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The Kook Family Backwards ISBI!

Chapter 2.6

Welcome back to the Kooks, and guess what? We have a wedding to attend! How are you feeling Kenneth?

Kenneth: Okay, I guess. Wish my parents were here…

Yah, sorry about that buddy. The only downfall of a “Destination Wedding” in China. πŸ˜‰

Screenshot-108At least Sun Young’s family is here! This is her brother’s back. I don’t think I captured his face.

Kenneth: So I was looking at this feather pen for the guests to sign the guest book with but then I couldn’t find a guest book I liked the look of. Wedding planning is so hard.

Sun Young’s Brother who I forget the name of: Right… I thought women mainly did the wedding planning? *Gives Ken a shifty eyed look*

Screenshot-109And this is Sun Young’s brother’s wife, again, I forget her name.

Kenneth: Wow, good looks sure do run in this family!

Brother’s wife: Um, I’m married into the family, but thanks! You’re not bad looking yourself!

They honestly heart farted each other moments before the wedding. Sims! *Face palm*

Screenshot-110And here is the beautiful wedding venue I set up in the base camp! Yes I used a cheat to edit the lot, but no, I did not use money cheats. The Kooks happen to be a bit rich right now so I splurged. πŸ˜€

Let the wedding begin!

Screenshot-111Kenneth: My darling Sun Young, will you take me to be your lawfully wedded husband?

Sun Young: Don’t we say vows first?

Kenneth: Did you prepare any?

Sun Young: No, did you?

Kenneth: Nope.

Oh boy, we’re off to a great start! How about you just each say “I promise to love you, and cherish you, and be with you through better or for worse, till death do us part”. I think that’s how it goes…

Screenshot-112Sun Young: Kenneth, I love you and promise to be by your side on your journey to continue your father’s legacy… oh, I think the ring is stuck.

Kenneth: You’re putting it on the wrong finger, it’s goes on the ring finger, not the middle.

Look closely at the picture, she’s totally putting it on the wrong finger. πŸ˜›

Screenshot-113Kenneth: One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all and in the darkens bind them – no wait, that’s from a movie.

Sun Young: You’re so funny!

Good going Kenneth. I hope Sun Young knows she’s marrying into an insane family. She seems pretty happy though.

Screenshot-114The kiss to seal the deal! With only two guests in attendance to witness this happy couple tie the knot. Apparently it’s still an awesome party to Sun Young’s brother though.

Screenshot-115Okay you love birds, you have one day left of your vacation! Are you going to go on romantic moonlit walks and have picnics in the Scholar’s Garden?

Screenshot-118Really? You can treat this as your honeymoon you know! Why are you acting like an old couple? Like, come on! Kenneth, show your blushing bride a good time!

Screenshot-119Kenneth: So, what do you say we head upstairs and get started on our wedding night?

Sun Young: You must have read my mind baby, that book had some ideas I want to try.

Whoa! T.M.I.! T.M.I.!

Screenshot-122Awe, they both get the “Good Clean Fun” moodlet! Too bad pregnancies can’t occur on “vacation”.

Screenshot-126The next day, Kenneth makes a few purchases from the local shops to remember his trip to China since it is unlikely he will ever return.

Screenshot-127Remember that opportunity Kenneth got about learning from a Sim Fu master? Say hello to Sima Zhi, Sim Fu Master.

Screenshot-128Let the sparing match begin!

Screenshot-129Screenshot-131Screenshot-133Screenshot-134Screenshot-135Unfortunately, Kenneth lost since he got kicked in the face. The opportunity said to spar twice, I think he may have won the second time.

Screenshot-136Kenneth: I am now the true Master!

Sima Zhi: Um, actually, I’m still a master of Sim Fu… so yah…

Screenshot-138Gosh Kenneth, show us your belt!

Kenneth: But it’s boring. It should have flames on it because I’m a Master.

