Trrrrruuuuuuuuue… but I’d rather not have any more fails.

1 - Anakin and Lina second kidFamily Update! Anakin is having a second kid with Lina! I can’t wait to see if it’s a boy or a girl! (P.S. I finally got pictures of Lina and her daughter, as well as Pansy (Frankie’s wife) and her son.)

Screenshot-103This is why I don’t let the kids go over to friend’s houses…

Chris: Hey mister, can you read me a bedtime story?

Mr. Scientist Dude: Um, who are you again?

Paramedic Girl: I’m sorry, he just randomly followed me home…

Screenshot-105At least Kim was somewhat productive at her friend’s house.

Kim: Yo, nerd. What’s the value of x for the equation 17x + (-12) = 114 + 3x?

Nerdy Kid (I never write down their names): Um… x would equal…. 9.

Kim: Perfect…

And she’s supposed to be the smart one. Well actually, that is pretty smart. Befriend the smart kids and get all the homework answers. XD

Screenshot-106Ryan: I was thinking, we should do a family photo shoot sometime. You know, so we can have a big box of photos to look at and see how beautiful you are before you get all old and wrinkled like dad.

Sun Young: Oh! Um, how uh, thoughtful dear. (I don’t want to grow old and wrinkled.) ‘-.-

At least the kid’s heart is in the right place… I think…

Screenshot-107Eventually, Chris got his bedtime story. But there was no way he was staying at a stranger’s house overnight.

Screenshot-108Kim was left to her own devices basked in a glowing yellow light. Alright, time to get you two back home. Kenneth, please call your children home, I am beginning to fear for their safety.

Screenshot-109Uh, Ben?

Ben: Yes? What is it?

Where did the other half of your body go?

Ben: Part of the crew… part of the ship…

Alright… I’m just going to leave you alone now…

Screenshot-110More bedtime stories! As you can see the kids constantly switch beds. It’s a little annoying.

Screenshot-111Ben: TOOOOOT!!! Guess what time it is Lee?!

Lee: Father, please remove yourself from my personal space. You are covering me in your spittle.

Ben: It’s your birthday! TOOOOOOT!

Screenshot-112 Screenshot-1132 - Lee teen bdayOh great. Lee got Unstable locked in to go along with Easily Impressed, Absent-Minded, and Hot-Headed. Give him the Insane trait and he’d be the kookiest of them all. Oh well. 🙂

Screenshot-115And here is Teen Lee! He looks a bit like a Frankie clone (considering Ben fathered both of them I’m not surprised) so I’m hoping the surfer hair will give him his own look. 😀

That’s it for this chapter! Next chapter will hopefully see the Kooks move to a new town, keyword hopefully. 😉

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SCORECARD

-10 Dog sitter
-20 Fire
-60 Self urination
-95 Passing out
+35 Birth
+10 Twin Birth
+30 Skill Challenge
+15 Honour Roll
+20 Max Skill
+40 Completed LTW
__________
-35 Total Points

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The Kooks need to move… again!

Hi everyone!

So as you’ve probably guessed the Kooks need to move… again. Well, maybe it’s not so much need as I want to move them. My game is getting extremely laggy making it very difficult to play. I know the last time the Kooks moved it was better and stayed that way for quite some time.

However, when the Kooks move Anakin and Frankie (with their respective partners and children) will not be moving with the main family. But that also means I can start Hannah’s story and not have to worry about her showing up in the Kooks anymore!

So let me know which town you’d like to see the family in next!  Take the poll!

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Chapter 2.12

Last time the family mourned the loss of Cindy in the kooky fashion this family is known for. And by that I mean losing as many points in one chapter as possible. Now that we’re in negative points lets see if we can start gaining points again.

Screenshot-48Damn it Ryan! I said gain points! (-5 points)

1 - frankie and pansy marryAt least I got this cheery popup. Frankie finally found someone to marry him!

Screenshot-49Chris decides to tell ghost stories to thin air in the middle of a storm. I can deal.

2 - Chris' creepy storyRiiiiight… no more scary TV for you.

Screenshot-50So apparently I put Cindy’s grave in the perfect spot for a puddle. It was totally unintentional.

Screenshot-51Kenneth: Hail to the mighty King!

Chris: Bow before me my loyal subject!

Um, Bonehilda? Why are you eating? It’s not like you need to eat…

Screenshot-52Oh look! Family! It’s Kenneth’s birthday so we gathered the family up to celebrate! As you can see they promptly route failed at the front door. PS the girl with the dark hair is a party crasher, so I blame her.

