Insanity Family

The Kook Family Backwards ISBI!

Chapter 3.3

Yippie! Another chapter for the Kooks! Let’s see what madness we endure this time.

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I knew it!

Ben: What?!

You ARE trying to live longer!

Ben: You see nothing…

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Hey Kim, I have some, uh, bad news.

Kim: *sleepy voice* hmm? What?

Well, you see, you’re not allowed to have a man-servant. (Please don’t kill me)

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Kim: *hyperventilating*

:S

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Kim: *deep, slow breaths* Okay, I’m fine, I’m okay.

I’m sorry… *backs away slowly*

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You know I can still see you Cindy.

Cindy: Not for long! *Vanishes through the wall*

Touche.

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Chris: Heck ya! When did we get a new dog?

Dusty: It’s me numbskull!

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Ben: I drew an invisible picture of you! πŸ˜€

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Sun Young: You are a horrible artist! That doesn’t look like me AT ALL!

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Sun Young: Why don’t you try again? I can try a different pose. *wink wink*

Ben: I have to pee.

*facepalm* What is WITH you two?!

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Ben: LEAVE ME ALONE! I said I have to pee!

Sun Young: What’s wrong darling? I though you wanted to sketch me?!

Take a hint Sun! It’s time to leave you father-in-law alone!

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Are you sure you want to wait a bit to have kids?

Kim: Even if I did want kids right now, which I don’t, who would I have them with? Myself?

*thinks for a moment* That could be arranged via cloning… but I don’t think they would be an eligible heir…

Kim: Now who’s the crazy one! I am NOT cloning myself!

There goes that idea.

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Sun Young: Darling, I don’t understand. What do you mean you don’t want to see me anymore?

Ben: Why are you still talking to me? Begone!

Yay! Good for you for rejecting her advances!

Ben: I’m too old for this.

No kidding! And not to mention she is your SON’S WIFE!

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Here we go again. I swear Sun Young follows Ben around all day.

Kim: Yup, totally minding my own business. Nothing to see, my mother isn’t a home-wrecker at all!

My heart goes out to you Kim, it really does.

Kim: It’s okay, there’s a hidden camera over there. Perfect blackmail material.

WHY ARE YOU BLACKMAILING YOUR MOTHER?!

Kim: Did I say blackmail? I meant evidence for the divorce preceding. She wont get a cent!

Uhm… there is no divorce…

Kim: Oh…

Anyway.

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Hi Kenneth! Long time no see!

Kenneth: A little busy here spending some quality time with my wife!

(Poor Kenneth doesn’t have a clue what’s going on.)

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3 - ben story

You totally stole that from Pirates of the Caribbean!

Ben: I did not! They stole it from me! It’s a Ben Kook classic.

Sure it is.

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Sun Young: That’s the worst story I’ve ever heard! Are you sure your brain isn’t shriveled from old age?

Ben: Keep the compliments coming! Than- what? Worst story ever?

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Ben: Humph. Well I bet if we dissected your brain we’d find nothing but – but… nothing! Ha!

Good one.

Ben: I thought so.

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And so she goes back to flirting with Kenneth. She started off so well as a legacy spouse! I guess the kookiness really does rub off.

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Uhm, Kim? I Don’t think you need to use quite that much powder.

Kim: What do you know about changing diapers? This is just enough!

Poor Natalie, please don’t choke and die.

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Ben: AARGH! Why does she have to sleep in MY room?!

Because you are her dad and we don’t have a nursery right now.

1 - mckenna pedro breakup

I interrupt our programming for some important announcements! Mckenna and Pedro have broken up.

2 - tasha networking

Tasha is “networking” with the locals, starting with my simself’s husband’s brother.

5 - stalker mckenna

And Mckenna turned into a stalker! I wonder what she sees in Pedro.

7 - lee babies

Lee is having babies! Or maybe just one baby. It would be sweet if townies had multiples, but so far that hasn’t happened yet.

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Chris: Ah! No fair! How’d you do that?

Kenneth: Years of practice boy! Hahaha!

And now back to our show.

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I don’t like the look on your face. It’s a little scary.

Kim: Well that was rude. I just have a brilliant plan, that’s all.

Riiiiiiight…

4 - woohoo wish

AH HELLZ NAW!!

Kim: But it’s perfect! The aliens visit all the time!

Yah, GIRL aliens! I thought you liked boys.

Kim: I do, you know that. But there are male aliens, we’ve seen a couple around.

So you want to purposefully attract aliens so one can be your baby daddy?

Kim: Basically!

Save me now.

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Are you sure about this?

Kim: Absolutely! I read somewhere that space rocks in your yard will attract them. Hopefully one will actually come visit instead of just trying to abduct us.

*Sigh* Hopefully.

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Kim: Here’s a beauty! I’m going to have the best space rock garden ever!

Space rock… garden? I knew you were insane but come on! You’re nuts!

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What’cha doing?

Kenneth: Contemplating the meaning of life.

In the snow?

Kenneth: Yep.

Maybe you should go inside.

Kenneth: Nope.

😑

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Kim, explain to me again why we need space rocks when the aliens ALREADY VISIT EVERY FRICKIN’ NIGHT!

Kim: It’s makes me feel better.

Oh is that all.

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Kenneth! NO! Just stay here and you’ll be fine.

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I SAID STAY HERE! GAWD! Why don’t they listen to me?!

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Kenneth: But the lights… I can’t help it…

See what you’ve done Kim?! I blame this one on you!

Kim: They would have come anyway.

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Maybe the Kooks are taken to a really nice place and have a great time! Maybe they just want us to THINK the aliens do terrible things to them.

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Kenneth: Welp, until next time. I mean… AHH! Get away from me you horrible creature!

I knew it! You take the men to a tropical paradise on the other side of the world and lay on a beach sipping mimosas!

Ghoel (aka the alien): It’s hard to perform surgery on a sand beach, but you’re not far off. πŸ˜‰

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Poor Ben has resorted to sleeping on the floor since his bedroom is the temporary nursery right now. I’m sorry buddy.

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Kim: I want to throw a party.

Okay, then throw a party.

Kim: Well maybe I will!

Then maybe you should!

Kim: FINE! I WILL!

GOOD! Wait, how did this turn into a fight? It’s Snowflake Day! Throw a gift giving party!

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Kim: *on phone* Hey! I’m throwing a HUGE party! Only family and simselves are welcome. Bye!

Who do you talk to on the phone when you throw a party?

Kim: Um, a party throwing service. Duh!

Like I should have known!

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Yay! Let the party begin! Wait, who’s the ghost and the blonde chick? I dislike party crashers.

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Michelle: *Yawn* This is a great party! (Not)

Give it a chance… me! Gosh!

Blonde Chick: Boo! Ben sucks!

Tasha: Boo! Mckenna sucks! She stole my boyfriend!

Okay, Tasha has a reason to boo Mckenna, but the blonde chick a) you weren’t invited so go home, and b) YOU WEREN’T INVITED SO GO HOME! And take your ghost lover boy with you!

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Hi Mckenna, hi Sean!

Ben: What about me?

I see you all the time!

Ben: 😦

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Tasha: This is such a nice house!

Ryan: You’re nice yourself! (Person Person Plus)

Sun Young: I wanted to sit there!

Kenneth: Find another seat dear.

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Kenneth: I wanted to sit here!

There are tons of places to sit! They were there first!

Ghost Boy: Where’s that Michelle girl… I want to sit beside her.

Ew. No. And don’t float through my walls!

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Now that everyone’s seated we can begin! With heart farting each other apparently.

8 - michelle simself likes ben 9 - tasha simself likes ben 10 - sean simself likes ben 11 - lee likes sun12 - ami likes ben

See what I mean? By the way, Lee and Ami showed up super late, basically after everyone else had already left. Good job guys.

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Kim: Ugh! Who let a ghost in here?!

Great. Now Kim can’t open gifts because her reaction to ghost boy, or rather old man, cancelled her action queue.

Ghost Boy: You’re welcome!

