Insanity Family

The Kook Family Backwards ISBI!

Happy Anniversary!

It’s the anniversary of Insanity Family! (Technically it was yesterday but ya know, close enough. 😉 ) So here’s a little story/family history for some fun. Enjoy! 🙂

Ben and CindyIt all started on July 31, with a kooky old guy falling for his university sweetheart. Even though he didn’t think he would be around long, he found a way to live long enough to watch her age beautifully and have a full life.

Kenneth Anakin FrankieThe two of them had two handsome sons together and they were happy with life. Until one night, long ago, the kooky old man spun a tale of alien abduction. Only it wasn’t a tall tale and he got a third son, an alien.

Mckenna Hannah LeeAs his sons grew, the alien visits became more common. His first son gave birth to a lovely alien girl. After a while his second son gave birth to another alien girl and she was special because she had beautiful chocolate brown skin. Even the kooky old man himself had another alien son.

Kenneth Adult and Sun Young YASoon,his first three wonderful children grew up into fine men. It was time to choose an heir to his kooky legacy and his second son took up the torch. He met his beautiful wife during a trip to China and it was love at first sight.

Kenneth and KimKim and Sun YoungTogether they had a beautiful daughter with strange blonde hair, but they loved her for it.

Sun Young Kenneth Ryan ChrisNot long after, they were blessed with twin boys. At this point there were five children living in the main house and life was pretty hectic but they managed.

Screenshot-59Then the kooky old man’s loving wife passed away. The entire family took her passing very hard and they couldn’t function properly for days. But as time moved on, their grief eased into acceptance and life went on for this kooky family.

Kenneth Elder and Sun Young AdultNow the second son is a kooky old man himself, but he doesn’t mind. His beautiful wife and wonderful children are by his side and life is good.

Sun Young Ben KennethEven though his father is ancient, he’s still a very active member of the family and loves all his children and grandchildren. He even hopes to meet his great-grandchildren someday, if his old buddy, Grimm, will allow it.

Lee Mckenna Kim TeensThe kids are aging up and it will soon be time to choose a new heir and pass along the torch.

Ryan and Chris ChildrenWhere will this kooky family be in another year? Only time will tell!

Thank you to all my readers for all the support and encouragement over the past year! I think of you all as I write this kooky legacy, and without you it wouldn’t have come as far as it has! I hope you all continue to enjoy reading about the Kooks as much as I enjoy playing the family. Thank you everyone! 😀

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Chapter 2.10

The Kooks are back with another chapter! Last time we lost a bunch of points because almost everyone forgot how to use a toilet, more chaos ensued, and the twins aged up to toddlers! What will we get up to this time?

Screenshot-32Here’s a great start to the chapter… Cindy gets abducted! Don’t worry about bringing her back. Our house is too full as it is.

Screenshot-34Meanwhile, Christopher is hard at work learning the potty skill! And looking majorly cute too!

Screenshot-35Ben: I pray to thee, Watcher in the heavens above, guide this child towards the light as she slumbers…

Stop being creepy Ben! And thanks Mckenna for losing another -5 points! This chapter isn’t off to the best start.

Screenshot-36Oh no, not you too!! Sun Young loses yet another -5 points. I wouldn’t be surprised if we hit zero points soon.

Screenshot-37At least Ryan is learning the potty skill! Toddlers make such cute faces.

Screenshot-39No, Salem didn’t get fluffy. For some reason, stray cats like to wander into the house and play with the pet toys.

Screenshot-40Here’s Salem! I think one cat and one dog is enough for this family right now. Bye stray cat!

14 - anakin still a creepFamily Updates! Anakin, being the mucho creep he is, can’t seem to leave Gennie alone.15 - hannah and donnovan splitHannah and Donnovan weren’t meant to last anyway. That guy already have a couple kids with other women. You’re better off without him Hannah.16 - baby kristenYay! Babies! I will try to get a picture of Kristen once she grows up a bit! 😀17 - frankie and pansy preggersAnd more babies! (As well as an non-rendering Frankie. Oh well.)18 - frankie and pansy engagedGood for you Frankie. He actually marries the woman he knocked up, unlike his half-brother, Anakin, who is STILL stalking his ex!20 - do the creepAs I said, he is STILL stalking her! Anyway… we interrupt our extended family update for important news!

Screenshot-41It’s birthday time! Derp face and all!

21 - kim child bday22 - kim child traitsAn over-emotional, insane genius is just what we needed. 😉 I’m interested to see what Kim gets up to with these traits.

Screenshot-42Oh gosh, honey, that look is WAY to futuristic for me.

Screenshot-43There! Isn’t she cute? Seriously though, where did the blonde hair come from? It goes well with her eyes though. 🙂

Screenshot-44Ryan is happily playing with the xylophone. Oh the joys of being a carefree toddler.

Screenshot-45And Christopher is enjoying the block table. They are just the cutest!

Screenshot-46Lee doesn’t always go around breaking things. He does clean sometimes when no one else seems to do it.

Screenshot-47It’s Kim’s first day of school! And she’s wearing her snowsuit in the middle of spring. She’s a Kook, that’s for sure.

Screenshot-50Later that night…

Mckenna: So grams, since the blonde passed out how about you read ME that bed time story?

These kids drive me nuts. Oh, I’m desperately tired and could pass out any second. Time for a story! Fail Kim! Fail! (-5 points) 😦

Screenshot-51Mckenna: Yes! My plan worked! I’ll just put sleeping pills in her dinner every night and she’ll pass out all the time! Soon enough I will be the heir to the kingdom! Mwahahaha! Right after I take a nap though.

Cindy: No bed time stories tonight dear, I’m pretty tired from doing nothing all day.

I hate to break it to ya Mckenna, but you aren’t eligible for heir anyway so quit trying!

Screenshot-53So she wanders into the kitchen of all places and passes out. YOU WERE JUST IN YOUR BEDROOM! GAH! (-5 points)

Ben: Watcher! I demand to know the meaning of this! These young’uns are ruining all my hard work!

I know Ben, I’m just as frustrated as you.

Screenshot-54WHAT IS THIS?! ‘Let’s take a dirt nap day’? Thanks Lee for losing us yet another -5 points!

Kim: Gramma I’m sleepy. When are you going to read me a story?

JUST GO TO BED KIM!

Cindy: I doubt any of these kids will graduate at this rate.

Screenshot-57At least Chris and Ryan are young enough to not cause trouble. They just have to focus on learning skills. 🙂

Screenshot-58Awe, Mckenna is helping around the house. I was starting to worry the flies would overrun the place with how many dirty dishes this family leaves behind. And Kim is doing homework! Yay!

23 - baby pabloBaby Pablo was born! I’m sure Frankie would be happy if he ever rendered properly.24 - chris walk skillOne skill down, two to go!25 - ryan potty skillEven Ryan is well on his way to learning his skills!26 - chris potty skillTwo skills down, just one more for Chris! 😀27 - frankie threw a partySpooky day is here and Frankie decided to throw a costum party! (Wasn’t I just commenting on how it was spring? Yah, just goes to show nothing SUPER exciting happens to the Kooks, like ever.)

Screenshot-59Kenneth was the only one who wanted to go, so the Rocket Man showed up looking for an awesome party.

Screenshot-60Sadly, he was disappointed.

Kenneth: Rockin’ party, bro.

Frankie: Who talks like that anymore?