You are not a master yet! However, flames would be cool… I’ll see what I can do… later… if I remember. πŸ˜€

Screenshot-139Kenneth: Hey, so, I sparred with Master Sima.

Opportunity Lady: Great! I have another task for you…

11 - Sim-Fu OportunityWe have the time so may as well! OFF TO THE SCHOLAR’S GARDEN!

Screenshot-141Screenshot-142Hey, you don’t look half bad. I’m inclined to think you actually know what you’re doing! πŸ™‚

Kenneth: I must focus on my training and calm the stirring emotions within me.

Screenshot-143While Kenneth levels his Martial Arts Skill to level 5, Sun Young decides to work on her logic skill. She already has a couple of points. πŸ™‚

Screenshot-144After reaching level 5, Kenneth meditates on the bridge until the sun goes down and he stinks like rotten fish.

Kenneth: Hey! I do not!

Have you smelled yourself? Your new wife was making faces. Go take a shower man!

Screenshot-145Kenneth: I did it! I reached enlightenment! Well, actually I meditated for a few hours like you asked. Not much happened.

Opportunity Lady: That’s good! You are on your way to becomingΒ  master! I have one more task for you…

12 - Sim-Fu Oportunity Did you really have a vision Kenneth?

Kenneth: No, I um, sorta made it up. He he.

Oh well. Take a quick beauty nap then it’s off to find the writings of Qin Shan Hu!

Screenshot-146No, no, no, no, no! You are with us for less than a day and you are already costing us points Sun Young! (-5 points)

Screenshot-147After a quick beauty rest, Kenneth goes hunting for the writings of Qin Shan Hu. A regular chip off the ol’ block! Anyone remember Ben’s adventuring days? πŸ˜€

Screenshot-149And he found them! Go hand them in, we’re almost out of time!

Screenshot-150What are you doing?!?!

Kenneth: I am Fire Lord Kenneth! Bow before me, the greatest Fire Bender of all time! I will defeat you Avatar!

Get out of the flames! What is with you Kooks and your need to put your life in danger when I look away!

Screenshot-151Kenneth: I found the writings. Sorry they got a bit burnt.

Opportunity Lady: I must study these right away! Oh the teachings they are sure to hold!

13 - Sim-Fu Oportunity CompleteAnd that concludes our adventure in China! Oh yah, and for some reason when Kenneth and Sun Young married their last names hyphenated. I’m not sure how I feel about that. I’ll probably change it back.

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SCORECARD

-10 Dog sitter

-15 Fire

-10 Self urination

-15 Passing out

+30 Birth

+30 Skill Challenge

+15 Honour Roll

+20 Max Skill

+40 Completed LTW

__________

+85 Total Points

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Chapter 2.5

I’m back with another update for these crazy Kooks! Last chapter Kenneth went to Shang Simla, China and learned the secrets of Sim-Fu while meeting his true love!

Kenneth: She’s not my true love. I barely even know her!

Hush you! Sun Young is your true love because I say so.

Screenshot-72Kenneth: HA! HI-YA!

“The Master” spends time improving his skills…

Screenshot-73GIRLY SLAP ATTACK!

Kenneth: Leave me alone while I train! Gah!

Screenshot-74Did you just….?

Kenneth: My face! OW ow owowowowow!!!

*snort, giggle, snort* Bwahahahahaha! So how’s training going? Hahahahaha!

Screenshot-75Kenneth: I have mastered Sim-Fu!

No, no you have not.

Screenshot-76You’re are a yellow belt now my dear.

Kenneth: Why do I have to show off my belts?

Because it let’s me keep track of your progress!

4 - Sun and ShingWhat is this?! Who are you Shing Hong, and why are you brainwashing our Sun Young to like you?! Hurry Kenneth! You must woo Sun Young before it’s too late!

Kenneth: They’re not actually dating, so relax.