Also, that’s not Emil, it’s his roommate/best friend that I forget the name of. But I’m sure he’s here keeping tabs on Tasha for Emil. Creepers.

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Kim: That was fun. Thanks for the gifts! Now everyone go home.

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Honestly it was a pretty uneventful party. Which was nice in a way.

Kim: Doesn’t Natalie get a present? I even brought her down to join the fun!

She’ll probably have more fun when she’s older.

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Eventually we got down to just the main family. And they were still opening gifts!

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Oh yah, that’s when Lee showed up.

Lee: Hey guys! Sorry I’m late. The missus wanted me to run to the store, don’t even ask about the food she wanted me to buy! Haha!

Yah, uh, we don’t care.

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I interrupt our Snowflake Day party for a birthday announcement! Natalie is becoming a child toddler! (See that EA? That’s the next logical step after infant. Fix Sims 4 and get it right!) Now who said that? πŸ˜‰

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Now let’s see how Kim handles teaching life skills. πŸ™‚

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Let’s have two more birthdays while we’re at it! Also, this is when Ami decided the party was still going and showed up. She missed the presents though. Side note: It is so HARD to take pictures of twin birthdays when they age up on their own.

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Yay! Ryan did well in school, just not for long enough to get on the honour roll. So he rolled Cat Person. I have a feeling Mckenna wont be the only one building a cat army, however, Ryan will probably just take pictures of all his cats and make calendars or something.

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Chris also just squeaked a good grade! I think they resorted to doing homework since the laptop has been broken for a bit. And actually going to school every day helps too. Good job boys! And Chris rolled Party Animal. That’s a new one. But I’m not really sure where he’ll find parties in such a small town.

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Here’s Natalie! She has slightly lighter skin than Mckenna but she is just adorable. Also, I need to find some different toddler hair, I’m running out of options.

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Here’s Ryan! He’s quite the looker even with a slightly large nose. He did grow into his looks a bit though so I’m happy for him.

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And last but not least is Chris! Another handsome boy, and I think he suits the larger nose more than Ryan.

18 - ryan ltw

So as I was trying to get everyone through the mirrors and dressers for makeovers Ryan’s LTW choices popped up! I just selected it at random to be honest. But Chris’ never showed up.

19 - chris ltw

I guess he chose his own LTW because I never locked this in. But whatever floats his boat I guess. Now that the twins are young adults we can send them out into the world! Good bye boys!

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I said… Good Bye Boys!

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Would you move out already!?

Kim: I don’t think they want to leave. I can’t even talk to them.

Well they’re not going to get stuck here. *reset sim* Poof! Like magic they vanished and showed up on a lovely lot in town. That’s all for now!

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SCORECARD

-10 Dog sitter (2)
-20 Fire (4)
-70 Self urination (14)
-120 Passing out (24)
+40 Birth (8)
+10 Twin Birth (1)
+30 Skill Challenge (6)
+20 Honour Roll (4)
+40 Max Skill (4)
+80 Completed LTW (2)
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0 Total Points

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Chapter 3.1

Welcome to the start of Generation Three! I can’t wait to see what generation three gets up to so lets get started!

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Dear Watcher! What in the world are you wearing Kim?

Kim: Hey Voice! This is my new grown-up outfit. You like it?

Uhm, well honestly no, I don’t.

Kim: Well whatever, I’m keeping it.

So… you’re not freaked out about a disembodied voice only you, your dad, and your grandpa can hear?

Kim: Uh, no. Why would I be? Dad and Gramps talk about you ALL the time. Anyway, I’m really upset about Dusty and all so I’m going to go over here…

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Kim: Hey Pierre! How about we get this show on the road!

I gave Pierre a makeover since the overalls and long hair just wasn’t doing it for me.

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Pierre: Whoa! What are you – ?

Kim: Kiss me, my love!

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Pierre: Hold on! I JUST aged up and I so did you and I think we should just mingle a bit, ya know?

Kim: Mingle?

Pierre: Ya! Mingle, get to know other people! It’s not like we’re dating!

Kim: Mingle… hmmm…

Uh oh, Pierre poked the beast…

Pierre: Yes, and besides, what are you wearing anyway?

I can see this is going well.

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So Kimmy, how should we tackle this one? Pierre seems to like you but wants to explore his options.

Kim: First of all, it’s not “Kimmy”, I’m Kim.

Ok then, I’m sorry.

Kim: Secondly, I am going to eat my hamburger, pretend my heart isn’t broken, and take my revenge!

Sweetie, I think revenge is going a little far…

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Kenneth: …and so I hit the computer with the mouse, it’s fixed it in the past, but this time the whole thing just blew up!

Pierre: Interesting… (is everyone in this family crazy?!)

At least you’re keeping him around, but do me a favour Kenneth, tone down the crazy…

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Kim: Ugh! Gosh! Why are you over there! I can’t get to him!

What? How is this my fault?!

Kim: Because I need someone to blame! Why can’t I talk to him?! Pierre? PIERRE?! OVER HERE DARLING!

Pierre: Maybe if I ignore her long enough she’ll leave me alone…

Oh boy.

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Kim: Hey Pierre, how are you? I’m sorry about before. Birthday excitement, you know?

Kenneth: Poor Dusty, he was such a good dog!

Pierre: No worries, I’m sorry too. I said some harsh things. (Maybe if I play along she’ll let me leave!)

80 - kim not attracted to crush pierre

WHAT?! You don’t even find him attractive? What are his traits? Is it his personality you love?

Kim: I don’t know his traits any more than you do.

THEN WHY ARE YOU ROMANTICALLY INTERESTED IN HIM?!

Kim: Gosh, there’s no need to yell! It was prom, dim lighting, romantic setting, he danced with me all night.

So what you’re saying is now that it’s the ‘morning after’ he’s not your type?

Kim: Yup! Basically!

*sigh* Well, you may as well cut him loose.

Kim: I plan to…

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Kim: So Pierre, honey, I WAS going to make you my legacy spouse, but considering you want to ‘mingle’ I don’t think it’s going to work for me. So, you know, GET OUT OF MY HOUSE AND NEVER RETURN!

Wow Kim, you’re scary.

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Pierre: Well… I… you know what?! Maybe I don’t want to BE a legacy spouse! Ya! There!

What, are we in 5th grade?

Kim: Why are you yelling at me?! If you don’t want to be a legacy spouse then you should be HAPPY you MORON!

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Pierre: Ugh. I have to go before I’m infected with kookiness.

Kim: That’s probably a good idea.

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Pierre: Ok, well this isn’t awkward at all. Bye.

Kim: Thank you for visiting Chateau de Kook, I hope you enjoyed your stay!

Pierre: Right… I’m leaving, like, now!

Poor Pierre, and he had such good gene potential too.

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So, I was tempted to keep the bad-ass black leather and belts look… BUT no. Just no. So Kim and I agreed on this outfit instead!

Kim: I’ll admit, I do suit pink! And I LOVE the necklace.

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Kim: Ew. Like really? Does no one clean around here?!

Well, the short answer would be: no.

Kim: And the long answer?

*Sigh* Kenneth was too involved in completing his lifetime wish before you took over as torch holder so he didn’t have time to upgrade the appliances to be self-cleaning. And everyone else in the house apparently doesn’t care about using disgustingly gross bathrooms.

Kim: Well then, it’s a good thing I’m Wonder Woman!

… I don’t know what that means…

Kim: That’s ok, it’s for me to know and you to find out. πŸ™‚

I would like it known that Kim scares me a little… just because I don’t know what she’s going to do next…

81 - Jennika strings chris along

Meanwhile, Jennika strings Chris along. She’s dating another guy but does that stop her from called Chris all the time? Nope.

82 - Erin strings ryan along

Erin, the girl Ryan is head-over-heels for from prom, asked Ryan to go on a date! He said yes, of course.

83 - Erin dates another guy

Then this little tidbit came my way. It popped up moments after Ryan accepted the date and was on his way to meet her. Thanks Story Progression.

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At least he seems to be having fun on his date. He even dressed up all nice for her and everything. I hope she’s worth it Ryan.

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What’cha doing Ben?