Screenshot-61Frankie, Pansy, and Kenneth were the only ones there. And I would have got a picture of Pablo, but he wasn’t even on the lot. I guess Frankie and Pansy don’t live together yet.

28 - another partyRichard invites Kenneth to go to his party, and since nothing is happening at Frankie he decides to give it a shot.

Screenshot-62Kenneth gets to Richard’s house, and guess what? No one is there. Except for this magician who couldn’t do half his tricks properly.

Magician: Now you see them… now you don’t! Ta-da! *cards shoot everywhere*

Kenneth: I don’t think you know what you’re doing. Just sayin’. Can I go home now? I’m tired.

Screenshot-63Suddenly the camera goes nuts and we are taken to this grisly scene. Who killed Cindy Kook? I suspect Ben, in the bathroom, with the pipe. Can anyone disprove me?

Screenshot-65AH-HA! It was Ben in the bathroom! 😀

Ben: *wails hysterically* How can you say such things?!

Gosh, I’m joking. Calm down.

Ben: My wife just DIED and you’re telling me to calm down?!

Even though Ben and Cindy’s relationship was pretty much non-existent, he still cries like a baby during her passing.

Screenshot-66Hello Grimm, we meet again.

Grimm: Greetings Watcher. I believe I am here to collect the soul of one Ben Kook?

Nope, check your list again. Ben is very much alive and kicking… Cindy on the other hand…

Grimm: I see. You’ve slipped through my grip again old friend.

Screenshot-69Grimm: Hello Cindy. It is time for you to go to the Netherworld.

Cindy: *gasp* Really? Did I win a trip somewhere? Cool!

Screenshot-70Grimm: Um, no, actually you died of old age.

Cindy: NO! Please Grimm, old buddy, spare my life like you did for Ben all those years ago! I don’t want to leave!

Grimm: Yah… about that…

Hey! You gave Ben his life back in trade for a rare Death Flower! That was a fair trade!

Grimm: I understand the terms of the deal we made that day. No other Kook shall fool me again. Come now Cindy, I’m a busy Reaper and have several other stops to make.

Screenshot-72And so the family witnesses the first real death of the Kook Legacy. You will be missed Cindy Kook, most of the time a loving wife, mother, and grandmother. Sad days are a head for the Kooks.

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SCORECARD

-10 Dog sitter
-15 Fire
-35 Self urination
-45 Passing out
+35 Birth
+10 Twin Birth
+30 Skill Challenge
+15 Honour Roll
+20 Max Skill
+40 Completed LTW
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+45 Total Points

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Chapter 2.9

Welcome back! Last time we witnessed a bunch of birthdays and Sun Young gave birth to TWINS! Now we have an over-crowded household. Let the chaos begin! 😀

ScreenshotFirst, I would like to point out how this family can’t seem to clean up after itself. I’m beginning to think they should hire a maid, or get Bonehilda… on second though, no Bonehilda. Maid maybe. We’ll see.

Screenshot-2No sooner did Sun Young put her new born son into his crib, she danced a little jig and lost us -5 points. I know you just gave a home birth but come on! We are not off to a good start on this chapter.

Screenshot-3Meanwhile, Ben whips out his trusty old sleeping bag to sleep on the floor next to one of his new grandsons. D’awe. 🙂

Screenshot-5Lee: T-REX SMASH!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!

You are an EVIL child! Who smashes innocent doll houses?!

Screenshot-6Kenneth: Why would you do that?! Your nieces and nephews will be so upset that you broke their toy! You are grounded mister!

Lee: You’re not my dad! I don’t have to listen to you!

Brothers… they always fight. BEN! Come discipline your youngest son! BEN!?

Ben: I’m busy. Come back later.

Screenshot-7Kenneth: I am the head of this family now and you will do as I say! You can start by cleaning up around here.

Lee: I can’t wait to leave this trash heap behind.

1 - Kenneth saves the day 2 - kenneth promotionOh yah! Earlier that day Kenneth ‘saved the day’ and earned another promotion! These Kooks are rolling in dough! 😀

Screenshot-9O.O CINDY! Put some clothes on! GAH!

Screenshot-8I guess Lee didn’t clean up like you asked?

Kenneth: No, good for nothing little twerp… *grumble grumble*

I entertained the idea of sending Mckenna and Lee off to boarding school but it somehow seemed cheaty to do so. They get up to so much mischief.

Screenshot-10At least Kim is young enough to not get into trouble. And she’s hard at work learning her skills!

Screenshot-11Sun Young: Mother! Put some clothes on! Think of the children!

Cindy: *choke* No wonder I feel such a draft!

Mckenna: It’s too early for this, I want to go back to bed.

Screenshot-13More toddler skills! She’s such a good little girl… for now.

Screenshot-14Lee: I don’t care what big brother Ken says, I’ll eat all the ice cream I want! He’s not my dad!

Seriously Lee… you’re too young to have daddy issues. BEN! COME LOOK AFTER YOUR YOUNGEST! He needs you!

Ben: BUSY!

DOING WHAT?!

Ben: IGNORING YOU! Hahahahaha!

I miss being able to control Ben at times. D:

Screenshot-16At least he attempts to interact with some members of the family. He and Dusty are very close (yes, Dusty is STILL around and seems to be immortal, he’s around 130 now) and Ben spends time with his grandchildren. So I can’t complain about him too much.

Ben: Deep down I knew you loved me!

I’ll miss you when you’re gone :,( but let’s not think about that now!

3 - hannah age up 4 - hannah ya jobYAY! Hannah has aged up to a Young Adult! And she got a job at the local science facility. Interesting… (SIDE NOTE: Remember how I said I might do a story for Hannah? Now that she’s a YA I can finally start it! 😀 )

Screenshot-17She aged pretty well! I will keep you all updated on when her story will come out! 😀

Screenshot-19And speaking of aliens. That’s Kenneth down there, sorry it’s so dark. Moving on!

5 - anakin and linaFamily Updates! It looks like Anakin is still with his new love interest!

6 - anakin and lina babyAND HE KNOCKED HER UP! Yay Anakin babies! The Kook bloodline will continue in story progression! YES! 😀

8 - hannah and donnovan 9 - hannah and donnovan relationshipHannah seems to have found a love interest as well. 😉

11 - frankie and pansyAnd a non-rendering Frankie is still going strong with Pansy!

Screenshot-20I think Kenneth has taken the role of fatherhood quite well. 🙂

Screenshot-22Except where Mckenna is concerned. She spent all night at a friends house (without permission), got kicked out, but still didn’t go home. Oh no, she thought she would get revenge by peeing on their porch! (-5 points!) NOW GO HOME MCKENNA!

Screenshot-23On a happier note, Kim is well on her way to becoming a well rounded toddler.

7 - kim walking skill 10 - kim potty skill 19 - kim walk skillAll three skills have been learned! 😀

Screenshot-25WHAT?! Not you too Lee! Another -5 points. These children with be the death of me.

Screenshot-26Birthday time! First up is Ryan!

12 - Ryan toddler bdayScreenshot-27BAM! Sparkles!

Screenshot-28Now it’s Christopher’s turn! Ryan looks so precious in the background watching his brother age up! 😀

13 - Chris toddler bdayScreenshot-29BAM! More sparkles!

Chris: Haha! I’m the cute one!

Ryan: *pouts* No fair!

Now boys… you are both adorable. Be prepared folks! We’ve got a couple lookers here!