5 - Sim-Fu OportunityKenneth got an opportunity! Apparently he must spar with Sima Zhi 2 times to learn more about Sim-Fu from a true master. Of course, we accept. πŸ™‚

Screenshot-77Kenneth: Pitiful foam board, you do not stand a chance against The Master!

Screenshot-78Kenneth: FISTS OF FURY SMASH! HA!

Are you going to name all your moves?

Screenshot-79Kenneth: Oh yah, who’s The Master of the Foam Board!

Let’s see you try and break a space rock. I’ll watch and laugh when you break your hand, ‘kay? πŸ˜€

Screenshot-826 - Sun and Kenneth HangoutKenneth: *on phone* Hello? *pause* Hi Sun! Sure, I’ll come over right away! *click* Did you hear? Sun Young wants to hang out with me!

That’s great! But, uh, you stink. So go take a shower before you visit her.

Screenshot-83Kenneth: The Master will triumph in love and battle!

You do know Sim-Fu is more about finding inner peace, dedication, and training, and less about kicking others butts right?

Screenshot-84Kenneth: Ya, ya, whatever. Can I go see Sun now? And I still need to take that shower.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Kenneth has achieved his orange belt! πŸ˜€

Screenshot-85Kenneth: Hey Sun, I can call you Sun right? Sorry I’m here so late, I had to shower after training. So yah, uhm. I’m here now!

Sun Young: It’s so late, I’m a little tired…

Smooth Kenneth, very smooth.

Screenshot-86Sun Young: But sure! It’s only midnight, but come on in!

Oh Sim logic.

Screenshot-87And she promptly goes to bed anyway and Kenneth automatically gets kicked out. We’ll try again tomorrow. πŸ™‚

*The next day*

7 - Sun and Shing RelationshipWHAT?!?!?!?! NO! This is not okay!

Screenshot-88Kenneth: *on phone* Hey Sun! It’s Ken! Do you want to hang out today?

8 - No HangoutDAMMIT! Why? Why are none of my plans working?

Kenneth: Maybe I should look for someone else?

No! Sun Young has been chosen by The Watcher to be your legacy wife! *plots madly to get them together*

*Almost 5 sim hours later*

Screenshot-89Sun Young: Hey Ken, I can only hang out for a bit. My boyfriend, Shing, is taking me out for a romantic dinner tonight.

Kenneth: That’s fine, it’s just great to see you and hang out finally!

Screenshot-91Kenneth: By the way, I got these for you, as a token of our friendship.

Screenshot-92Sun Young: They’re lovely! *Inhales deeply* Shing never gives me flowers!

Kenneth: Maybe Shing isn’t the right guy for you then?

9 - Sun and Shing BreakupScore! Now we can get this legacy moving again!

*After a day of spamming romantic iterations*

Screenshot-94Kenneth: I have something to confess.

Sun Young: What is it Ken?

Kenneth: I really, really like you so here goes nothing…

Screenshot-95First kiss is a success!

Screenshot-98Kenneth: So, does this mean we’re dating now, or…?

Screenshot-99Sun Young: You’re lucky you’re so cute!

You’re on a roll Kenneth! Don’t stop there!

Screenshot-100Kenneth: For you my love, I’ll be cute, sexy, strong, handsome, or anything you need.

Screenshot-101Kenneth seems to have a hidden Romantic trait, but they are just so cute together! πŸ˜€

Screenshot-102Kenneth: We seem to be destined to be together and this might sound a little crazy…

Screenshot-103Kenneth: But I have been given a task by The Watcher to continue my father’s legacy in all of it’s Kooky glory and…

Screenshot-104Kenneth: The Watcher chose you to be the one to stand by my side on this journey! Will you marry me?

Screenshot-105Sun Young: Oh, of course Kenneth! I am honored The Watcher chose me!