Ben: Don’t you have a new TH to go bother?

Well, actually, there’s not much for me to do since SOMEONE already tells all the family about the magical Voice.

Ben: I never said you were ‘magical’.

AH-HA! So you DO talk about me!

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Ben: See this dummy, I’m pretending it’s you. HIGH KICK TO THE FACE!

O.O After everything I have done for you…

Ben: OW! I think I pulled my back!

Go sit down before you actually do hurt yourself!

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Um, Ryan, where are you right now? KIM! Call your brother home!

Ryan: Maybe I should head home. But it’s so cold out there and Erin stole my clothes…

Poor Ryan.

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I’m a little worried about Chris… he seems to enjoy being creepy…

Kim: What’s wrong with being creepy? I can be creepy.

No, that’s ok, you don’t have to be creepy.

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Ben: Dusty! My only true companion and friend! I will join you soon!

Don’t say that!! What happened to the Immortal Ben who was immune to electricity and couldn’t die to save his life?!

Ben: That was before my best friend in the entire world was taken from me! I will get my revenge on you Grimm!

Ben, dear, it’s not Grimm’s fault. Don’t shoot the messenger.

84 - Ben alien preggers again

So… remember how last chapter Ben was the last one to be abducted? Yah… we have another alien baby on the way…

Ben: I’ve decided that each new generation I will give birth to an alien and SOMEDAY this legacy will again be MINE!!! Mwahahahaha!

Right… I think you’ve have enough kids Ben. THIS IS YOUR LAST ONE!

85 - kim cant make up her mind

So, I guess you feel a bit bad about being so mean to Pierre?

Kim: I was a little mean, but he deserved it! I just, you know, he seemed like a nice guy.

Ah, your feelings for him are real!

Kim: No! I just don’t know many guys and I know I have to have at least two kids so…

So what? Don’t settle! You’re young still! Give it time!

86 - kim friend wish with pierre gone

Uhm, where did your wish go?

Kim: What wish?

The wish to be friends again with Pierre!

Kim: Who’s Pierre?

o.O What? *Looks through relationship panel, no Pierre. Searches town frantically, no Pierre. Comes to the conclusion the game deleted Pierre for being ‘homeless’.* Hmmm… I guess that solves that problem…

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Kim: Ok, this is really disgusting.

Like I said, no one cares about living in a messy environment. You shall all suffer death by fly. XD No wait… that’s a bad thing.

Kim: I’m going to hire a maid… no, a live-in butler!

I don’t know if that’s allowed.

Kim: What do you mean ‘not allowed’? Why wouldn’t it be allowed?! I demand to speak to the person in charge!!

Whoa! Calm down! I will see if you can have a live-in butler.

Kim: He will be my man-servant. And he will be beautiful. And his name will be Dimitri. It has been decided.

Oh it has, has it?

Kim: *gives me a death glare*

And so it has been decided… apparently. *Shivers*

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First you’re in your winter coat, now you’re in your bathing suit. I believe you do more wardrobe changes in a day than Ben!

Kim: What is this gross green mist? Ew. I think something died in our fridge.

Sun Young: Would you move already! I’m trying to get some breakfast here!

Kenneth: Dear, can you decide what to eat a little quicker? Your mother is having a fit.

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Kim: Ha! Like I was decided what to eat. I was deciding what to wear! I have to clean in style!

At least she has pretty clothes, you can’t deny she looks good.

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Kim: Now that I’m the head of the household I’ve decided we are going to get a man-servant. However! Until a suitable sim is found that meets my requirements I am putting you in charge of cleaning up all the trash in this house Mother.

Sun Young: Who are you and what did you do with my daughter?

Kim: I want this place cleaned top to bottom! Father, gather the boys, there is plumbing that needs to be fixed.

Kenneth: Good luck with that sweetie, my plumber days are over.

Kim: But – I’m in charge now!

Yah, it doesn’t work like that hun. Either you clean the mess yourself or let it sit until someone else gets around to doing it eventually. But I will see if you can have a butler, or at the very least a maid.

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It’s time to graduate! Confetti everywhere!

Kim: I am not amused. Someone better clean this up.

Don’t worry about it, confetti is the one thing that cleans itself up. Now hurry! Off to graduation!

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And so the family heads to Kim’s graduation with heavy hearts since the passing of dear old Dusty is still fresh in their minds. Also, Chris is about to starve and Ryan is about to pass out. Fun times.

88 - Lee likes Felicia

Since graduation takes forever how about some updates! Lee has found a love interest. At least she is relatively young.

89 - my simself still in love

My simself is still going strong with lover-boy. No more kids yet but they seem happy.

90 - Lee dates Felicia

Yay! Frankie and Felicia are now dating! Will there be babies soon?

91 - kim graduation

“Most Likely to Offend Others”… ha, haha, hahahahahaaha. Maybe not intentionally, but she does have more screws loose than the rest of the family.

Kim: I heard that!

It’s not like it’s a secret!

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Kim: Oh Dusty! How I wish you could have celebrated this day with me!

If I got you another puppy would that make you happy?

Kim: How could you say such a thing?! There will never be a replacement for Dusty!

Sorry! I was just asking!

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Kim: Welp, that was fun, time to go home!

I don’t think the rest of the family is following you…

Kim: Whatever. I’m going home, they can find their own way back.

Nice girl!

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Ryan…. no… Ryan!!! Don’t you dare!

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And we were starting to do so well. (-5 points)

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Hey Sam! Hey Ami! You missed all the fun.

Kenneth: Dusty… *cries*

Ryan: Where did everyone go? And which way is home? Mom? Dad?

I’m sure they’ll make it home eventually. Until next time everyone!

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SCORECARD

-10 Dog sitter (2)
-20 Fire (4)
-70 Self urination (14)
-120 Passing out (24)
+35 Birth (7)
+10 Twin Birth (1)
+30 Skill Challenge (6)
+15 Honour Roll (3)
+40 Max Skill (4)
+80 Completed LTW (2)
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-10 Total Points

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Chapter 2.18

So, who’s asking the question: who are the Kooks again? Remember that kooky family, founded by that crazy old man, that just moved to Aurora Skies? Well, they’re finally back! Let’s jump right into the chaos!

ScreenshotAs usual, Ben is being weird, sitting alone in a bathroom contemplating the meaning of life… or something.

Ben: Actually, I forgot what I was doing. I thought sitting down might help.

Poor Ben, he’s finally loosing it in his ancientness.

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Screenshot-4Sun Young: Well hello handsome! You. Me. Together. How does that sound?

Ben: Oh yah, I can still catch the ladies. πŸ˜€

Lee: Tots uncool, sista. (person minus minus)

I agree with Lee! What the hell are you doing Sun?!

Screenshot-5Sun Young: I totally wanna hold your hand.

Ok! Just stop! I am SO glad Kenneth wandered off somewhere and isn’t around right now. Shame on you two!

Lee: All my morals are being tested right now.

Walk away Lee! Save yourself from this madness!

Screenshot-6Kim: I love this new house! I have so many plans for it when I’m head of the family!

Lee: Too bad your mother is a home-wreaker.

Kim: What was that? I too busy daydreaming of paint colours.

(Side note: If you didn’t already guess Kim is heir! But shhh! You didn’t hear it from me. πŸ˜‰ )

Screenshot-7 Screenshot-8 Screenshot-9I thought this was so cute how Ben tucked him in and gave him a goodnight kiss! Also, doesn’t it bother anyone that Ben walks around half-naked all the time? For some reason he just LOVES his swimwear…

Screenshot-10Hiya Kenneth! GladΒ  I finally found you!

Kenneth: I swear, once I find out who’s breaking the toilets all the time I’m kicking them out of the house!

Riiiight… no you’re not.

Screenshot-11Dear Watcher, child! Take a bath once in a while!

Ben: So you see, Chris. That’s how you get the shower to make hot water to bath in, but not so hot to burn you!

Chris: Gee Gramps! That’s mighty helpful!

Yah, I have no clue either. Moving on.