Screenshot-30Ryan got Kenneth’s hair, complete with yellow highlights! And he got Cindy’s eyes. I’m glad Cindy’s eye colour has been passed along, it is pretty cool.

Screenshot-31Chris got the black hair! Either from Ben or Sun Young, it’s hard to tell. He did get Sun Young’s eyes though!

And we’ll end the chapter there with those cute faces! Some points were lost but hopefully they will be made up again soon! 😀

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SCORECARD

-10 Dog sitter
-15 Fire
-35 Self urination
-20 Passing out
+35 Birth
+10 Twin Birth
+30 Skill Challenge
+15 Honour Roll
+20 Max Skill
+40 Completed LTW
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+70 Total Points

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Chapter 2.8

Welcome back! Last time Kenneth and Sun Young returned home from China, the family adopted a super cute stray cat, and Sun Young gave birth to our first heir! Let’s see how the family is doing with a new bundle of joy in the house!

Screenshot-60Mckenna is such a cute alien! And it’s birthday time!

Screenshot-61 14 - Mckenna child birthdayOh gosh, Mckenna got Evil to go along with Genius and Loves the Cold. We have an evil genius on our hands!

Screenshot-63TA-DA! Isn’t she cute? I like the hair.

Screenshot-64Ben: Mckenna! What are you wearing? Don’t let me being a star go to your head! Young people these days, always wanting their 15 minutes of fame!

Mckenna: Whoa grandpa! What’s your problem?

Ben, stop frightening the children. Go work in your garden or something!

Ben: Young’uns these days, no respect for anyone.

Screenshot-66Yup, Kenneth and Sun Young are at it again! We have one legacy baby, let’s have another! 😀

Screenshot-67Ben is such a good grandpa. If you’re not an alien it seems.

Screenshot-68Kenneth has always taken to the role of parenting quite well. Good job Kenneth.

Kenneth: I was the ignored child growing up. I try not to do that to my kids.

Awe. 🙂

Screenshot-69Look who it is! Sun Young has an upset tummy so baby #2 must be on its way!

Screenshot-70Oh hi aliens! You want to abduct Cindy this time. Well… ok.

Screenshot-72Kenneth: I have now mastered Sim-Fu!

No you haven’t. You are level 6 or something. Where’s your new belt?

Kenneth: I don’t know.

I couldn’t figure out which one was his new one. I will try to figure it out. 😦

Screenshot-77It’s confirmed! The next heir is one its way! Will it be another girl? Or will it be a boy?

Screenshot-80CINDY! WHAT DID YOU DO?!

Cindy: Oh, oh my. I’m so embarrassed, I hope no one saw that.

I SAW THAT! Thanks Cindy (-5 points), and we were doing so well.

15 - Frankie and Naomi relationshipFamily Updates! Frankie is BACK with Naomi. Again, his picture wouldn’t render and I’m getting annoyed with him so… yah.

16 - more stalker AnakinAnakin is STILL stalking his ex-lover. This is getting a bit old Anakin.

17 - Phoenix burns Anakins stuffThis Phoenix guy is constantly in pop-ups about setting things on fire. He struck again at Anakin’s house!

18 - Frankie and Naomi engagementThanks for finally rendering Frankie! Oh, you’re getting married? After how many break-ups? Who wants to bet this wont last.

Screenshot-82More birthdays!

19 - Lee child birthdayThese poor kids didn’t learn any of their skills. Lee got Hot-Headed to go with Absent-Minded and Easily Impressed. That’s an interesting combination of traits forming.

Screenshot-85Does anyone else think the aliens pretty much all look the same? It’s the eyes, nose, and mouth I think.

Screenshot-86Their next victim is Kenneth. I wont keep you in suspense, this abduction did not result in a pregnancy.

Screenshot-87Mckenna: BOO! That’s for taking up all my dad’s time!

Sun Young: *Gasp!* I had no clue someone was there!

Mckenna! It’s not nice to scare pregnant ladies! She does this at least once a day.

Screenshot-89But she also does her homework. Sometimes. So I can’t complain too much.

Screenshot-90The mandatory ‘kids on the school bus’ shot. Neither of them are doing that great in school.

Screenshot-92Bonding time!

Cindy: It’s nice to see a normal pregnancy around here for once.

Sun Young: I had a normal pregnancy with Kim though. Don’t you remember?

Cindy: I have a granddaughter named Kim?

Poor Cindy, her memory isn’t what it use to be.

Screenshot-93Lee brought a friend home from school! I don’t know her name though, didn’t catch it. At least they’re being good kids and working on homework together!

Screenshot-94Mckenna is doing homework too, just not at the house. I don’t really know where she is. o.O

Screenshot-95And Kenneth is… PASSED OUT?! NO! WHY?! (-5 points) I expected better from you Kenneth!

20 - Frankie and Naomi breakupSee? I told you it wouldn’t take long. Poor Frankie, although, now he can find a younger woman and procreate, yes? Would that be too much to ask?

Screenshot-96Birthdays for everyone! 😀

21 - Kimberly toddler birthdayScreenshot-98O.O Um… where did the blonde hair come from? *quickly checks Kim’s family tree* Okay… so Kenneth IS the father… weird. She has Cindy’s eyes so she MUST be related! I don’t think Ben’s eyes got passed down. Sad times. But Kim is a cutie! 😀

Screenshot-99Kenneth spends some father-daughter bonding time with Kim. I love their faces.

Screenshot-102Toddler skills! I’m glad Kenneth didn’t take notes about how his parents raised kids. I think he’s doing a much better job.

Kenneth: That might be the nicest thing you’ve ever said.

Ben: She lies! I was an exemplary parent!

Hush Ben! You’re ruining the moment!

Screenshot-104O.O WHAT?!?!?! You were even right next to the toilet!!!! GAH!! CINDY!! (-5 points)

Sun Young: Mother, dear, maybe you should lie down. I’ll help you clean up.

Cindy: I’m sorry dear, my bladder just isn’t what it use to be.

I think we’ve lost most of our points due to Cindy. -.-‘

22 - Anakin and Lina relationshipOn the upside, Anakin has found himself a nice young lady to date! *Prays for more Anakin babies*

Screenshot-105Speaking of babies… Kenneth! Get in here! Oh wait, he’s at work. Looks like you’re having a home birth Sun Young! I’m here for you!

Screenshot-10623 - Christopher birthYay! A boy this time! Welcome the the world little Christopher!

24 - Christopher infant traitsSo I rolled Christopher’s next trait and got Disciplined (not a bad combo with Brave) however, I forgot momentarily about my self-imposed rule of all heirs must have the Insane trait. So here’s hoping he does well in school so I can pick his next trait.

Screenshot-10725 - Ryan birthUm. What? You had TWINS? YAY TWINS! (+10 points!) Welcome to the world little Ryan!

26 - Ryan infant traitsRyan got the Insane trait randomly, and that’s when I remembered my self-imposed rule while playing and went derp. Like I said, hopefully Chris does well in school. 🙂

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SCORECARD

-10 Dog sitter
-15 Fire
-20 Self urination
-20 Passing out
+35 Birth
+10 Twin Birth
+30 Skill Challenge
+15 Honour Roll
+20 Max Skill
+40 Completed LTW
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+85 Total Points

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Chapter 2.7

Last chapter Kenneth and Sun Young concluded their vacation in China! Let’s see what kind of mayhem they came home to. 🙂

ScreenshotScreaming babies and bad parenting by your favourite Kook. Way to go Ben.