Screenshot-53Birthday time! Blow out the candles Kenneth!

Kenneth: Do I have to?

Yes, this is a birthday party. You get to be an old man now!

Screenshot-54You look totally overjoyed Lee. At least Hannah is in the birthday spirit. Her dad, Anakin, is just outside those doors. Why? Because he’s Anakin.

Screenshot-55This lovely lady is Lina Lancaster, the mother of Anakin’s second child. At some point I will get pictures of their daughter.

Screenshot-56Party Crasher: Boo! Anakin sucks! He’s so old and lame!

No one asked you pigtails! Go home!

Screenshot-57Ben: Yay! Birthday time! Get in the spirit Lee!

Um guys? I wouldn’t be cheering if I were you…

Screenshot-58Kenneth: Man I’m tired. All this partying is wearing me out.

Crowd of people: Yay! Yippie! Wahoo! Yah!

EXCUSE ME! DOES NO ONE NOTICE THERE IS A CHILD ON FIRE?!?!?

Screenshot-60OH-EM-GEE!!! *frantic clicking on Kenneth to make him put out fire* Why aren’t you doing anything!?

Kenneth: I could go for a quick nap. Maybe that will perk me up.

Chris: It’s getting kinda warm in here.

Ben: *screams like a little girl* AHHH! Fire! There’s a fire!

SOMEONE PUT CHRIS OUT! PLEEEEEEEAAAAASE!

Screenshot-61Kenneth: Oh-em-gee, there’s a fire!

Thanks tips! Now put your son out!

Ben: The flame! It’s too hot! I can’t watch!

Ryan: Where’s Uncle Frankie! He’ll know what to do!

Screenshot-62Kenneth: I found a fire extinguisher!

Good! Now use it! *chews on nails nervously watching the scene unfold*

Screenshot-64Pansy: Yah! Fire!

You are way too happy about this! I no longer like you as Frankie’s wife. 😡

Screenshot-65Frankie: Oh cool, it’s a fire. 🙂

Gah! Stop admiring the flames and help save your nephew!!

Screenshot-67Chris: Whew, glad that’s over!

You may not be on fire anymore but the rest of the house is! Come on guys! Put it out!

Screenshot-69I see you’re being less than useful Anakin. Thanks for finally finding a door and joining us. *facepalm*

Screenshot-72Kenneth: Why’d it stop working?

Frankie: Weird, mine stopped too.

Noooo… I don’t want the Kooks to die by fiery death. 😥

Screenshot-73Screenshot-74 Screenshot-75Well that was enough excitement for one day. Thank you Frankie for coming to everyone’s rescue. (-5 points)

Screenshot-76Pansy: Haha! You’re son is burnt to a crisp!

I dislike you! Go home!

Kenneth: All this excitement is too much for an old guy like me. Frankie, take your wife home. I’m going to bed.

News flash Kenneth, you never aged up.

Screenshot-77Ryan: I’m hungry. When are we having cake?

Chris: I’m so tired I could go to sleep right here.

No more fails! Ryan, there is no cake! Chris, go to bed!

Screenshot-78Awe, the poor kid is so tired he goes to bed before having a shower.

Screenshot-79And promptly wakes up to wet himself! (-5 points)

Screenshot-80Um, what are you doing?

Kenneth: Nothing.

Riiight… you still need to age up.

Kenneth: Do I have to?

YES!!

Screenshot-81Let’s try this one more time. With everyone standing as far back as possible.

Ben: He’s going to set himself on fire this time.

Ben! Don’t say such things! :O

Screenshot-82Mckenna: Whoo! Go dad! *TOOT!*

Kim: Really? We’re doing this again?

Screenshot-84Kenneth: Yay! *Clap, clap, clap*

Ben: Wait for it…

Shut up Ben!

Screenshot-85Kenneth: Awe, no fire?

That’s not a bad thing!

3 - Kenneth glitched again 4 - and againThen I get these popups. Kenneth glitched… again. *facepalm*

Screenshot-86Kenneth: Hello! Watcher! I can’t seem to go there!

Ok everyone, you can stop cheering now. He’s not going to age up. *Sigh*

Screenshot-87So Kenneth. You’ve decided to glitch my game eh?

Kenneth: Yup! *stretch* Ah, all in a day’s work. 🙂

I hate you.

Kenneth: I’ve been glitchy since I was a teen. Not my fault.