Screenshot-13Lee: *gasp* A girl actually messaged me back! Think Lee, think! Say something cool! <Yo, do you like spaceships? We could totally take a ride on mine!>

Wow, Lee. Just wow.

Lee: Awe, she blocked me. 😦

I wonder why! :/

Screenshot-14Dusty is being creepy again and sleeping with his eyes open. Also, the only other purpose of this picture is to confirm Dusty is still alive. I wonder who will go first, Ben or Dusty. Is that wrong of me to wonder?!

Screenshot-15THE ALIENS HAVE FOUND US! We’re doooooooooomed! Actually, funny fact, there have been no alien abductions since Cindy passed away. Interesting.

Screenshot-16I see you peeping in our windows! Keep moving creeper!

Screenshot-18She made her way to the back of the house to scan a bush and the Gnome-puppy, then she promptly left. Alrighty then.

Screenshot-20Ryan: So, are you ever going to shower again?

Chris: Nope.

Ryan: We’re no longer twins.

I love how Ryan looks like a neat freak and Chris looks like a slob! Bahahaha.

Screenshot-23Kim: Gosh mother, put some clothes on. You’re supposed to be the sane one around here.

Sun Young: I fear the insanity has rubbed off on me.

Dusty: Hey, does someone want to make me some food? No? D:

Screenshot-24Poor Kenneth, the forever maid of the household. Until Kim takes over at least!

Kenneth: That day can’t come soon enough!

It can wait until you’re done your lifetime wish! Get working out! The laundry can clean itself up! (I wish)

Screenshot-25Dusty: I get all the ladies, just like Master Ben!

Yes, everyone loves you Dusty! Man, he’s looking so old!

Screenshot-26So I got some sort of pop-up about Ryan, don’t ask me what it said, all I read was ‘Ryan Kook’. Anyway, I went looking for him and guess what. He’s at school, but he decided that chilling on a bench on the school property was a way better use of his time than attending class. *facepalm*

Screenshot-27So what were you saying about kicking out the one who breaks toilets?

Kenneth: Gah! I HATE MY LIFE!

Calm down! It’s just a toilet! Go workout or something.

Screenshot-28After school Lee wandered off to a random park and started chatting with someone on a non-rendering cell phone. Is anyone else creeped out by the billboard behind him?

Screenshot-29Chris went over to a ‘friends’ house but when he arrived there were no children to be found! Just these two creepy guys who I swear had bad intentions! Stop looking at Chris like that you creep! What is wrong with my game?!

2 - Chris is inappropriateOh! Chris is behaving inappropriately?! I believe YOU sir are the inappropriate one, leering at a child. Seriously, my game is full of creeps. -.-

Screenshot-30Honestly, how do you all keep breaking the toilets?! First upgrade of the new generation: better plumbing.

Screenshot-31Since Kim will probably wear something dumb to prom here’s her formal wear. Personally I love the colour on her!

Screenshot-32Kenneth went to the local gym since he was getting stir crazy. They also don’t have exercise machines at the house anymore since there were no rooms left over for a home gym.

Screenshot-33And look who we saw at the gym! Hi Tasha!

Time for a SimSelf update!

1 - simself tasha dating emilTasha decided to go steady with ghost-boy Emil! (Silently prays for ghost babies.)

3 - simself michelle new flirtMy SimSelf is second to get a love interest! And he even looks kinda cute.

5 - simself sam gets a catSam decides to get a cat named Nova. Apparently Nova doesn’t like to render properly. I’ve been having a problem with that lately.

7 - simself michelle really likes stefanAnd my SimSelf REALLY sees something in this Stefan guy! For some reason I’m not getting very many updates about the SimSelves. Hopefully as I play more they’ll get up to more mischief. πŸ™‚

Screenshot-34Ryan & Chris: Can we have a bedtime story?

Kim: Wait, which one of you spoke first? I can only read one at a time! Ryan, go get a book. Chris, don’t pout so much, your face will freeze like that.

Gee, nice sister. πŸ˜›

Screenshot-35Mckenna: I’m so excited! *evil laughing and cheering*

Kenneth: Can a man read in peace for once?!

Screenshot-36 Screenshot-37It’s Mckenna’s YA birthday! Go birthday sparkles!

8 - Mckenna age upOh great, she’s a cat person now. I bet she’ll have a cat by next chapter. πŸ˜›

Screenshot-38Oh honey, we need to fix your wardrobe. I’ll see to that in a minute.

9 - Mckenna LTWThis is PERFECT! Who better to be the Emperor of Evil than an Evil Cat Person?! Mckenna will have a ninja cat army in no time! XD

Screenshot-46Here she is in all her evil, cat loving glory! I really like her skin tone and hair colour combo. Oh well, we’ll creep on her sometimes and see what she gets up to. But first…

TWIN BIRTHDAY SPAM!! …aaaaand go!

Screenshot-39 Screenshot-40 Screenshot-41 Screenshot-42 Screenshot-43 Screenshot-4410 - Chris age upChris gets Equestrian to go with Insane, Brave, and Disciplined. At least it’s a little different than Kenneth’s traits now.

11 - Ryan age upRyan gets Disciplined to go with Insane, Easily Impressed, and Photographer’s Eye. Those are some oddly paired traits.

Screenshot-48HOLY FREAKING NOSE, BATMAN!! I have no clue where that honker came from. Thank you readers for not choosing Chris as heir! Whew! That would take generations to breed out. XD

Screenshot-49Again with the huge nose! But Ryan also got some unfortunate eyebrow genes. I spent 10 minutes testing out eyebrows and this was the best I could do. They’re kind of at a weird angle so nothing really looks right. Again, thank you readers for not choosing Ryan as heir either! Maybe Chris and Ryan are just in an awkward teenage stage and will grow into their looks a bit more as adults.

Screenshot-50Mckenna: Hey! I’m getting kick out now that I’m a Young Adult! Wanna give me a ride?

Screenshot-51And so Mckenna flees from the family home, never to return!

Thanks for reading! See you next time for more kookiness!

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Chapter 2.17

Welcome back to Insanity Family! It’s been a little while, so to recap the family moved to Aurora Skies and now have a wonderfully big house to live in! Let’s see how they like their new home.

Screenshot-79So, what do you think of the new place guys?

Kenneth: I see some old family photos made it up on the wall. How could you let me look so dorky back then?

You didn’t look dorky! Ok well in that picture you do since it’s fall and you were in a snow suit, but that’s your own fault!

Ben: For what it’s worth son, I think you still look dorky.

Kenneth: Wow, thanks dad!

Screenshot-81Ben: It’s a masterpiece! I am a legend in the art community!

My personal favourite is the dog getting coffee behind you. XD

Ben: That one is alright. But this one! My self portrait is magnificent!

That’s you?! o.O

Ben: Yes, why do you sound so shocked?

Oh, no reason…

Screenshot-82Who- what- how- ??? HUH?!? I got rid of those things!!! Grrrrrr…

Screenshot-83Since everything is brand new Kenneth gets the pleasure of upgrading everything again!

Kenneth: Can’t someone help me? There are 3 full bathrooms and a kitchen to upgrade. Not to mention the TV and fireplace if you want to get all fancy. PLUS I’m not even close to finishing my LTW!

If you can find a way to get Ben off his lazy but and do some upgrading then by all means do so. As for me, I can’t make him do anything.

Screenshot-84Oh look. Someone is setting booby traps. I wonder who it could be…

22 - kim in trouble 23 - mischief makerKim! I expected better from you young lady! I guess teens will be teens though.

Screenshot-86Mckenna: Ha! Take that!

Lee: Stop it! My controller isn’t working!

Mckenna: No, you just suck.

Awe, sibling bonding.

Screenshot-89We’ve got visitors! The sim with the long blonde hair is a dude FYI. And I think Chris is asking for a bedtime story…

Screenshot-90Ryan: Servant! Bring me my supper!

Da King is in da house! I’m glad they can entertain themselves since I didn’t give them any toys what-so-ever.

Screenshot-91Think ya got enough toothpaste there Kim? She’s so cute.

Screenshot-93You’d think a wrench would be better suited to upgrading a toilet.