Ben: Maybe it will stop screaming if I don’t look at it.

Just look after the poor kids!

Screenshot-2Kenneth had to go to work as soon as he got back to town and Sun Young happened to be dropped off at the local pool instead of the house. Please don’t starve and drown in the pool! We need you!

1 - Sun's LTWAlso, I took a peek at her LTW. Yah… I don’t think she’ll be completing it.

Screenshot-3As usual, Cindy is doing nothing to help around the house and is just being her normal lazy self.

Screenshot-4At least Ben eventually gets around to feeding the children. Poor kids, since Mckenna and Lee are not eligible heirs they get neglected. Neither one has learned any of the toddler skills so far.

Screenshot-7Oh, look who decided to head home and get some food! Keep your eyes on the road Cabbie!

Screenshot-8Sun Young: I’m so hungry! I really hope this is the right house, I need to eat!

Then go eat! Gah!

Screenshot-10Ben: So Cindy, you’re getting up there in age now. When do you think my good friend Grim will be stopping by?

Screenshot-11Cindy: How could you say such a thing! Do you WANT me to die!?

Screenshot-12Ben: What did I do?

Cindy: Humph, I don’t want to speak to you until the day I die.

Sun Young: I hope Kenneth and I don’t end up like his parents…

Screenshot-13Ben: Cindy, my darling, I’m sorry.

Cindy: Oh Ben, some times your words break my heart. It’s too much.

Sun Young: Just focus on the sink. I’m not listening, no, not at all. Lalalala lalala lala.

Ben and Cindy have a special kind of relationship. They fight, then make up, then fight again when they make up.

Screenshot-14Sun Young: Oh look. A child. Why is he playing all alone?

Screenshot-15You are amazing Sun Young! You are the first one to teach Lee any of his toddler skills!

Screenshot-16Ben: Excuse me Sun, it’s time for Lee to go to bed! Tickle tickle!

Lee: Dada NOOOO!

Sun Young: But it’s the afternoon. I don’t understand why he needs to go to bed now.

Damn you Ben! Lee was learning skills and you just HAD to go and interrupt!

Screenshot-17By the way, here is Kenneth in his dashing work uniform. He’s quite handsome in his uniform.

2 - Frankie gets a petFamily Update! Frankie decided he needed a pet apparently. I hope he doesn’t become a crazy cat person.3 - Kenneth promotionAnd Kenneth got a promotion! Oh, and he also works with Frankie. Brother bonding time at work!

Screenshot-19Sun Young: How was your day at work? I met your family.

Kenneth: I got a promotion! And good, I hope they didn’t do anything too crazy. Hehe.

Screenshot-20Kenneth: So what do you say we retire to the bedroom. *Wink wink*

We need to get this legacy moving! 😀

Screenshot-22Look! Cindy is actually doing something!

Ben: Just help me put the kids to bed, then you can watch your shows or read or whatever.

Cindy: Where are their parents? Why am I dong this? My baby days are over.

Screenshot-23I wouldn’t be so sure Cindy! Are there more grand-babies on the way? 😀

4 - Frankie and Naomi breakupMore Family Updates! Frankie was apparently dating Naomi and they broke up. Why can’t this family keep relationships?5 - Stalker AnakinAnakin is being a creeper and stalking his ex lover.6 - Anakin and Lina romanceThen he gets a new lover, Lina Lancaster. And she’s not an Elder! I really hope Anakin and Frankie have some children.7 - Stalker AnakinAnd then Anakin goes back to stalking his ex-lover again.

Screenshot-24Sun Young has also decided she likes to paint. No one but Frankie ever used it anyway.

Screenshot-27Someone has an upset tummy! Could it mean babies?

Screenshot-28So at some point a stray cat wandered into the house and would not leave. He’s just so cute so the Kooks adopted him and renamed his Salem. 🙂

Screenshot-30I’ve always wanted a black cat.

Screenshot-31Dusty: Cat? What cat? Where’s the cat?!

Awe, Dusty is looking so old! He’s over 120 days now!

Screenshot-32But Salem is just so cute! Look at him play in the bathtub!

Screenshot-33He and Sun Young started to become friends. He’s a sweet little cat. Welcome to the family!

Screenshot-34Here’s a random shot of Ben sleeping on the couch. Cindy is in the bed so he can’t sleep there apparently.

Screenshot-36Dusty: I like leaves! I like to chase them all over the yard!

Salem: You should chase rodents with me. Rid the world of them, it is our duty!

Screenshot-41It’s confirmed! Sun Young is pregnant! Prepare for cute babies! 😀

Screenshot-43And what’s a chapter of the Kooks without an alien abduction? They got Kenneth again, however I am happy to report no hanky-panky went on.

Screenshot-44Kenneth works on his Martial Arts skill any chance he gets. Soon he will have to deal with a new baby!

Screenshot-47I think this is one of the nicest maternity outfits I’ve seen on my sims, ever. Just saying. 😉

Screenshot-50Sun Young is such a caring sim! She brushes Dusty all the time, play with Salem, and even looks after children who are not her own without complaint. Good choice for wife material if I do say so myself. 🙂

9 - Kenneth Saves the dayAt some point there was an emergency at work and Kenneth saved the day!8 - Kenneth promotionThat resulted in a promotion. 😀 More monies makes for happy Kooks.10 - What is with the alien fetishI was checking on Sun Young (she has a couple books in her inventory I wanted) and I noticed this wish. What is with this family and your alien fetishes!? I didn’t lock in the wish for obvious reasons.11 - Frankie and Naomi romanceWhy is Frankie dating Naomi again and why is she an elder now? Story Progression hates this family. Oh, and his picture wouldn’t render, so I improvised. 🙂

Screenshot-52Back to the main family! They make a cute couple. I can’t wait to see their babies!

Screenshot-53Speaking of which…. 😀

Kenneth: AHHHH!!! What do I do?! What do I DO!?

Ben: What’s wrong with her? Why is she screaming? DO SOMETHING!

Oh yah! I don’t think Ben was around for the birth of his sons, except for Frankie since he gave birth to him. Welcome to child bearing Ben!

Screenshot-54Sun Young: I swear, if you don’t drive faster that 20 km/hr I will Sim Fu Chop you all the way back to China!

Kenneth: I’m going as fast as I can! I don’t want to scratch my car!

Screenshot-55Kenneth: Um, we’re here.

Sun Young: You know, I think I’ll just levitate here for a while. It helps with the contractions!

Hooray for glitches.

Screenshot-56Eventually she made it to the sidewalk and then to the hospital.

Random Sim: OH MY PLUMBOB! She’s gonna burst! Get her to a hospital!

Sun Young: I would already be in the hospital if you would get out of my way!

Note to self, have a home birth next time. So much easier.

Screenshot-58Frankie: What do you mean I can’t go in? I wanna see the baby too!

Go away Frankie! Must you be involved in everything?

12 - Birth KimberlySun Young has a little girl! She named her Kimberly since her last name used to be “Kim”, but I changed the hyphenated last name to be just “Kook” again. (+5 points!)

13 - Kimberly infant traitsSince Kimberly is an eligible heir she got the insane trait. 🙂

Screenshot-59Frankie: Yes! I got to see my new niece! Score!