*Sigh* (So this is the part where Kenneth is stuck and can’t do anything. I tell him to go places but he route fails constantly and wont do anything autonomously. I tried many differently things, and tried reseting him, everything. But nothing worked. He even disappeared at one point. Eventually I made an exact clone and used mastercontroller to put his skills, relationships, family tree, LTH rewards and points back to where they were for the original Kenneth. Now glitched Kenneth is no more.)

Screenshot-88The next day the kids head off to school while I make the switch with their dad. Chris has still not had a shower.

Screenshot-89Why hello, Kenneth 2.0! Are you finally going to age up?

Kenneth: Why are you calling me 2.0?

No reason. Carry on. 😀

Screenshot-90Chris: Hey dad. Look, I’m back to normal! Why are you sparkling?

Kenneth: Here goes nothing…

Screenshot-91 5 - Kenneth finally has a bday Screenshot-92Kenneth: Hey! This isn’t so bad!

Chris: Cool hair dad! It’s just like Grandpa’s!

Screenshot-93I am proud to finally present Elderly Kenneth Kook! Even in old age he is still very handsome!

Screenshot-95Who ya callin’?

Kenneth: I’m an old geezer now so I’m not working another day of my life away.

Screenshot-96Kenneth: *on phone* Hey boss! *pause* Yah it’s me, Kenneth. *pause* Why would my voice sound different? *pause* Well anyway, I’m an old guy now so I’ll be retiring. 😀 *click*

6 - Kenneth retiresAt least it’s better than $0, and better than what Cindy got as a pension.

Screenshot-97 Screenshot-98 Screenshot-99Mckenna: Whoo! Awesome dad! Now you can sit around the house all day and be a lazy bum!

Kenneth: Mckenna, stop throwing confetti in my face.

Mckenna: Whoo! Confetti!

Well that’s it for this chapter! I just have to say, I’m glad Kenneth’s birthday is over. Now we get to look forward to kid birthdays! There will also be a torch holder vote up once Kim is a teen!

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SCORECARD

-10 Dog sitter
-20 Fire
-60 Self urination
-95 Passing out
+35 Birth
+10 Twin Birth
+30 Skill Challenge
+15 Honour Roll
+20 Max Skill
+40 Completed LTW
__________
-35 Total Points

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Chapter 2.11

The Kooks are back, but it is anything but happy times for this family. Last chapter saw the passing of Cindy Kook, and even though she may not have been the best parent at times (especially to the alien children of the household) she is dearly missed.

Screenshot-72Ben: The love of my life is gone! What will I do?!

Sun Young: She was a good woman at heart. I’m sad I didn’t get to spend more time with her.

Lee: I’m sad even though she pretended I didn’t exist half the time. I’m sad that pops is sad really.

In their grief, these three stay in the bathroom crying for most of the day. They weren’t ready to let go.

Screenshot-73Grimm hung around the house for a bit yelling at plants…

Grimm: Do you know who I am lettuce plant? I am DEATH! Now move out of my way and let me pass to the Netherworld!

Screenshot-74Then Mckenna heard the sad news.

Dusty: Your grandma passed, just thought I’d update you. I’m off to chew the furniture now.

Mckenna: That is so sad! She’s actually gone?! *cries hysterically*

Screenshot-75Back to the bathroom crowd…

Sun Young: I… I can’t… *sniff, hiccup* this is just so sad!

Screenshot-76Lee: The more I think about it the sadder I am! *cries hysterically while blocking the door*

Ben: Poor kid, he loved his grandma after all. Now move! I want out of this horrible place!

Give the kid a moment Ben! Give him a hug or something!

Screenshot-77It seems Kim hasn’t yet realized what happened. I blame the brainwashing IF doll.

ScreenshotNow the family REALLY starts to fall apart. Ben kicks of the point deduction marathon by passing out (-5 points).

Ben: *sleep talking* No Grimm! Give my wife back! *snore*

Kim: What?! Grandma’s gone?! When?! How?! Why didn’t someone tell me?! *cries hysterically*

Poor kid. 😦 This family needs better communication.

Screenshot-2Lee is second in the points deduction marathon. Apparently he is so distraught he can’t move five steps to the toilet to go pee (-5 points).

Screenshot-3Since Cindy didn’t get a fancy urn she was moved outside where her gravestone looked nicer. And now she’ll always be surrounded by pretty flowers.

Screenshot-4Kenneth came home to a complete train wreak. Have fun buddy.

Ben: Son, there’s no easy way to say this. Grimm stole your mother from us!