Kenneth: Well excuse me. Would YOU like to do this then?

…Uh, no.

Kenneth: Well then let me work!

Screenshot-95Ben: Now how does this work… I just press here and… I’M A NERD!

Great, Ben has found the joy that is video games.

Screenshot-98Chess on the computer is cool and all…

Screenshot-99So remind me again why I bought an actual chess table for you guys? Sadly it sits unused.

Screenshot-100Sun Young: Oh, that looks like such a cute game! Can I try?

Ben: No! Mine!

Be nice Ben! Gosh, he sounds like me and my games. XD

Lee: I brush my teeth for a nice healthy smile. πŸ˜€

Sun Young: That’s nice dear… (person person plus)

Screenshot-102The Kooks have a barbeque! Prepare for delicious gourmet grilled meats!

Screenshot-104So Kenneth, you’ve got a nice big house full of life and family, a new town to explore, and your kids are almost all grown up! Time flies, eh?

Kenneth: It really does. It’s peaceful here, a great place to spend my final days.

O.O No! You still have a lot of days left so don’t even talk about that! Gawd, you don’t even have an eligible heir until the kids are Young Adults so don’t you go thinking about passing away yet!

Screenshot-105 Screenshot-107The nightly routine of bedtime stories continues. I’ll be so happy once the twins age up.

Screenshot-112Now what are you up to?

Screenshot-113Lee: I should take up boxing. Yah, then I’ll be super cool!

Screenshot-114Mckenna: RAWR!

Lee: I’d be so buff and strong… boxing is sweet.

Screenshot-115Mckenna: Hey Lee! I heard you had a girlfriend!

Lee: EEP! Wha-! Where did you hear that?!

Mckenna: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! GOT YA!

Screenshot-117Lee: You’re mean Mckenna, I though maybe you actually knew someone who liked me. (person person minus)

Mckenna: You are such a dork. Here’s a bright idea, don’t be such a dork and you might find a girl someday. (person person minus)

Screenshot-118In the dead of the night a wild Cindy appears! Go, Pikachu!

Screenshot-120Mckenna: Maybe grandpa wont be using the TV. Why do ghosts even need the internet anyway?

Cindy: Let’s see… who else is buried in this town… Oh! He seems like an interesting fella!

Screenshot-121Awe! Dusty is being cute and creepy at the same time! For some reason he sleeps with his eyes open ALL THE TIME. He must be keeping an eye on the fireplace and making sure the family doesn’t burn in their sleep.

Screenshot-122First day of school in the new town! At least they aren’t wearing snow suits.

Now should be a good time to introduce the Simselves I have running around Aurora Skies.

ScreenshotThis is Michelle Lynne, my Simself! I’m Friendly and Family-Oriented, but I can be a little Shy at times. I’m also a Natural Cook and a bit of a Couch Potato. I enjoy Country music, I love Tri-Tip Steak, and my favourite colour is Irish Green. I’m also an Aquarius.

Screenshot-4This is Ami Simself, the Simself of Earthqueenami (writer of the Kanto Legacy). Ami is a Genius but a bit of a Loner. She’s a Hopeless Romantic and a Cat Person at heart but can also be a little Clumsy. She enjoys Dark Wave music, she loves Mac and Cheese, and her favourite colour is Purple. She’s also a Scorpio.

Screenshot-3This is Tasha Sim, the Simself of Frozenorangejuic (writer of Love is a Riddle among other legacies). Tasha is a Night Owl who Hates the Outdoors and is a Heavy Sleeper. She can be Childish at times but she’s a total Bookworm. She also enjoys Dark Wave music, loves Spaghetti, and like me her favourite colour is Irish Green. Tasha’s zodiac sign is Pisces.

Screenshot-6This is Sean Parodi, the Simself of Cyazurai (writer of What Are You Even Doing?). Sean is Family-Oriented but a bit of a Loner. And even though she’s Clumsy and a Coward, at heart she’s a Hopeless Romantic. She listens to Country music, loves Key Lime Pie, and her favourite colour is Turquoise. Sean is also a Pisces.

Screenshot-8This is SamΒ  Winterwolf, the Simself of Gryffindork7 (writer of The Dysfunkshinul Legacy) and she hold the honour of being the only supernatural Simself in my game so far! Sam is Artistic and a Perfectionist but she can be a bit Neurotic. She’s a total Cat Person and can also be a little Socially Awkward. Sam enjoys Country music, loves Cookies, and her favourite colour is Purple. Like me, Sam is a fellow Aquarius.

Time to see what our Simselves get up to!

24 - simself michelle new jobMy Simself decided to get a job as a Professional Diver… not my first career choice but I can deal. I wonder how well the diving self employment is around Aurora Skies, or anywhere that isn’t Isla Paradiso for that matter.

25 - simself ami new jobNext up is Ami who decided on a career as a Private Investigator! At least she’s guaranteed to make some money every week, and apparently she got a spiffy new coat. πŸ˜€

26 - simself tasha new jobTasha decided to be on the other side of the law in this town. XD

27 - simself sean new jobAnd Sean became her partner in crime! I’m excited to see how this plays out.

28 - simself sam new jobAnd last but not least, Sam is now a Professional Photographer! Will she catch the crime duo on camera for P.I. Ami? Bwahahahaha!

29 - simself tasha datingAnd here’s one last update for the end of the chapter, Tasha is the first Simself to have a romantic interest! I’d be interested in hearing the story of how they met seeing as how he’s a ghost and all.

Well that’s it for this chapter! If you want to see your Simself in Insanity Family just leave me a comment below with a link! See you again soon for more kooky shenanigans!

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SCORECARD

-10 Dog sitter (2)
-20 Fire (4)
-65 Self urination (13)
-110 Passing out (22)
+35 Birth (7)
+10 Twin Birth (1)
+30 Skill Challenge (6)
+15 Honour Roll (3)
+20 Max Skill (2)
+40 Completed LTW (1)
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-55 Total Points

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Chapter 2.16

Hey look! It’s another chapter of the Kooks! And guess what’s finally happening?

21 - moving dayThat’s right, it’s time to move! Pack your bags, it’s off to Aurora Skies.

Screenshot-46Kenneth: *on phone* Hi, I’d like a taxi to the edge of town please. *pause* No, one should be fine. *pause* Great! Thanks!

You sure one taxi will do it?

Kenneth: Of course! We’re just going to the edge of town. Strap dad to the roof, put the twins in the trunk…

Horrible parent of the year award goes to…

Screenshot-49And so the family piles into one taxi and says goodbye to their old home.

*Allow for sufficient moving time to pass*

Screenshot-50Welcome to Aurora Skies gang! This is their new house. It’s a pre-made house in Aurora Skies because I was too lazy to build a new one but there is no furniture so I did have to decorate.

Screenshot-51Are you ready for the tour?

Kenneth: I’m ready!

Then let’s get to it!

Screenshot-52Upon entering the house via the front door you are welcomed into a spacious hall featuring a grand staircase leading to the second floor.

Screenshot-53To the left of the hall staircase are three doors. Let’s open door number one!

Screenshot-55Door number one reveals a cozy living room. In here the family can relax while watching TV or playing video games and chilling with the cat.

Screenshot-56Door number two is a bathroom/laundry room combination. I didn’t feel like changing walls to accommodate a separate laundry room.

Screenshot-57Behind door number three we see the main bedroom. This is where Kenneth and Sun Young will be sleeping. It’s a spacious room and can accommodate any type of furnishing so it might change once a new TH takes over. We’ll see.

Screenshot-58Moving around behind the central staircase there is a door leading out to the backyard. The family also set up a little memorial table for Cindy and her remains.

Screenshot-59It’s a nice little memorial table with some plants and a couple old family pictures. Eventually a little graveyard will be built on the family property once there are more graves. And yes Cindy will be in a puddle.

Screenshot-61To the right of the central staircase, from the front of the house, there are two more doors.

Screenshot-60The open archway leads to a spacious kitchen and dinning room. A great place for family meals and entertaining guests.