Sun Young: Now where is Ken with the car? His brother is upsetting Kim!

Well that’s all for this chapter! Next chapter… BIRTHDAYS! 😀

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SCORECARD

-10 Dog sitter

-15 Fire

-10 Self urination

-15 Passing out

+35 Birth

+30 Skill Challenge

+15 Honour Roll

+20 Max Skill

+40 Completed LTW

__________

+90 Total Points

 

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Chapter 2.3

Last chapter Kenneth completed two Midlife Crisis wishes and was abducted by aliens… again. However, the abduction failed to produce a pregnancy. Now let’s get this chapter started!

14 - midlife crisis wish 3Really Kenneth? Did I do THAT bad of a job on your wardrobe?

Kenneth: You’re kidding right? You didn’t even change anything about my adult wardrobe!

True… time for a makeover!! Drum roll please…

Screenshot-22TA-DA! Cut and dyed! A complete new look for Kenneth!

Kenneth: It will do.

Another Midlife Crisis wish completed!

Screenshot-23Dude, you butt is ringing.

Kenneth: I know.

Are you going to answer it?

Kenneth: Nope.

And I wonder why he has no love interests, he doesn’t talk to anyone!

Screenshot-24Ben: Listen Cindy, you have to back off. If you truly love me you will give me the space I need.

Cindy: But my love, I just wanted a hug. 😦

I know she’s mean to the alien children Ben but give the poor woman a break. Either act like her husband or get a wish to divorce her!

Ben: I enjoy her company, just not the touchy-feely! That’s for the young-uns!

Screenshot-25Frankie: I’m going to be moving out soon Mckenna, but just remember you can always come live with me if your grandmother makes your life miserable.

Mckenna: Gramma bad!

Frankie: Yes, grandma is bad!

Stop reinforcing the negative! How will Sims and Aliens ever exist in peace with attitudes like this?

Kenneth: Maybe if they stopped abducting us every other night we would be nicer to them and they wouldn’t think we are nothing but play things!

He has a point…

Screenshot-26Birthday time!

Screenshot-2715 - lee toddler bdayScreenshot-28AWE!!! Little Lee as a toddler is so cute! The aliens did pick a family with good genes, I’ll give them that.

16 - midlife crisis wish 4Another Midlife Crisis wish? Actually, this one isn’t so bad…

17 - job changeKenneth: Can I? Can I? Can I?

Sure! Why not! The athletic skill is still needed for this job. 🙂

Kenneth: Yay! 😀

Screenshot-29Um, what are you doing?

Ben: Who, me?

No! Your son!

Kenneth: Well, the computer broke when I was using it so now I’m fixing it. What does it look like I’m doing?

It looks like a potential death hazard!

Kenneth: You know, even if I do die at this stage, you technically have Frankie as a spare since he’s not an Adult yet and hasn’t moved out.

That’s not the point! Stop endangering yourself!

Frankie: Where you talking to me bro?

Screenshot-31It seems like Frankie is the only one who looks after the children. He even plays with them! No one is teaching skills though… and Kenneth is focused on his LTW… more bad parenting styles brought to you by the Kooks!

Screenshot-32Frankie: Finally! I can age up and get out of this stinking dump!

Hey now! You’re the one who’s always breaking the sink!

Screenshot-3418 - frankie adult bdayScreenshot-35Frankie: Awe yeah, clothes still rock! Time to blow this joint!

Screenshot-36And so, Frankie drives off into the night without so much as a goodbye to even the children.

Screenshot-38And no sooner did he leave, the aliens attacked! They got Ben this time.

19 - frankie relationship 20 - midlife crisis over 21 - frankie relationshipAnd in the span of time that Ben was abducted for, all this happened! Frankie sure moves fast! And the girl is actually pretty cute.

Kenneth: And I feel great about my lot in life!

That’s good, because it’s all going to change soon…. muahahahaha.

Kenneth: What?

Screenshot-40Ben: Why do you keep doing this to me?! Why?!

I need a break from aliens. *Has a brilliant idea* I know just the thing!! 😀

Screenshot-41KENNETH! WAKE UP!

Kenneth: Wha-what?! What’s wrong? Is it Dusty?!

No! You’re going on a trip!

Kenneth: In the middle of the night?

Yup! Get up!

Screenshot-43Kenneth: *on phone* Hi, I’d like to book a trip…

Screenshot-44And so Kenneth heads out at the crack of dawn off on an epic adventure!

Kenneth: This trip better be worth it.

Oh it will. 😉

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SCORECARD

-10 Dog sitter

-15 Fire

-10 Self urination

-10 Passing out

+30 Birth

+30 Skill Challenge

+15 Honour Roll

+20 Max Skill

+40 Completed LTW

__________

+90 Total Points

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Chapter 2.1

I’M BAAAAAAACK! Welcome to the first official chapter of GENERATION TWO! I can’t believe I made it! I –

Screenshot-60Kenneth: Where have you been?!

Um… excuse me?

Kenneth: I know you’re there! I can hear you! Now where have you been?!

This is a first… Ben usually hated talking to me…

Screenshot-61Kenneth: Well I’m not him! And I have been waiting, and waiting, and waiting! This is MY generation now!

Whoa! Settle down! School got really hectic with tons of assignments and I have exams next week…

Screenshot-63Kenneth: Ugh… I’m such an ass. Sorry Voice, I’m just really excited for my story to be told…

And it shall be told! First, I do have to say your daughter Mckenna is not eligible to be heir.

Screenshot-64Kenneth: Why do you hate me? You mean I have to have MORE kids?

Well, technically YOU don’t have to have them… but you need to find a wife and she can have your kids. 🙂

Kenneth: I have to get married?

That’s the general idea… yes.

Kenneth: *sigh*

1 - kenneth midlife crisisOf course! Kenneth is suffering from a Midlife Crisis! No wonder he’s so touchy…

Kenneth: I heard that!

Screenshot-65Ben: What the – ? When did this happen?!

Um… last chapter…

Ben: I don’t recall…

It’s okay Ben, don’t think too hard… you might hurt yourself…

Ben: Why can I still hear you?!

I call it “Curse of the TH”. You get to hear me FOREVER!!! *echos into the distance*

Ben: Confounded Voice! Why must your torment me so?!

Screenshot-66Meanwhile…

Frankie: Yeush! Me 1, sink 0!

What are you doing?!

Screenshot-67Awe, thanks Kenneth. 🙂

Kenneth: I’m only doing this so my old man doesn’t slip and fall and crack his head open.

It’s still sweet of you. 😉

Screenshot-68Frankie: Sorry bro… I was experimenting and the sink it –

Kenneth: Just keep your experiments small from now on, ‘kay?

D’awe… brotherly moments! ❤

2 - hannah teenSpeaking of moments… Hannah aged up to a teen!

Screenshot-5I sneaked her into CAS to edit her outfit… BUT ISN’T SHE PRETTY?! I actually can’t wait to start her story… just a little bit longer…

3 - anakin relationship 4 - anakin relationshipOh… and Anakin is still with the cougar. I am disappointed in you Anakin! Anyway… back to the current TH…

Screenshot-70Are you sure you can lift all that?

Kenneth: *panting heavily* I can… I will!

Please don’t hurt yourself…

Screenshot-72Is it just me… or do you look constipated? 😛

Kenneth: Shut… up!

You know… if you keep doing that your face will get stuck that way! Hehe!