Kim: Daddy I’m so tired! But I’m too upset to sleep!

Kenneth: This is why I don’t go out. I come back and the family has fallen apart. I must stay strong! Kim, go to bed, now. You need sleep. Father, you too. All this excitement isn’t good for your health.

Way to be the man, Kenneth. Although, you could show a little sadness for your mother passing.

Screenshot-5I take it back, he went and cried like a baby at her grave.

Kenneth: Nooooooo! Mom, why’d you have to leave us!? I must be strong for my kids but I’ll cry for you when I’m alone!

Screenshot-6Kim decides to ignore her father’s push to get some rest and instead stands in the kitchen crying until she has an accident (-5 points). Way to go kid, you’re third in the point deduction marathon.

Screenshot-7Kim: I’m so embarrassed right now! I don’t know what to do anymore! This is all too much for my young mind to handle!

Ben: When the going gets tough, the tough… um… *faints*

Of course, Ben is determined to win the marathon by losing the most points (-5 points).

Sun Young: That’s odd, there is a foul smell in the air…

Maybe if you didn’t stand in pee puddles instead of cleaning them up you wouldn’t be smelling things.

Screenshot-8Sung Young: This stench, it’s too much. *faints*

Looks like she’s decided to hop on the point deduction band wagon (-5 points). I hate you all right now.

Screenshot-9Mckenna: I’m so tired but I have to pee so bad! What do I do first?!

So she danced a little jig and made a puddle (-5 points).

Mckenna: Looks like that’s taken care of, I’ll just head to bed.

Go take a shower! You’re disgusting! All of you! 😡

Screenshot-10At least one of them eventually made it to bed. Take notes from Lee everyone! There are beds available, now use them instead of the floor!

Screenshot-11Ben, you have not moved from this spot since you came upstairs. Quit passing out and making puddles and move away from the fridge! (-5 points)

Ben: My grief is so horrible I just can’t function anymore!

Yes you can! There are three bathrooms in this house, go use one!

Screenshot-12Sun Young did manage to find one of the three washrooms in this house. Maybe pass the knowledge along to the rest of the family, k?

Screenshot-13Kenneth decides to ignore all the chaos around him and focus on his sons. He starts with a very serious Ryan and teaching him how to walk.

Screenshot-14Dusty: Did you hear the news? Your grandma just passed away!

Lee: Why did you have to remind me? I was there when it happened! My heart breaks every time I think about it!

Screenshot-15Dusty: Tough break kid. I’m outta here.

Lee: Grandma… *sobs*

Chris: They’ll never find me in here! Hehe!

Of course, Chris and Ryan are too young to understand why the family is falling to pieces. Oh the life of a toddler, full and sunshine, rainbows, and lollipops.

Screenshot-16I just… I don’t even… like really Kim?! She must be competing for first place against Ben (-5 points).

Screenshot-17Even though their lives are chaos, life must go on. And that means school for the kids even though they are moments away from passing out, loosing control of their bladders, or starving. Actually, maybe school will help them a bit.

Screenshot-18Sun Young also manages to find her bed. The rest of the family should follow her example and realize they can’t just stop, they have to move forward and time will heal their hearts.

Screenshot-19Or not… I’m afraid the strain has just been too much for dear old Ben. He has lost all will to function (-5 points).

Screenshot-21Since the family can’t even take care of their most basic needs (sleep, toilet, etc.) Kenneth hired Bonehilda to help clean up the place. Please don’t glitch my game Bonehilda.

Screenshot-22Ben: You are in big trouble young lady! I know you skipped school and came home to sleep and bathe! You are grounded!

Mckenna: But Grandpa! I was going to pass out so I came home! The school said I could!

Ben: That is no excuse!

Lighten up Ben! The poor kid needs to tend to her needs. Let her go inside.

Screenshot-23On another note, there may be dirty toilets and smelly dishes, but oh no, Bonehilda starts by putting away all the pet toys. Because the place isn’t clean unless the pet toys are put away. *facepalm*

Screenshot-24See what I mean? The toilets are disgusting, yet pet toys seem to be more of an issue of cleanliness.

Salem: Hey! I think there’s something living down here!

That’s just gross.

Screenshot-25Then she decides to fix the computer that has been broken forever. Never mind the toilets, the dirty dishes, the disgusting counters, that broken computer needs fixing now!

Screenshot-27I caught you Ben! Thought you could take a quick dirt nap without me knowing, eh? (-5 points)

Ben: You saw nothing!