Screenshot-62Behind the closed door is another relaxing sitting room complete with a fireplace. Here the family can curl up with a good book on cold winter nights in front of the warm fire and hang out with the dog.

Screenshot-63Going upstairs, we have more hall space. To the left are *gasp* three more doors!

Screenshot-64Door number one leads to the twins’ bedroom. When the next TH takes over it will eventually become the nursery since it’s one of the bigger bedrooms of the house and will hold a few cribs nicely. (No spoilers here, nope! None whatsoever!)

Screenshot-65Another bathroom is behind door number two. You can never have too many bathrooms in an ISBI.

Screenshot-66A spacious study is behind the third door, complete with a chess table since everyone in the family wished for one. A living room, a sitting room, and a study. Think there are enough places for the family to relax?

Screenshot-68To the right of the staircase there are two more doors and then that’s it for doors, I promise!

Screenshot-69Another lovely bedroom, this one is Ben’s for now. Once the new TH takes over this will become the main bedroom for the TH and their spouse.

Screenshot-70And here’s the last bedroom! For now it belongs to Kim but eventually it will be Kenneth’s room along with Sun Young (and Ben depending on how long he’ll continue to live, he’s getting pretty ancient now.) Also, I lied, there’s one more door.

Screenshot-71This is the only bathroom connected to a bedroom. I figured it would be best for the old folks once the family does a bedroom swap when the next TH takes over. Mckenna and Lee don’t get bedrooms because they don’t need beds. Once they aged up to teen their energy bar was replaced with brain power which they can recharge anywhere. So it saves on space and money to just not have separate beds for them.

Screenshot-72The backyard is the last place we’ll explore! We have a nice barbeque and a little eating area for family gatherings in the summer.

Screenshot-73As Kenneth has yet to complete his LTW a little training area is outside as well. He will train day and night, rain or shine!

Kenneth: No I wont! I have a family to look after.

They can look after themselves. You need to complete your LTW! Don’t you want your dreams to come true?

Kenneth: Well that would involve not having your voice in my head ever again so…

:O Rude!

Screenshot-74Let’s finish up the tour and ignoring Kenneth’s rudeness. Again, almost the entire family wished for a telescope as well so I gave in to their demands. See how nice I am Kenneth!

Kenneth: Fiiiiine! I’m sorry, alright? I guess I’m am glad you set up my martial arts stuff.

See, I only have the family’s best interests at heart.

Screenshot-75And one last peaceful scene. A cozy fire-pit looking out over the mountain range. The backyard is pretty big so I’m tempted to include a pool later as well. However, at this point the family was pretty low on funds and since they’re all lazy bums and don’t work they had to keep some money aside for bills.

Screenshot-76 Screenshot-77 Screenshot-78Let’s end the tour with some Ben’s old drawings that I found while clearing out inventories! Ben drew these while attending Sims University all those sim days ago. They are hanging on display in the twins room for now.

Hope you enjoyed the new house! It was a bit of a short chapter but I wanted to get the house introduction out of the way. Now it’s time to start preparing for the next TH! Don’t forget to vote here!

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SCORECARD

-10 Dog sitter (2)
-20 Fire (4)
-65 Self urination (13)
-110 Passing out (22)
+35 Birth (7)
+10 Twin Birth (1)
+30 Skill Challenge (6)
+15 Honour Roll (3)
+20 Max Skill (2)
+40 Completed LTW (1)
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-55 Total Points

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Generation Two Torch Holder Vote

It’s that time again! Welcome the the second generation Torch Holder vote! Once an eligible heir reaches the Young Adult stage the votes will be counted and the next torch holder will be announced! Who will you vote for?

Kimberly Heir VoteRyan Heir VoteChristopher Heir Vote

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Chapter 2.15

What’s this? Another chapter for the Kooks? Right you are! So let’s get started!

ScreenshotHi Bonehilda! Haven’t seen you around in a while. And what’s this? You’re actually cleaning!

Screenshot-3Chris: Oops. Maybe no one will know it was me. I’m just going to go get a snack now. Yup, snack time. Perfect alibi.

Would you all just quit breaking things!?

Screenshot-4Welcome to the first ever (and only) meeting of the Kook Book Club!

Chris: Really guys? You’re so lame.

Mckenna and Kim: Shhh!

Screenshot-5Bonehilda: Oh my, he really is quite muscular. :3

Can you say ‘creepy’?

Screenshot-6The kids wanted to get out of the house for a bit and away from their creepy house-cleaner so off the family went to a nearby park. Kim immediately ran for the slide. Why she needs to wear a snowsuit in summer? I don’t even know. She must get that from Ben.

Screenshot-7Ryan ran over to the jungle gym.

Ryan: Hey! I can see our house from here!

Yup, he’s having fun.

Screenshot-8Chris was content to sit on the pavement and sing to his IF doll. Jungle gyms, slides, and swing sets galore! And what does he do? Plays with that stupid doll.

Screenshot-9Kenneth decides to read on a nearby bench and keep a watchful eye over his family. D’awe. πŸ™‚

Screenshot-10Sun Young: Chris, I need your honest opinion. Does my makeup look okay in this light?

Chris: Um, sure? What’s makeup?

Screenshot-11Overall the family had a fun time at the park until it started to rain. And even then it was a tough time getting them all home. πŸ™‚

Screenshot-12Sun Young stayed at the park so long that she ended up having her adult birthday there.

Screenshot-13 Screenshot-14 16 - Sun Young adult bday 17 - Sun Young midlife crisisOh great. Another midlife crisis. I doubt she’ll get many wishes fulfilled.

Screenshot-15Chris: What the – ?

Screenshot-16Chris: THERE’S A MONSTER UNDER MY BED! I’ll just run away and it wont get me.

Great! Well he’s not sleeping tonight. :/

Screenshot-17Sun Young rolled a midlife crisis wish to get a makeover. So I decided to use her free action and indulge it.

Screenshot-19Stylist: Oh darling, let’s do something with your hair. And that shirt? So last year.

Screenshot-20Stylist: Fabulous! (Now to take my money and run!)

Um, what?

Screenshot-21Sun Young: I feel so hip and flirty! Te-he!

What a waste of a free action. No more indulgences!

Screenshot-22Hello IF dolls. Prepare to meet your end. Muahahahahaha!

Screenshot-23 Screenshot-25I realized I never showed the prom pictures for Mckenna and Lee. I wish the background for the prom pictures would rotate every so often.

18 - anakin the all time creeperThe hell?! I was considering taking the extended family with us for the move but you’ve just sealed your fate Anakin! You all time creeper!

Screenshot-26Sun Young: *scoffs* What? Go on a date with you and leave my position of legacy spouse? No thank you!

You tell him Sun Young!

Screenshot-27Ryan: Finally, a quiet place to do homework.

Really? Your parents bedroom? Okay then.

Screenshot-28Ben: Ah, nothing better than the fresh morning air!

Dusty: What a perfect spot to relieve myself. πŸ™‚

Gross…

Screenshot-29Ben: Woof! Woof! *pants*

Dusty: What the hell are you doing? Just stop before you hurt yourself.

My thoughts exactly. -.-‘

Screenshot-30Screenshot-31Look who got to level 8 in martial arts! Those are some awesome moves! πŸ˜€

Screenshot-32See the cane? Completely for show.

Kenneth: What are you talking about? I’ll have you know I’m a frail old man now.

Ppsshh, sure you are. And I’m The Doctor.

Screenshot-34I can’t believe my eyes! It’s a study session! And they did it all on their own!

Mckenna: Hey, who wants to put on some tunes?

Kim: How are we supposed to concentrate with that noise you call music?

Salem: I’m going to stink up my box and make you all run for the hills. XD

Screenshot-39Guess what time it is?!

Screenshot-40 19 - kim teen bday Screenshot-42Kim is finally a teen! And that means it’s time to vote for the next heir! But first, lets change her outfit and hair.