Kenneth: Now I know why my old man hates you…

D:

Screenshot-73Ben: You would still be dumb even if you read a whole stack of books!

Ummm… burn?

Cindy: I wonder what song that’s from?

Screenshot-74Cindy: My love… you have such a sweet voice, and such lovely eyes… *smooch*

Screenshot-75Ben: Stay back, foul beast!

Cindy: Whaaa?! O.O

I guess the relationship wasn’t built to last…

Screenshot-76Ben: Look, Cindy, I was thinking you could take the couch… You know, just with my bad back and all… I need the bed to myself.

Screenshot-77Cindy: Of course dear! Anything to make you happy!

Then this happened:

Screenshot-78 Screenshot-79I honestly don’t understand their relationship… moving on!

Screenshot-84Axane was hanging around the house so we invited her inside… I don’t know why… it just happened…

Frankie: This place is great! I’m learning how to cook now and there are all these yummy foods!

Axane: I do no understand how one of my kind can be so boring. *Yawn* I much prefer exotic males…

Screenshot-85Frankie: I was just talking about food… what did I do wrong?

Dusty: Don’t sweat it bud… I’m pretty much ignored these days too…

Dusty! No! We wuvs you!

Screenshot-88And while Axane and Ben heart fart each other in the kitchen…

Axane: Hello darling, how is the offspring progressing? *wink*

Ben: My green beauty! You have come back for me!

Cindy: Maybe if I seal her in a metal canister and throw her over a bridge…

Dusty: Master, please, can I has food?

Screenshot-89Frankie: So, uh, how do you like my place? Pretty sweet pad, eh?

Screenshot-90Axane: Why do you bore me so?

Frankie: *cries*

Screenshot-91 Screenshot-92 Screenshot-93DA FUQ?! But… Axane is INSIDE the house!

Ben: I don’t think my heart can take this anymore!

You’re telling me!

Screenshot-95Ben: What was the meaning of that?

Alien-I-forget-the-name-of: Axane asked me to check on the offspring while she assessed the family for future child-baring potential.

GO AWAY ALIENS!!!

Screenshot-96Cindy: And then he yelled at me and called me dumber than books! You do not want this man to raise your children!

Axane: I see, female. I will take this into consideration for next time…

While Cindy tries to put an end to the alien abductions, I will end the chapter here! How many more alien abductions with the Kook men have to suffer?

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SCORECARD

-10 Dog sitter

-15 Fire

-10 Self urination

-10 Passing out

+25 Birth

+25 Skill Challenge

+15 Honour Roll

+20 Max Skill

+40 Completed LTW

__________

+80 Total Points

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Chapter 1.22

Welcome back to what is officially the last chapter of Generation One! *Applause! Applause!* Please be aware that a lot happens in this chapter as it’s a bit longer ok a lot longer than all the others. I didn’t want to drag out the ending of Generation One over multiple small chapters. So let’s jump right in!

ScreenshotHey Ben. What are you up to?

Ben: Gah! How is one supposed to type on these small screens??

Um… maybe if you took your gloves off you’d be able to type… just saying.

Ben: Hush! It’s ringing…

Screenshot-2Ben: I’d like to get a taxi to the Kook residence! We’re moving! 😀

Yup! That’s right! The Kooks are moving to a brand new town because Kenneth has relationship glitches for a fresh start!

Screenshot-9Say goodbye to Sunlit Tides everyone!

Kenneth: I’m hungry, can we get food?

Cindy: Now who’s bright idea was this, leaving at 11pm…

Listen lady, the family needs to move before Anakin can start his own life so quit giving me lip!

Ben: You know she can’t hear you…

Well then you tell her for me.

Ben: But she yells at me!

Oh Cindy the tyrant….

****allow for sufficient moving time to pass****

Screenshot-10Welcome to Lucky Palms! 😀 How do you like your new house?

Ben: Well… we haven’t been inside yet…

Then let’s have a tour!

Screenshot-11Entering the front door into a beautiful entryway that opens up into the main kitchen and dining area is a key feature of this lovely home. To the right (left in the above picture) is the hallway leading to two bedrooms and a bathroom. To the left (right in the above picture but not shown) is a roomy garage and workout room!

Screenshot-12Moving further into the house is an open concept kitchen and dinning area. The glass double doors lead to the side yard which is currently empty but has lots of room for a patio and pool area!

Screenshot-13At the back of the house is a raised living room. Perfect for entertaining!

Screenshot-14To the left of the living room is a study and quiet place to read, go on the laptop, or paint.

Screenshot-15Ben and Cindy’s bedroom is accessed through the study and has an attached bathroom.

Screenshot-16Down the hallway by the entrance, the first bedroom is going to be the nursery, but for now it’s Frankie’s room.

Screenshot-17The very last room, at the front of the house, is Kenneth’s room! A second bathroom is between the two green bedrooms. And I bet you can guess who won the TH Vote! 😉

Ben: So how did we afford all these nice things when in our old house we had to deal with crappy appliances!

With the money you saved of course! You made quite a name for yourself as a gardener in Sunlit Tides.

Screenshot-18With that being said, Anakin (who placed 3rd in the TH Vote with 13%) and his daughter Hannah moved out of the family home. I have no clue where Anakin got the car from since the family never owned a car before… o.O

Screenshot-19And this is the house they ended up in! It’s pretty small and only had one bed, so I bought another bed for them. Hopefully Anakin will meet someone and end up getting married and moving into a bigger home! 😀

Screenshot-21Of course, the first thing Cindy does in her new home is read a book.

Screenshot-22Dusty ran around checking everything out like he was a young pup! I can’t believe how old he is now! But still full of energy! 😀

Screenshot-23Ben got right to work starting a new garden.

Ben: I don’t know why I started this…

You are a top notch gardener and grow perfect plants! Your children and their children can enjoy them for years to come! 😀

Ben: Just you watch, this garden will whither and die without my constant care.

Well you best take care of it then while you’re still around then! 😦

Screenshot-24Frankie is over joyed the Gnomes made the move. Duplicates were sold for a better cause, but we kept one of each. 😉

Screenshot-27Kenneth: Not a bad place! There are a few changes I’m going to make but…

Hold your horses Kenneth, you’re not the torch holder yet (and therefore you can’t hear me yet but soon… soon you suffer from The Voice and do my bidding…. muahahahahaah)

Screenshot-28I’m glad Anakin found something useful to do with his time… even if it is protesting about handcuffs. -.-‘

Screenshot-29Hannah decided to go for a long walk. They live on the very outskirts of the main town so I don’t know why she isn’t riding a bike. Maybe it’s a lovely day. Btw, this was taken at 11am Sim time, and by 5pm Sim time she was still wandering around… great parenting Anakin.

1 - Anakin love interestThen I got this little pop-up! Really Anakin? I had such high hopes for you. She’s old enough to be your mother for Watcher’s sake! I somehow doubt we will see any more children from Anakin. 😦

Screenshot-30Kenneth, sweetie, stop dancing and go eat something!

Kenneth: This is such an awesome tune! I hunger for amazing music!

You hunger for food! Ben! Ben come make your son food! You have to make him eat!

Ben: zzzzzZZZZZ…

Typical. He would rather sleep than save his son from starvation.

Screenshot-31NO! They found us! How did they find us!?!? Who is that down there?

Screenshot-32NO KENNETH! DON’T GO WITH THEM!!!!