I honestly think we won’t have any points left by the end of this chapter. 😦

Screenshot-28And the marathon continues (-5 points). I believe Ben is still in the lead, followed by Kim in second place, and now Lee in third.

Screenshot-29Yep, Kim is in second place, quickly closing in on Ben for first! (-5 points)

Sun Young: Kim, you need to go to bed. Stop asking for bedtime stories and just go to sleep!

Dusty: You ain’t got nothing on Master Ben, kid! Ha! He’s the champion of losing points!

Lee: I can’t take it! I miss her so much!

Screenshot-30Kenneth focuses on teach Chris how to talk. Poor guy can’t even deal with the rest of his family.

1 - Chris talking skillAt least Chris learned his last skill!

Screenshot-31I think Kim has just about caught up to Ben in the point deduction marathon (-5 points).

Bonehilda: Ma’am, your child is passed out…

Sun Young: Yah, she’s been doing that all day. Just leave her be and get cleaning those toilets.

Bonehilda: Yes ma’am.

Screenshot-32Lee: You stink. Maybe you should go have a bath.

Kim: Yah? Well you’re a loser for doing homework. Who does homework during a time of grief and sadness?

Screenshot-33Lee: I need to get out of this place. Maybe I’ll go find a nice pond, go for a swim, maybe fish a little…

Mckenna: Maybe you’ll drown in it and then we can all cry over you too.

Kim: How can you both be so calm and joke about things! Our dear, sweet, loving grandmother just passed away!

Mckenna: Um, I don’t know if you were old enough to know what was going on, but that old hag hated us because we’re aliens. I’m over it.

Screenshot-34Ben: I can’t do it. I can’t go downstairs. She passed away down there.

I’m here for you Ben. Go steal one of the beds upstairs, it’s not like any of the kids are using theirs.

Screenshot-35Still teaching toddler skills I see. At least Kenneth is keeping himself busy.

Screenshot-36Mckenna: RAWR!! I’m the Grimm Reaper!

Ben: AHH! No! My time is up!

Mckenna! It is not nice to scare old men half to death! You evil child, go kick a gnome or something!

Screenshot-37Mckenna: Hahahahahaha! Your reaction was priceless! Later gramps, I’ve gotta pee.

Ben: *panting* I… I nearly had a… a heart attack. Whew! That kid’s got issues!

You’re telling me! I have to keep an eye on Mckenna.

2 - frankie and pansy weddingFamily Update! Frankie and Pansy are getting married! (For some reason I thought this already happened. Oops.)

Screenshot-38Sparkle butt! That can only mean one thing!

3 - Ryan bdayRyan got Photographer’s Eye to go along with Easily Impressed and Insane. My guess is he’s going to take really good pictures of really weird, simple things. 🙂

Screenshot-39Birthday time! But seriously, what is with this outfit? Why are the Into the Future EP clothes the default birthday clothes?

Screenshot-40More sparkle butts!

Ryan: I’m choking on a sparkle! Help!

4 - Chris bday 5 - Chris traitsBrace, Disciplined, and Insane… hmmmm, doesn’t that sound like someone we already know? This kid is a chip off the old block.

Screenshot-41Chris: Ha! I’m still the cute one!

Ryan: No you’re not! *pouts*

Okay you two, you’re both gonna be cuties once I’m done your makeovers so stop fighting.

Screenshot-46First up is Ryan! He seems to suit the faux hawk. 🙂

Screenshot-45Next up is Chris! I spent forever deciding on a hairstyle for him, but I think I like it. 🙂

Screenshot-42What’s this? More sparkles?

6 - Mckenna bdaySo now Mckenna is an Evil Genius who Loves the Cold and is a Perfectionist. Great. 

Screenshot-44Mckenna aged up to a teen all alone in the dark garden. That’s what you get for being evil to everyone!

Screenshot-47The aliens in my game actually turn out pretty. I wish I could have kept her childhood hair, but this one looks great on her so that’s fine.

That’s it for this chapter! Ben lost us a grand total of 25 points this chapter so I’m naming him King of the Point Deduction Marathon. Kim came in second by losing us 20 points. Lee, Mckenna, and Sun Young lost us yet another 20 points combined. At this rate we’ll never be in positive numbers again!

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SCORECARD

-10 Dog sitter
-15 Fire
-55 Self urination
-90 Passing out
+35 Birth
+10 Twin Birth
+30 Skill Challenge
+15 Honour Roll
+20 Max Skill
+40 Completed LTW
__________
-20 Total Points

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