Screenshot-43SHE’S SO PRETTY!!!!! I don’t care where that blonde hair came from, I think it suits her and her golden eyes. I know I shouldn’t pick favourites, but can I? Just this once? πŸ˜€

20 - frankie son bornFINALLY! The ENTIRE reason for this chapter was to just kill time until Frankie’s second child was born. Now that we know what the gender is I can move the main family to their new town! Buuuuuut… you’ll have to wait until next chapter because I’m evil like that. XD

For now go vote for the next heir over here! πŸ˜€

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SCORECARD

-10 Dog sitter
-20 Fire
-65 Self urination
-110 Passing out
+35 Birth
+10 Twin Birth
+30 Skill Challenge
+15 Honour Roll
+20 Max Skill
+40 Completed LTW
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-55 Total Points

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Chapter 2.14

Welcome to another chapter of the Kooks! Last Chapter Cindy visited the family from beyond the grave, the kids got up to mischief at strangers houses, and Lee aged up to a Teen! What will they get up to this time?

Screenshot-116Um, this isn’t exactly the best start to the chapter. Thanks Chris (-5 points). -.-

Screenshot-118Kenneth: How about a bedtime story son? Would that help you sleep?

Chris: Awe gee! Thanks dad! *runs off to find an empty bed*

Screenshot-119 Screenshot-120Bedtime stories for everyone! Almost everyone, Ryan managed to go to bed without a story tonight.

Screenshot-121Wow, she hasn’t worked on painting in ages. She actually managed to finish it too.

Screenshot-122Kenneth is hard at work trying to complete his LTW before time runs out. He’s almost at level 8 for martial arts, but he’s only halfway through level 6 for athletic.

Kenneth: Well maybe if you didn’t have me running around cleaning up after messy children and reading bedtime stories constantly I might achieve my lifelong dreams!

Hey, someone has to do it. It’s not my fault your family are slobs.

Screenshot-123Sun Young goes around doing this way too often. And in her nighty no less. Maybe not the best thing to wear around your brother-in-law.

Screenshot-125Really Ryan? (-5 points) Did you not get a good enough sleep last night or something?

Kim: Way to go Ryan. That’s what you get for skipping bedtime stories.

Lee: Why don’t you just go to bed Ryan?

My thoughts exactly!

Sun Young: Chris, be a dear and take out the trash? Just be careful to not trip over your brother over there.

Screenshot-127Dusty: Why don’t we get screen time anymore? I might be ancient but I’m not dead yet!

Salem: At least you’ve been around from the start. I’m still pretty new to the family and they’re already bored of me. All in favour of mutiny raise your paw and say “aye”!

Dusty: AYE! πŸ˜€

Yup, the pets are still around and kickin’. Moving on.

3 - Anakin son Cruz bornFamily Update: Anakin and Lina had their second child! A little boy named Cruz of all things. Wouldn’t be my first choice for a name…

Screenshot-128Things were getting a little boring so the adults decided to check out some local venues. Um, where’s Ben?

Kenneth: He’s in the trunk. We had to kidnap him to get him out of the house.

Ben: *muffled* HELP! I’ve been violated!

You’re such nice sims, stuffing poor, helpless, old men into trunks of cars. :/

Screenshot-129And here we are! The Lucky Palms Casino! πŸ˜€ Don’t blow all the money, k’ guys?

Screenshot-130Sun Young heads straight for a slot machine.

Screenshot-131And promptly loses.

Sun Young: Hmm, I’m going to try again. This pull will be a winner!

Screenshot-133Ben also tried out the slot machines but didn’t have any luck. I really hope it wasn’t a bad idea to come here…

Screenshot-136Kenneth tried his luck playing Blackjack. It doesn’t look like he’s loosing too badly.

Screenshot-137Ben soon lost interest in the slot machine after winning $80.

Ben: This foxy lady caught my eye!

Elderly Lady: You sir are a creep. Leave me be or I’ll call security.

Ben: Harsh.

Seriously, he said two words to this lady and creeped her out. I think you’re losing your charm Ben.

Ben: I am not! I’m just out of practice is all.

Screenshot-138Sun Young actually scored pretty big on her slot machine! She cashed out $900 when all was said and done. Kenneth eventually lost at Blackjack, costing $100, but the Kooks left the casino a total of $880 richer than when they walked in. We could have made a living out of this. Haha! XD

Screenshot-139When the adults got home Mckenna got in trouble for… something. I forget what. But, as punishment, she was sent to stand in the corner, and this is the corner she chose. It’s also raining FYI.

Screenshot-140Ben’s rocking out to some tunes! Whoo! Go Ben, go Ben!

Ben: Just, just no. Stop.

Fine, be a loner and dance by yourself then.

Screenshot-141NO! BAD CHRIS! There are three toilets in this house, now use them! Gah! (-5 points)

Screenshot-142Chris: Hey Dad, can I have a bedtime st- never mind *passes out* (-5 points, I’m going to cry soon)

Kenneth: Alright then…

Hot Dog Kid: I’m just going to leave. My mom said to never take candy from crazies.

You’re the crazy here Hot Dog! It’s spring! Stop this trick-or-treating nonsense!

Screenshot-143 Screenshot-144It’s prom time! And both of our teens are in their formal wear since neither of them are insane and like to wear snow suits to fancy functions. πŸ˜€

4 - Lee prom5 - Mckenna promMore like she blackmailed them! She is evil after all. πŸ˜‰6 - mckenna prom 7 - lee prom 8- mckenna promAwe! Her first crush! Too bad the family will be moving soon.9 - lee promWhat is with the Kook kids and fighting at prom?10 - mckenna prom 11 - lee prom 12 - lee promApparently Lee is now a girl. I never would have guessed. Thanks EA.13 - mckenna promHa, haha. No. Your ancestors only abduct sims, not other aliens (as far as I know anyway.)

Screenshot-145I’m actually a little shocked to see Ben in the garden. It’s been wilting for ages and Kenneth only looks after it when told. I knew deep down you loved gardening Ben!

Ben: Don’t read too deep into this. I’m simply bored.

Whatever you say! πŸ˜€

Screenshot-146Mckenna: RAWR!

Ben: AHH! MONSTER!!

Mckenna: Haha! It never gets old!

Yes it does! Stop trying to give your grandfather a heart attack!

Screenshot-148In true Ben fashion, he decides to have some fun with the sprinkler system to settle his nerves, snow suit and all.

Screenshot-149Lee: Awe man! That dog barf stinks!

Well then quit standing around complaining about it and clean it up!

Screenshot-150Mckenna: Well that booby trap failed… I’ll just back away slowly now…

And Bonehilda just fixed that the other day. *Sigh*

14 - anakin and lina fightingFamily Update: Is there trouble in paradise? They just had their second child together too.

Screenshot-151Kenneth: Got to get my workout in while I can!

Um, actually, your bedtime story services are needed…

Kenneth: No! I’m almost at level 8!

Sorry…

Screenshot-152Kenneth: So, pulled your old man away from fulfilling his dreams for a silly story eh?

Ryan: Well if you’re going to be mean about it maybe I’ll just keep passing out all the time. *grumpy face*

Screenshot-153 Screenshot-155I honestly can’t wait for the kids to age up. This is getting ridiculous.

Screenshot-156Ah, a floating chair. Cindy must have stopped by for a visit.

Screenshot-157Kim is such a good girl, cleaning up after her family, not passing out from the fumes. πŸ™‚

Screenshot-159Cindy: Come on kids! Working out is part of leading a full and healthy life! And work it! 1 and 2, and 1 and 2…

Lee: Hey grams, how did you die? I heard something about you being bashed over the head with a shovel.

Mckenna: Actually, she tripped over the cat. That cat. Right there. Be careful or it’ll get you next.

Lee: EEP!

Salem: Honestly, I don’t know why I even bother. The only time I get screen time is to be accused of murder. Why can’t I just have a loving family like other cats! *cries silently to self*

Screenshot-160Kenneth: Kim I want you to do your homework before you play anymore games tonight.

Kim: Insolent fool! Queens do not DO homework!

Screenshot-161Kenneth: Yes they do! Or they are banned from the TV for a week!

Kim: *grumbles to self*

Screenshot-162Really Mckenna? Quit breaking things!