Screenshot-107Kenneth is now engaged to beautiful Sun Young! It will be good to get some culture into this family. πŸ™‚

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SCORECARD

-10 Dog sitter

-15 Fire

-10 Self urination

-10 Passing out

+30 Birth

+30 Skill Challenge

+15 Honour Roll

+20 Max Skill

+40 Completed LTW

__________

+90 Total Points

 

 

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Chapter 2.4

Last chapter Kenneth decided to leave the desert and the aliens behind to embark on an epic adventure!

Kenneth: More like you made me get up in the middle of the night and forced me here…

Hush! No being a sourpuss! Anyway… he decide it was time to fulfill the other half of his Lifetime Wish – learning the secret art of SIM-FU!!

1 - Shang SimlaWelcome to Shang Simla Kenneth!

Screenshot-45This is the base camp where you will be living for the duration of your adventure!

Kenneth: Can’t I just read a book about Sim-Fu or something?

No! You must train at the Academy!

Screenshot-46Kenneth: Gah! This is so pointless! Why do I have to come all the way here JUST to learn Sim-Fu?!

This is not pointless! In Shang Simla you can learn Sim-Fu, buy a training dummy, and practice with others! AND… you shall find your future wife here!

Screenshot-47Kenneth: You mean… I get to chat up the ladies?

Of course! Chat up the ladies all you want!

Kenneth: Score!

Screenshot-48Um, your car doesn’t really go with the tranquility of Shang Simla.

Kenneth: Hey, this is my sweet ride, and it’ll get the attention of the ladies!

It will get the attention of EVERYONE!

Kenneth: Meh.

Screenshot-49Kenneth: So, you got any books about Sim-Fu?

Store Owner: If you want to learn the secrets of Sim-Fu you must train at the Academy! Or buy my book for $1000.

Kenneth: Whoa! No thanks! I’ll, um, go to the Academy I guess.

Told you so.

Kenneth: Don’t even!

Screenshot-50Why are you training in your formal attire?

Kenneth: I have to look good while training!

Screenshot-53Oh yah… you look really good. Love the moves.

Kenneth: Hiya! Ha!

Girly slap attack!

Kenneth: Go away!

Screenshot-55Oh look! A pretty Sim-Fu student who could probably kick your butt!

Screenshot-56Kenneth: I am the MASTER!

Where’s your new belt?

Screenshot-57Kenneth: Come on! It’s all white! I look dumb!

Quit whining and go talk to that girl over there!Screenshot-59Kenneth: Hey cutie, what’s your name?

Girl I didn’t catch name of: Awe, a new student! I’d love to spar with you. *Wink*

Screenshot-60Kenneth: Could I have your email? Maybe we could chat online sometime.

Get out of the way Sim-Fu man! Gah!

Screenshot-61KENNETH!!! Pretty girl alert! Go talk to her now!

Screenshot-63Kenneth: Hello, beautiful!

Sun Young: Aren’t you a charmer.

2 - Sun likes KennethYes! Kenneth has just as much luck with the ladies as Ben! πŸ˜€

Screenshot-65I’ll leave them to chat each other up a bit. πŸ˜‰

3 - Compatible SignsThey even have compatible signs! It’s a match made in heaven! πŸ˜€

Screenshot-68So Kenneth, how did you like Sun Young?

Kenneth: She’s great. Pretty, smart, into Sim-Fu, likes me…

Well good, because I’ve decided she is going to be your wife!

Screenshot-69Kenneth: *choke* What?!

You heard me!

Screenshot-70Kenneth: *has a coughing fit* You decided that quickly? Don’t I get a say?

Um, you just did. You like her, she likes you. It’s perfect!

Screenshot-71Awe, he even dreams about her at night!

A/N: I know this was a really short chapter, but after going through more of my screen shots they work perfectly into two longer chapters! So stay tuned for more Kookiness to come! πŸ˜€

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SCORECARD

-10 Dog sitter

-15 Fire

-10 Self urination

-10 Passing out

+30 Birth

+30 Skill Challenge

+15 Honour Roll

+20 Max Skill

+40 Completed LTW

__________

+90 Total Points

 

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