Screenshot-33Damndamndamndamndamndamndamndamndamndamndamndamndamndamndamn…. *sigh* Anyone know of a fix for this? I beginning to think Frankie is behind it all… he NEVER gets abducted!

Screenshot-35 Kenneth: I feel violated… 😦

Axane (the Alien): My elder sisters, Eshehic and Zolada, told many tales of the Kook men, I just had to see for myself. *Winks*

Begone Alien! Off with you now and don’t come back! (Note: Eshehic is Frankie’s mom and Zolada is Hannah’s mom in case I a) never mentioned their names or b) it was so long ago readers forgot. I know I’m not great with names 😉 )

Screenshot-36****The Next Day****

Ben: Now son, I know you are destined to be the head of the family in a few days. But that doesn’t mean I want any more grand-kids any time soon.

Kenneth: Yah, whatever Dad.

Dusty: I smells food, yes I do, there are crumbs to be found!

2 - kenneth preggersYah… I think you’ll have more grand-kids sooner than you think Ben…

Ben: Why do you say that?

Oh, no particular reason…

Screenshot-37Why are you poking electrical stuff with metal?!

Ben: I’m upgrading the stereo! I know what I’m doing, besides, I’m immune to electricity.

Let’s not test that theory. Please just stay alive for TWO MORE DAYS until Kenneth is an Adult. Please!

Screenshot-38****Later That Night****

Nooooooooooooooooooooo….. *sob* why does this keep happening….?

Screenshot-39Ben: Eshehic has come for me! I knew she would be my end!

I don’t think it’s Eshehic…

Screenshot-40I’m powerless. I can do nothing to save my precious Sims from this Alien Invasion.

Screenshot-41Ben: Well you’re not Eshehic. Where is my Eshehic?!

Axane! I told you to not come back!

Axane: I just had to see the specimen that created such a fine man. *Wink* Toodles!

Don’t you “toodles” me! Aliens these days, no respect for anyone! Oh gosh… now I sound like Cindy…

Screenshot-42****Fast Forward a Couple Days****

Frankie, even though he is now a young adult, managed to put a prank on the computer.

Screenshot-43Kenneth was scared out of his wits…

Screenshot-46And promptly went into labour!

3 - alien birthOf course we’ll raise her! 😀

4 - Welcome MckennaAnd so Mckenna joined the Kook family! (+5 points!)

5 - Mckenna traitsShe’s not off to a bad start with traits either!

Screenshot-48Screenshot-49Wait… what?! She’s not GREEN?!

Screenshot-50Kenneth: Why is my child changing colour?

Ok… now she is a dark brown. What did you do to us Axane?!

Screenshot-51Aside from changing colours and not being green, she is 100% alien (mixed with a bit of human of course). I checked, and double checked, then checked again. I don’t know where this skin colour came from but I have a sneaking suspicion I might find out soon. I will keep you all informed. On the upside she’s a cutie just like her cousin Hannah!

Screenshot-52Remember the art easel in the study? The only one to use it has been Frankie, who I STILL BLAME FOR THE ALIEN ABDUCTIONS! Although, I’m actually a little sad he came in second place with 40% for the TH Vote. It was a very close vote. 🙂

Frankie: *shudders* I just got this really negative vibe… weird.

That’s right, you may not hear me, but feel my negativity!! RAWR! D:<

Screenshot-53Ok… this is a first. Cindy is actually being motherly!

Cindy: Look at this little angel! I don’t know how my son gave birth but it’s a miracle!

She’s still an alien Cindy… you know… you’re sworn enemy? I think she just likes Mckenna because she doesn’t have green skin… you’re a horrible Sim Cindy!!

Screenshot-54Kenneth doesn’t look happy his mother is fawning over Mckenna.

Kenneth: She only loves my little girl because she isn’t green. That is so unfair to Frankie and Hannah. 😦

You said it Kenneth!

6 - Ben preggersAnd if one alien baby wasn’t enough… let’s have TWO, just for kicks! Gah! Ben!

Ben: I thought I’d end Generation One with a bang!

*Face palm* Why? Why me? It’s official, this is an Alien Invasion Legacy on top of everything else.

Screenshot-56Speaking of the end of Generation One… it’s birthday time!

Screenshot-577 - Kenneth Adult BdayScreenshot-58Kenneth: Oh yah… it’s my time to shine!

Since Kenneth aged up to Adult the very same day Mckenna was born I will let Zefiewings determine if she is an eligible heir and respect her decision. He did become pregnant with Mckenna BEFORE he became TH which brings her eligibility into question. (I’m sorry this keeps happening Zefie! The Aliens have it out for this family, I swear!)

Kenneth: Who’s talking?

All will be explained… in the next chapter! 😉

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SCORECARD

-10 Dog sitter

-15 Fire

-10 Self urination

-10 Passing out

+25 Birth

+25 Skill Challenge

+15 Honour Roll

+20 Max Skill

+40 Completed LTW

__________

+80 Total Points

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Chapter 1.21

Welcome to one of the last chapters of Generation One! Let’s get started!

Screenshot-98I think you might advance your career by exercising Kenneth, not just playing sports video games…

Screenshot-99Now that Hannah is a Child she doesn’t have to rely on this horrible family for her basic necessities. She built a pretty cool tower, but knocked it down before I could zoom in for a picture.

Screenshot-100She also asked everyone and anyone for bedtime stories CONSTANTLY! She might be in the red due to hunger… but no, she doesn’t want food, she wants stories!

Screenshot-101Hannah: Uncle Ken, can I use your computer? I have a school assignment to do.

Kenneth: Um… I’m actually about to use it so… not right now.

Screenshot-102So Hannah went outside to build snowmen instead!

Screenshot-103The Kooks don’t normally go to the festivals, but I figured since Generation One is wrapping up they should have a Family Adventure!

After a while Anakin and Ben left, and Cindy whooped Frankie at the snowball fight. She’s a tough old lady.

Screenshot-104Kenneth gave the ice rink a try, and after a few falls finally got the hang of it.

Screenshot-105Hannah decided she liked a more thrilling sport and spent the rest of the afternoon/evening on the snowboard ramp!

Screenshot-106Cindy, who has had years lots of time to learn to skate, showed all her children up in her usual smug way of doing things.

Screenshot-107Ben: My army shall take over and I will be TH for all eternity!

Ben, honey, you have to pass the torch on eventually.

Ben: I am immortal! I will rule forever!

I don’t think Ben is taking well to having to pass the torch soon.

Screenshot-108Kenneth then decided to go take a shower (yes, this park has showers for some reason) then continue to skate in his bathing suit…

Screenshot-109He also decided to spin with Frankie and the two promptly fell.

Frankie: Dude, you okay?

Kenneth: I’m sthuck…. my mawouth ith sthuck to duh ithe!

That’s what you get for skating in winter freshly out of the shower in your bathing suit. 😛

Screenshot-110Anakin and Hannah spent some father daughter time on the ice as well.

Hannah: Look dad! This is how you do it!

Anakin: Ahh! I can’t balance on these things!

Screenshot-111Hannah: I’m tired! Can we go home yet?!

Kenneth: Take my hands, I’ll help you balance.

Anakin: I don’t know if taking skating lessons from you is a good idea… you’ve fallen more times today than I can count…

I just want to note, they fell down soon after this picture. 😉

Screenshot-112Dusty has taken to sleeping in Hannah’s room most nights. I love that they both dream of food.