Sun Young: *gasp* What did you do?! Now I can’t watch my shows!

Mckenna: Thing was a piece of junk anyway.

Cindy: I never did like that TV…

Mckenna: Confession right there! Grams did it!

Screenshot-166Kenneth: School is very important young man. You need to do your homework every night in order to get good grades! When I was your age there was none of this “I have a D in school and I’m okay with it” nonsense. You hear me boy?

Chris: Y-yes father. I’ll get to it right away sir.

Screenshot-167How goes the training Ben?

Ben: Take that you pole-thingy! *girly slap attack!*

I’ll just leave you to it…

Screenshot-168Chris: Dad, I’m done two pages. Can I go play now?

Kenneth: Nope, you’re staying there until it’s finished.

Screenshot-169Sun Young: Ugh! Ryan! That was my cereal! I can’t get to it!

Ryan: My cereal now mom. Just go watch your show. Oh right, you can’t cause Mckenna went ape on the TV and broke it.

Mckenna: I am not an ape! I’m an alien! Gosh, get it right!

Kenneth: Haha, good one son. Person person plus. πŸ™‚

Chris: Guys, come on, trying to study here.

Screenshot-170Lee: Awe, come on! That was my ice cream!

Sun Young: Oh I’m sorry, was this yours? Mine now! *Nomnomnom*

Screenshot-171Kenneth: Your Highness, it is imperative that a good king studies hard and succeeds in school. High grades ensure a smart king to rule over a fair and just kingdom.

Ryan: Your concern for my schooling is admirable, loyal citizen. I’ll shall heed your words.

Screenshot-172And heed them he did. Maybe now none of the kids will fail school. We were getting pretty close there. Luckily Kenneth can use the “Do Homework” interaction. πŸ˜€

Screenshot-174Sun Young attempted some mother son bonding time.

Sun Young: Hey! Bet you can’t hit me with that water balloon! Na-na!

Chris: Yah no. My butt’s ringing, I gotta take this call.

Maybe next time Sun Young.

15 - frankie and pansy second childLet’s end the chapter with this little pop-up! Now that Frankie and Pansy are having their second child I don’t want to move the family until I find out if it’s a boy or a girl. πŸ™‚

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SCORECARD

-10 Dog sitter
-20 Fire
-65 Self urination
-110 Passing out
+35 Birth
+10 Twin Birth
+30 Skill Challenge
+15 Honour Roll
+20 Max Skill
+40 Completed LTW
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-55 Total Points

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Chapter 2.13

Hello and welcome to another chapter of the Kooks! While we wait for the votes to come in for a new town lets see what this crazy family gets up to this time.

Screenshot-100You seem to be taking quite well to being an elder. πŸ˜€

Kenneth: I guess it’s not so bad. I do have this awesome cane I can hit ankles with. πŸ˜‰

Oh the perks of old age.

Screenshot-85Chris: Man, I’m so hungry I could eat a pound of waffles!

Maybe if you didn’t wait until you were starving to eat… just saying.

Kenneth: Why does he get waffles? Why am I stuck with cereal?

I’m sorry! I didn’t know there were waffles!

Screenshot-87Oh hai Cindy! Our first visit from beyond the grave! Eee! XD

Cindy: Boo! My grandson is such a loser!! Booooooo!

I see she’s just as mean as she ever was.

Screenshot-88Chris: So grandma, since you’re back from the dead and all, how about a bed time story?

Cindy: I guess old Grimm wouldn’t mind if I told you a story from the Netherworld…

Umm… lets NOT give the children nightmares. K’ thanks.

Screenshot-89Ryan: Ewww… ectoplasm… gross

Cindy: How rude! I am not secreting ectoplasm you fool.

Harsh Cindy, just harsh.

Screenshot-90Luckily Cindy read him a nice bedtime story and he drifted off to sleep almost instantly. That’s one less kid for Kenneth to worry about!

Screenshot-91Poor Ben, he still doesn’t sleep in his own bed. At least he finds somewhere to take a proper nap and doesn’t pass out.

Screenshot-99So I had thought Mckenna glitched like Kenneth did. However, I later realized Mr. Freezer Bunny Gnome had popped up in front of the door and was preventing her from leaving. I’m tempted to sell the Gnomes when they do stuff like that.

Screenshot-100Ben also has his old trusty sleeping bag so he often sleeps in random places with it. I don’t really worry about him anymore. In the end Ben will be Ben. πŸ˜‰

Screenshot-101Kenneth is still trying to complete his LTW in time. I swear, he gets hardly any time to himself.

Kenneth: Maybe if someone didn’t have me cleaning the house and reading kids to sleep all the time I’d actually accomplish something!

Trrrrruuuuuuuuue… but I’d rather not have any more fails.

1 - Anakin and Lina second kidFamily Update! Anakin is having a second kid with Lina! I can’t wait to see if it’s a boy or a girl! (P.S. I finally got pictures of Lina and her daughter, as well as Pansy (Frankie’s wife) and her son.)

Screenshot-103This is why I don’t let the kids go over to friend’s houses…

Chris: Hey mister, can you read me a bedtime story?

Mr. Scientist Dude: Um, who are you again?

Paramedic Girl: I’m sorry, he just randomly followed me home…

Screenshot-105At least Kim was somewhat productive at her friend’s house.

Kim: Yo, nerd. What’s the value of x for the equation 17x + (-12) = 114 + 3x?

Nerdy Kid (I never write down their names): Um… x would equal…. 9.

Kim: Perfect…

And she’s supposed to be the smart one. Well actually, that is pretty smart. Befriend the smart kids and get all the homework answers. XD

Screenshot-106Ryan: I was thinking, we should do a family photo shoot sometime. You know, so we can have a big box of photos to look at and see how beautiful you are before you get all old and wrinkled like dad.

Sun Young: Oh! Um, how uh, thoughtful dear. (I don’t want to grow old and wrinkled.) ‘-.-

At least the kid’s heart is in the right place… I think…

Screenshot-107Eventually, Chris got his bedtime story. But there was no way he was staying at a stranger’s house overnight.

Screenshot-108Kim was left to her own devices basked in a glowing yellow light. Alright, time to get you two back home. Kenneth, please call your children home, I am beginning to fear for their safety.

Screenshot-109Uh, Ben?

Ben: Yes? What is it?

Where did the other half of your body go?

Ben: Part of the crew… part of the ship…

Alright… I’m just going to leave you alone now…

Screenshot-110More bedtime stories! As you can see the kids constantly switch beds. It’s a little annoying.

Screenshot-111Ben: TOOOOOT!!! Guess what time it is Lee?!

Lee: Father, please remove yourself from my personal space. You are covering me in your spittle.

Ben: It’s your birthday! TOOOOOOT!

Screenshot-112 Screenshot-1132 - Lee teen bdayOh great. Lee got Unstable locked in to go along with Easily Impressed, Absent-Minded, and Hot-Headed. Give him the Insane trait and he’d be the kookiest of them all. Oh well. πŸ™‚

Screenshot-115And here is Teen Lee! He looks a bit like a Frankie clone (considering Ben fathered both of them I’m not surprised) so I’m hoping the surfer hair will give him his own look. πŸ˜€

That’s it for this chapter! Next chapter will hopefully see the Kooks move to a new town, keyword hopefully. πŸ˜‰

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SCORECARD

-10 Dog sitter
-20 Fire
-60 Self urination
-95 Passing out
+35 Birth
+10 Twin Birth
+30 Skill Challenge
+15 Honour Roll
+20 Max Skill
+40 Completed LTW
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-35 Total Points

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The Kooks need to move… again!

Hi everyone!

So as you’ve probably guessed the Kooks need to move… again. Well, maybe it’s not so much need as I want to move them. My game is getting extremely laggy making it very difficult to play. I know the last time the Kooks moved it was better and stayed that way for quite some time.

However, when the Kooks move Anakin and Frankie (with their respective partners and children) will not be moving with the main family. But that also means I can start Hannah’s story and not have to worry about her showing up in the Kooks anymore!

So let me know which town you’d like to see the family in next!Β  Take the poll!

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