Screenshot-113Anakin: You’re growing up so fast Hannah! Every time I see you I think of the little baby I first held in my arms and I get all teary-eyed…

Hannah: Um. Okay. If you’re done being cheesy I’d like to go get some food now…

Screenshot-114I swear this girl can’t take care of herself… not only does she let her hunger go to the last possible moment, she also asks for so many bedtime stories but doesn’t actually go to sleep that she passes out on the floor. Thanks Hannah! (-5 points)

Kenneth: Jeez Hannah! Way to pass out on my floor! What are you even doing in my room?! Gah! Children sometimes…

I hear ya Kenneth.

Screenshot-115So she decided to sleep in the igloo before the snow melts instead of her own warm bed.

Screenshot-116The next day at breakfast she lost us another -5 points! Way to pee on the floor Hannah! She must get that from Cindy…

27 - ben completed LTWAt least Ben completed his Lifetime Wish giving us +40 points!! Happy days!

28 - ben LTWThis LTW was more challenging then I thought! Ben needed to have 8 different perfect plants to the harvestable stage in perfect quality all at the same time. I didn’t realize this at first so technically he should have been done much earlier. But he did it!

ScreenshotAnd this is the event that marks the beginning of the end of Generation One. Anakin’s Adult Birthday!

29 - Anakin Adult BdaySo far Anakin has been promoted to the 3rd level of the Science Career but he has not done any gardening. And he has Hannah, but no current love interest.

Screenshot-2Anakin: *Gasp* Am I ready to grow up?

Cindy: That child needs to learn some decent manners. Who spends all day in their sleepwear?

Um, you do Cindy. So shush!

Dusty: Can someone brush me? I want a nice shinny coat. Please brush me?Screenshot-3I present to you Adult Anakin! Now it’s time to finish up the voting!

Follow this link to vote for the next Torch Holder! The two children of Generation One who do not win will be moved out of the house. But don’t worry! They will be invited over for visits and family time. So that brings me to the other vote, where should the Kook family move? Since I want to keep the family together they will move to a new town before any family members are moved out. Follow this link to vote for their new town! Both votes will close SUNDAY MARCH 23 at MIDNIGHT E.S.T.! Get your votes in now! 😀

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SCORECARD

-10 Dog sitter

-15 Fire

-10 Self urination

-10 Passing out

+20 Birth

+25 Skill Challenge

+15 Honour Roll

+20 Max Skill

+40 Completed LTW

__________

+75 Total Points

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Chapter 1.19

Hello and welcome back to the Kooks! I just want to say a great big THANK YOU to everyone who has visited so far as I am now at just over 1,000 views! Yay!

Anyway, I’m sure you’re here to get the latest scoop on the Kooks…

Screenshot-32This time Cindy is up for the “Worst Grandparent of the Year” award. It’s actually raining out, way to go Cindy.

Cindy: Take this bottle child and be grateful I even feed you.

Hannah: Gamma, why I has to be out wif da twees?

Cindy: Because the trees care about you, I do not.

Harsh Cindy, she’s Anakin’s child! Not Frankie’s! She is your FLESH AND BLOOD! With a dash of alien… but still!

Screenshot-33Hannah: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cindy: Will this child never shut up? Why can’t one just stand out here peacefully in the rain. Needy child…

Um… Cindy? A) go dig yourself and hole and die in it. B) you’re umbrella is le sh!t (pardon my french) and you are getting wet anyway, not to mention you just look dumb. And C) will someone PLEASE come take care of poor Hannah?! BEN?! I need you so I don’t murder your wife!

Ben: Busy! Need to read this cook book!

I hate you all.  😡

Screenshot-39Kenneth: *CLAP!* Gotcha!Screenshot-40Kenneth: Ugh, damn flies…Screenshot-41Kenneth: *licks hand clean and continues on his way like nothing happened…*

Me —> o.O um… ew? Unfortunately Ben and the boys do this waaaaay to often. Maybe if you guys did dishes once in a while, ya know, just saying…

Screenshot-42Ben?! What are you doing?! I thought you took a cooking class!

Ben: I did. Now I’m drawing.

Oh is that so. Well you need to read cook books! You are so close to level 10 cooking and you only have a short time left to live!

Ben: So?

GAH! HOME. READ. NOW!

Screenshot-43Finally, after sitting outside ALL DAY, Anakin rescues poor, neglected Hannah from the garden and takes her into the house so she is not eaten by wolves. Much to Cindy’s disappointment I expect.

Warning: Cute toddler spam…

Screenshot-45Sweetie, I don’t think he’s edible…

Screenshot-47Um…. that’s not exactly how you play the xylophone…

Screenshot-50I doubt that tastes good either… WILL SOMEONE GET HER A BOTTLE?!

Ben: Busy!

Then tell one of your sons to do it! You’d think no one feeds the poor girl…

Screenshot-53Special announcement! It’s birthday time!

17 - frankie ya bdayAt some point before Frankie aged up to Young Adult I got this notification:

16 - frankie teen honour rollApparently he’s the smartest of the bunch and got onto the honour roll a second time! Way to go Frankie, but I’m pretty sure it only counts once…18 - frankie ya traitThat’s a tad funny considering he’s an Alien… if Alien’s are real then Supernaturals can be real, right? Not according to Frankie apparently. 😛19 - frankie LTWI usually don’t do much with the Pets EP so I thought this would be fun to do if Frankie becomes the next TH.

Screenshot-54Sparkles!Screenshot-55Frankie: Damn, I look good…Screenshot-56Kenneth is a little overexcited his baby brother is all grown up… Careful Kenneth or your face might get stuck that way… wouldn’t that be hilarious? On second thought, keep doing it! 😉Screenshot-61And after a quick makeover, Frankie is one cool dude! I decided the hairstyle suited him so I kept it.

Screenshot-62Maybe Hannah just likes to chew on things…Screenshot-57Cindy: This insufferable child must go outside!

Hannah: Why Gamma hate me? *pouts*Screenshot-59Anakin: I swear my mother will pay if she hurts my offspring!

Just murder her and get it over with Anakin! Do it…. DO IT!

Screenshot-63Graduation time! This time the family actually made it to the graduation ceremony! And it looks like I forgot to change part of Kenneth’s wardrobe…. and look who’s on baby duty! I’m watching you Cindy…

Screenshot-64Frankie: Boo-yah! No more school!

Unless I decide to send you to University… muahahahahaha…20 - frankie graduationAnd if you read carefully, apparently Frankie is an arsonist in the making…. and they say his future is bright… with the flames of his victim’s houses! (Jokes everyone, just jokes, I don’t recommend playing with fire.)

Screenshot-65And guess who left the baby behind… again… in the rain? If you’re answer was Cindy you are correct!

Screenshot-66Since Kenneth was too busy taking a nap on public property…

Screenshot-67Ben came to the rescue after going halfway home. 🙂

That’s it for this chapter! Take a moment to vote for the next Torch Holder here! Also, the Kooks are planning a big move to a new town, vote for the town here!

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SCORECARD

-10 Dog sitter (2)
-10 Fire (2)
-5 Self urination (1)
-5 Passing out (1)
+20 Birth (4)
+15 Skill Challenge (3)
+15 Honour Roll (3)
+10 Max Skill (1)
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+30 Total Points

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